September 2012 - CityBike
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HERTFELDER<br />
It was after our enduro club’s gavelhammer<br />
contests—probably the night<br />
Fritas proposed starting C riders first<br />
to give them an easier trail to ride, and<br />
some of us could see them getting pushed<br />
to ride over their heads by faster riders<br />
who would use them for traction after they<br />
went down. Gary Noble drifted over to the<br />
“Senior Members Only” table and asked<br />
me if I might pit for him at the Speedsville<br />
Two-Day Qualifier.<br />
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was like asking me if I’d like to help him<br />
spend the $6 million he’d just won in the<br />
State lottery.<br />
It’s probably unnecessary, but I’ll explain<br />
what a Qualifier is: It’s a step in selecting<br />
which riders will represent the Unites<br />
States in the annual Six Days Enduro. You<br />
might call it a sort of Olympic tryout.<br />
All dirt riders, regardless of ability, harbor<br />
dreams of competing in the ISDE. The<br />
purpose of the Qualifiers is to weed out the<br />
hotshots who come out of the woodwork,<br />
win an occasional National enduro and<br />
then spend the next three days OD-ing on<br />
Tylenol in a bedroom where the Ben Gay<br />
fumes are peeling the wallpaper off. The<br />
last time I dreamed of participating in a Six<br />
Days ride was just after I’d zeroed the first<br />
two checkpoints at an enduro—and just<br />
before I hour-ed out at the third.<br />
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I agreed to pit for Gary with only two<br />
requests: that he and I have his motorcycle<br />
110-percent ready and in my van by the<br />
Thursday before the Qualifier and that he<br />
had himself 110-percent ready, especially<br />
his hands, when he left the start line. My<br />
goal on Thursday was to get the motorcycle<br />
away from Gary so that he could get his<br />
mind off it and relax for 48 hours without<br />
running to his garage to see if he had really<br />
tightened the frammazant nuts.<br />
It also made it easier for me to run out<br />
to the van to see if I had tightened the<br />
frammazant nuts.<br />
My concern about his hands made Gary<br />
smile because he already had the problem<br />
covered. He’d been using a pair of springsqueeze<br />
grips that produced a fine row of<br />
calluses on his palms and a passable strip of<br />
gristle along the inside of each thumb.<br />
Too often, riders prepare for a two-day by<br />
running, jogging and doing lots of sit-ups<br />
and push-ups only to quit halfway into the<br />
second day because their soft hands have<br />
been tenderized and look like something<br />
ready to grill. Those of us who ride the Six<br />
Days of Michigan know how to keep the<br />
calluses all year long—some use springsqueeze<br />
grippers and others wind a weight<br />
on a string up a piece of broom handle.<br />
I prefer to take the power steering belt off<br />
my van and carry it under the driver’s seat.<br />
This not only develops calluses but also<br />
tends to discourage folks from borrowing<br />
my van when they find they can work up a<br />
pretty good sweat just getting the thing out<br />
of the apartment parking lot.<br />
Speaking of the Michigan Six Days, if I ever<br />
discover a cure for monkey butt you’ll read<br />
about it in the Michigan Journal of Medicine<br />
and treatment programs will be available<br />
without a prescription at my address.<br />
Thursday afternoon, after one brain-fade<br />
type glitch with a new exhaust pipe, we<br />
loaded Gary’s XR250 into my van, and<br />
he knew he could get that off his mind.<br />
The motorcycle would be ready and as<br />
well maintained as I could manage both<br />
mornings of the Qualifier.<br />
I prefer to take the power steering belt off my van and carry it under the<br />
driver’s seat. This not only develops calluses but also tends to discourage folks<br />
from borrowing my van when they find they can work up a pretty good sweat<br />
just getting the thing out of the apartment parking lot.<br />
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I also took along a street full-face helmet,<br />
fully prepared to ride the motorcycle to<br />
Speedsville in the event something nasty<br />
happened to my van.<br />
Friday evening we camped out in the<br />
requisite Speedsville torrential rainstorm<br />
and enjoyed every drop because any rider<br />
prefers mud to dangerous dust conditions.<br />
The Speesdville pit areas resembled the<br />
road to Baja, and on Day One Gary seemed<br />
to get stronger and more rested at each<br />
fuel, chocolate and water stop. He basically<br />
cruised too a Day One bronze finish: the<br />
only repair needed on the XR was to run a<br />
hacksaw down the jaw of the shift lever to<br />
tighten it on the splines.<br />
When we discovered Gary had taken<br />
a gold at the end of Day Two, I knew<br />
exactly how he felt; a happy brew of<br />
elation, accomplishment and pride<br />
swelling in his heart.<br />
You see, the same happy brew was also<br />
swelling in my heart, but mine was a<br />
thicker, tastier and warmer brew that had<br />
been simmering for a long, long, time.<br />
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Loyal readers will recall that when I<br />
advertised my Triumph Thruxton for<br />
sale a few years ago, I was surprised<br />
by the uniform demographic of my potential<br />
buyers. I’d expected an old-time rider or<br />
two, guys who might remember Triumph<br />
twin glory days. Guys like me.<br />
No one remotely like me answered my ads.<br />
No one over 35 answered my ads.<br />
Remarkably, I felt, each of the guys who<br />
responded to my ad was the same guy,<br />
within a few years of the same age, within<br />
a few thousand dollars per year of the same<br />
income, within a few millimeters of the<br />
same hair length…and they all bought their<br />
