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<strong>APRIL</strong> <strong>2012</strong> - <strong>ISSUE</strong> <strong>03</strong>
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CONTENTS<br />
<strong>ISSUE</strong> 3<br />
April. Where is the time going?<br />
Already the first semester is half<br />
over and soon the realisation<br />
that the study break was mostly<br />
break and less study will start<br />
to dawn. We are three editions<br />
down with five more to go and<br />
going strong.<br />
This issue continues to look<br />
into the issues surrounding<br />
hydraulic fracturing that were<br />
brought up last edition, in our<br />
main feature and includes an<br />
open debate on the subject<br />
between Green MP Gareth<br />
Hughes and PEPANZ as<br />
well as a follow up article to<br />
update everyone with what has<br />
happened in Parliament and<br />
Taranaki recently.<br />
Last month’s story on fracking<br />
has received almost 900 likes on<br />
Facebook to date, with people<br />
commenting on it from overseas<br />
which, I believe, shows the value<br />
of student publications and the<br />
reach we can have when we use<br />
our medium for more than just<br />
opinion pieces.<br />
The rest of this edition is a<br />
bit of a mixed bag. There is<br />
pole dancing, homelessness,<br />
media manipulation, comedy<br />
acts and even a piece on youth<br />
suicide and music. I hope you<br />
are enjoying the new format of<br />
MASSIVE. We will continue to<br />
grow and hone our style to bring<br />
you more of what you want to<br />
read about.<br />
I would like to add a big<br />
thank-you to all MASSIVE<br />
contributors who help make<br />
the publication what it is each<br />
month. Remember we always<br />
have space on the team so flick<br />
me an email if you are interested<br />
in joining up.<br />
Matt Shand, MASSIVE editor<br />
EDITOR<br />
Matt Shand<br />
editor@massivemagazine.org.nz<br />
04 801 5799 ext 62068<br />
DESIGN, LAYOUT & ART DIRECTION<br />
Cameron Cornelius<br />
allstylenotalent@gmail.com<br />
04 801 5799 ext 62064<br />
ADVERTISING & SPONSORSHIP MANAGER<br />
Jacob Webb<br />
advertising@mawsa.org.nz<br />
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REGULARS<br />
02. NEWS<br />
05. LETTERS<br />
06. DEBATE<br />
35. MASSIVE CROSSWORD<br />
36. COLUMNS<br />
38. REVIEWS<br />
40. COMIC<br />
FEATURES<br />
07. COURSE RELATED COSTS -<br />
THE BIG SPEND<br />
12. WITHOUT A SAFETY BLANKET<br />
14. IT’S NOT THE GAS - IT’S THE PEOPLE<br />
16. EXPLODING THE MYTHS<br />
OF POLE DANCING<br />
18. THE HUNT FOR KONY -<br />
SETTING THE AGENDA ONLINE<br />
21. THE CLASS OF 95<br />
28. GIN AND AUGUST<br />
30. THE MAGIC ON STAGE REVEALED<br />
32. COCO SOLID AS PARALLEL<br />
DANCE ENSOMBLE<br />
34. FROM BATHTUB TO BEER BARONS<br />
CONTRIBUTORS<br />
Thjis De Koning, Yvette Morrissey, Benjii Jackson, Matt<br />
Shand, Jess Roden, Elizabeth Beattie, Elisha Stephens,<br />
James Greenland, Emilie Marschner, Olivia Marsden,<br />
Trish Plunkett, Paul Berrington, Miriam Richdale,<br />
Daniel Hargreaves, Sam Bonney, Tim Cederwall, Allan<br />
Werner, Claydan Kirvan, Krysten McLeod, David Suk,<br />
Noel Hutchinson, Jessica Frank, Jonathan MacDonald,<br />
Amelia Jenkinson, Nicole Canning<br />
PUBLISHER<br />
Wellington Edition<br />
ISSN 2253-3133 (Print)<br />
ISSN 2253-3141 (Online)<br />
Manawatu Edition<br />
ISSN 2253-315X (Print)<br />
ISSN 2253-3168 (Online)<br />
Albany Edition<br />
ISSN 2253-3176 (Print)<br />
ISSN 2253-3184 (Online)<br />
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responsible papers. The document is printed throughout on<br />
SUMO Laser, which is FSC® certified and from responsible<br />
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Environmental Management Systems. MASSIVE magazine is<br />
committed to reducing its environmental footprint.<br />
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NEWS<br />
COMMUNICATION LACKING<br />
OVER STUDY MATERIALS<br />
Yvette Morrissey<br />
Many students may have<br />
noticed changes to the<br />
way course notes are<br />
distributed. Online materials are<br />
now becoming the default option,<br />
the transition causing teething<br />
problems among students.<br />
The cost of computer ink cartridges<br />
has some spending hundreds<br />
of dollars on printing their<br />
materials, with many unaware<br />
they can ask for hard copies of<br />
these study materials for free.<br />
Massey University notes that<br />
in Semester 1, 2010, only two<br />
students asked for hard copies<br />
of their online Administration<br />
Guides. Some students believe<br />
this low number indicates a lack<br />
of communication from Massey,<br />
because there are many complaints<br />
coming in about this, particularly<br />
on the website Review It.<br />
Though the process of digitalisation<br />
has its advantages –<br />
reduced carbon-copy print being<br />
one – the main purpose for the<br />
change is to save the university<br />
money. Massey also notes that internal<br />
students will be able to receive<br />
