Harry Potter and The Power He Has Not - Sahits

Krum, Ronald Weasley, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, and Cormac McLaggen. A young woman
of formidable intellect and remarkable appetites spent the minutes following the attack not
attending to her injured friend, but in defending his attacker. The Department of Magical Law
Enforcements official policy is to never comment on active cases, but one Auror on the scene
spoke with this reporter on the condition of anonymity. “Someone needs to do something about
that arrogant little … Witch” he displayed his damaged hand “she cursed me, preventing me
from doing my duty, claiming that the muggle was under the Imperious Curse. How could she
possibly know that, unless she cast…” the Auror would not theorize just who might have cast the
alleged unforgivable. Perhaps more ominous were the comments of Ronald Weasley, 17, youngest
son of the pureblood Weasley clan. “The Weasley kid warned me not to respond to her attack,
claiming that her powers were ‘scary’ and muttering about how he was tired of disposing of the
bodies.”
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* Repair costs for Platform 9 ¾ pegged at more than 50,000 Galleons
* Muggleborn Witches and the Dark Arts, feeding their appetites?
The Quibbler:
Weather-Weary Nation Not Surprised By Forecast Of Blood Storms
London, UK—A Service advisory predicting that graphic blood storms will touch ground in the
southern Scotland Wednesday is being met with numb resignation by weather-weary Brits.
"Guess I should go conjur some plastic tarps and cover up the house, or what remains of it," said
Scott Huster of Hogsmeade, echoing the sentiments of a nation battered in recent months by a
succession of violent hurricanes, tropical storms, and tornadoes.
According to the advisory, clouds of pure blood have congealed in the atmosphere above Little
Hangleton, and are heading north at speeds of up to 80 miles per hour. MWS meteorologists
predict that the unprecedented storm will splatter most of the West Coast by Friday.
"I suppose I'll have to cancel the barbecue," said Larry Milhouse of Dunoon.
Meteorologists are predicting an epic storm of biblical proportions, marked by bullet-velocity
winds and flash blooding in low-lying areas. Blood may even coagulate and freeze into bludgersized
clot-hail, shattering windows, damaging roofs, and triggering massive blockages on roads
and motorways.
"Blood-hail can't be any worse than the early thaw in spring," Vermont mother of four Stacey
Boswell said. "Still, I'd better take the clothes off the line."
During a Monday night press conference, acting MWS Director R. David Paulison recommended
that citizens evacuate the area immediately, in order to avoid bile blizzards and packs of
marauding werewolves.