clothes at the same place.<br />
Then my friend Aaron told me he was<br />
selling his turbo Audi station wagon. He<br />
mentioned in passing that the various<br />
guys who came to check out his Audi were<br />
all the same guy – only the names were<br />
different.<br />
They weren’t<br />
the same guys<br />
who came<br />
to see my<br />
Thruxton or<br />
the guy who<br />
bought it, but in<br />
many ways they<br />
were nearly<br />
identical to one another, so much so that<br />
Aaron remarked on it.<br />
Last week I noted that just a block down<br />
the hill from our place in central Denver,<br />
in front of an apartment house occupied<br />
by youthful graphic designers and their<br />
friends, three motorcycles were parked<br />
against the curb in neat formation, like<br />
police Harleys outside a doughnut shop.<br />
First I noticed the orderly parking.<br />
Then I noted that the three bikes were<br />
fundamentally the same. They were a<br />
naked Buell twin, a KTM Duke hooligan<br />
single and a Ducati Monster. Each had a<br />
single front disk and a small fairing in front<br />
of its instruments.<br />
They were not Japanese. They were not<br />
equipped with luggage or any sort of useful<br />
accessories. They were not intended for<br />
travel or sport, is my hunch, but for city<br />
transport and appearances at Facebook<br />
Generation gathering places.<br />
None of the three was what you or I<br />
would expect to see there, in front of that<br />
apartment building. No dual-sports, no<br />
SV650, no old Japanese Four.<br />
I’ve watched. There is never a time when<br />
all three bikes are absent from that curb. I<br />
have never seen any one of them in motion<br />
but I would bet their riders are again…<br />
pretty much the same guy.<br />
I’d say the three guys had never<br />
met before they bought their<br />
bikes. They had never talked<br />
about bikes among themselves.<br />
And yet they bought very similar<br />
motorcycles—motorcycles with the same<br />
job descriptions, the same look in profile,<br />
the same relationships between seats and<br />
bars and pegs.<br />
No wonder so much money is made dividing<br />
us into demographic consumer groups; we<br />
are ever-so predictable as consumers. Tell<br />
companies who produce advertising a few<br />
things about yourself, or just let them find<br />
out for themselves via your computer, and<br />
they can predict what you’ll buy. Especially,<br />
it seems, if you’re young and urban and<br />
spend your life online.<br />
Were we, in our relative motorcycling<br />
youth, just as predictable? We’d have hated<br />
the thought.<br />
We’d have flat rejected the idea that<br />
anyone could predict anything about<br />
us. Especially that we’d become riders,<br />
flaunting rebel souls. We weren’t<br />
predictable; hell, we rode motorcycles.<br />
In the U.S, after the war but before Honda<br />
and the “nicest people,” there were Harley<br />
riders, Triumph<br />
riders and BSA<br />
riders. We<br />
Triumph riders<br />
recognized<br />
BSA riders<br />
as our<br />
unenlightened<br />
cousins, but<br />
we had hardly<br />
crossed paths with Harley riders.<br />
No one knew if you’d be<br />
a Johnny Mathis fan, a<br />
Hank Williams fan or a<br />
Gene Vincent fan.<br />
The Same Guy<br />
We figured there were huge cultural<br />
differences between us and those<br />
guys. We might have lived in the same<br />
neighborhoods, gone to the same<br />
schools and hung out at the same drivein<br />
restaurants, but when we began to<br />
define ourselves as motorcyclists we were<br />
strangers to one another.<br />
Maybe we figured we could spot a Harley<br />
rider as he walked down the street in his<br />
work clothes, but no way did we believe<br />
that something in our stars or our buying<br />
habits determined that we’d be Triumph or<br />
BSA guys, not Harley riders. No one knew<br />
enough about us to make such a prediction.<br />
No one imagined there’d ever be a way to<br />
predict—by the time you got your first<br />
real paycheck—which make or model of<br />
anything you’d buy. No one knew if you’d<br />
be a Johnny Mathis fan, a Hank Williams<br />
fan or a Gene Vincent fan. Who could<br />
know those things?<br />
Who could have looked at my friends Phil<br />
and Corey as young men at opposite ends<br />
of this country and known somehow what<br />
would be in their garages today? I believe<br />
both those guys would deny that there<br />
could have been any such predictions, no<br />
matter how vague.<br />
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Today, someone somewhere can identify<br />
the readers of slick monthlies and niche<br />
motorcycle magazines and websites. That<br />
person knows what the reader rides or<br />
what bike he or she wants to learn about.<br />
That someone bases decisions—about the<br />
worth of advertising in that magazine or<br />
which models to feature in ads there—on<br />
data we are scarcely aware they have.<br />
Are we as consumers far more predictable<br />
than we were 40 years ago? We know that<br />
the science of accumulating and analyzing<br />
information about us, about our interests<br />
and probable buying choices, is far more<br />
sophisticated, far more revealing. There’s<br />
nowhere to hide.<br />
I wonder if the three guys down the street<br />
stand back and look at the three nearly<br />
identical bikes parked at the curb and<br />
wonder at their similarity.<br />
What are we saying when we dress the<br />
same, drive the same cars and ride the<br />
same motorcycles as our socio-economic<br />
peers? Are we even aware that we’re<br />
doing just that?<br />
If we are doing just that—or even if we<br />
aren’t, and we think about that dude<br />
somewhere who knows just what we’ve<br />
done and what we’re likely to do next, does<br />
that give us a good feeling? If it doesn’t,<br />
what in the world can we do about it?<br />
From 3:14 Daily<br />
Valencia @ 25th<br />
415-970-9670