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Pleased with my good deed<br />
At one with nature<br />
When I swear I saw a millipede look up<br />
Frozen under the shadow of a great black beak<br />
With a head that said<br />
How could you?<br />
How could you?<br />
The Seven Ages of Man<br />
Infancy was all milk and mammy.<br />
Schooldays were all jotters and snotters<br />
Teen years were all spandex and T-Rex<br />
Student life was lurex and durex.<br />
Prime was all pampering and parenting<br />
Midlife was all crisis and crack-up.<br />
Retirement was all bus pass and bypass.<br />
The Remains of the Door<br />
‘You wouldn’t dare’<br />
You dared me<br />
Too late to keep the gate now<br />
Dare is a door I kicked in long ago<br />
Took it off its hinges<br />
Broke it up for kindling<br />
Smoked the ashes<br />
I’m high as a kite on door right now<br />
So dare me no dares.<br />
Tigris Tiger<br />
On 18 September 2003 a US soldier shot dead a rare 14-year-old<br />
Bengal Tiger at Baghdad Zoo during a ‘keg party’.<br />
Tiger, tiger, burning bright<br />
Caught in a mantrap late one night
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