their materials even sooner<br />
via Stream than if they were to<br />
wait to pick up material from the<br />
print shop.<br />
With the advantages of digitalisation,<br />
many students are still<br />
finding this new process conflicting.<br />
Marinka Kingma is one who<br />
finds reading notes off Stream<br />
challenging.<br />
“I think it sucks because I am<br />
a very visual learner. I like having<br />
what I am studying in front<br />
of me and being able to sort out<br />
my study notes visually. It’s hard<br />
when the notes are on Stream because<br />
I can’t highlight anything –<br />
all I can do is flick through it.”<br />
To solve the problem of notetaking,<br />
Massey initially employed<br />
Annotate, a program that allows<br />
written notes to be recorded on<br />
a range of digitalised study materials,<br />
including PDFs and PowerPoint<br />
presentations. However,<br />
Massey withdrew this tool when<br />
not enough students were using<br />
it.<br />
Perhaps if there was better<br />
communication around the<br />
changes to notes, this tool would<br />
have been used more.<br />
Massey’s goal in its Road to<br />
2020 Strategy of exploring the<br />
potential of new digital media<br />
contains two Digital Learning<br />
Resource (DLR) initiatives: Online<br />
Administration Guides, and<br />
Online Study Guide and Course<br />
Readings. This makes Massey the<br />
only university in New Zealand to<br />
publish information for papers<br />
online. This change was inevitable,<br />
and has caused many extramural<br />
students to complain.<br />
Extramural Massey Students<br />
Society (EXMSS) President Ralph<br />
Springett has written many blogs<br />
on the subject, and maintains the<br />
position of “supportive watchdog”.<br />
“Massey is going in the right<br />
direction with digitalisation, but<br />
needs to supply solutions alongside<br />
the problems digitalisation<br />
creates,” he says.<br />
Massey has agreed to provide<br />
students with hard copies if they<br />
require them, but many are unaware<br />
of this.<br />
So the issue here, really, is communication.<br />
Although Massey<br />
says there has been regular consultation<br />
with student representatives,<br />
the complaints from students<br />
outweigh the compliments.<br />
It is now up to Massey to listen<br />
to students and to make them<br />
more aware of the ongoing changes<br />
and the options they have.<br />
If students have any issues getting<br />
hard-copy versions of materials,<br />
they should contact the<br />
Massey Contact Centre. Failing<br />
that, EXMSS also has discovered<br />
a direct line into Massey that can<br />
quickly resolve any printed material<br />
issues: student-informationresources@massey.ac.nz<br />
WHOOPS WE MADE SOME<br />
MASSIVE MISTAKES<br />
In the March issue of<br />
MASSIVE magazine there were<br />
a few errors that we would like<br />
to apologise for and correct.<br />
In the article headed Fracking:<br />
The Deeper You Dig The Darker<br />
it Gets, the author’s name was<br />
inadvertently dropped from<br />
the standfirst. That extensive<br />
article was written by freelance<br />
journalist Jamie Christian<br />
Desplaces. MASSIVE would like<br />
to apologise for this oversight.<br />
In the article headed To Sell or<br />
Not to Sell, the accompanying<br />
graph was incorrectly labelled.<br />
It should have read “83.4% No”<br />
and “17.3% Yes”.<br />
There were also some typos<br />
elsewhere for which we apologise.<br />
We will strive to prevent<br />
this from occurring in the future.<br />
letters@massivemagazine.org.nz<br />
COVER ARTIST<br />
–YELZ<br />
The cover of this month’s<br />
MASSIVE is based around<br />
a comic called ‘Castles’ by<br />
Wellington Illustrator Yelz.<br />
The initial character concepts<br />
were developed through a multitude<br />
of stickers stuck around<br />
the city by the artist.<br />
Eventually, through some<br />
intensive doodling, a story developed<br />
about a little tower and<br />
his attendee who travel around<br />
in Yelz’s sporadic imaginative<br />
worlds.<br />
If you would like to follow Yelz’s<br />
work, or have some work for the<br />
artists, you can go to<br />
http://Ilikeyelz.co.nz and email<br />
at yelzie@gmail.com.<br />
ps.Yelz is exhibiting with a<br />
number of other NZ and international<br />
artist, at a show in OZ<br />
curated by dr.Foothead.<br />
visit http://footheadfly.blogspot.com.<br />
02
ARAB SPRING:<br />
LIFTING THE VEIL<br />
Benjii Jackson<br />
In late 2010, a revolutionary<br />
wave of demonstrations and<br />
protests occurred throughout<br />
the Arab world – from Tunisia,<br />
Egypt, Libya to Yemen. Civil uprisings<br />
forced the rulers of these<br />
four countries out of power, while<br />
protests took place in Bahrain,<br />
Syria, Algeria, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait,<br />
Morocco, Oman, Lebanon,<br />
Sudan... the list goes on. The<br />
Western world saw the power of<br />
protest as the Arab Spring took<br />
place. The Documentary Edge<br />
Festival <strong>2012</strong> pays tribute to these<br />
earth-moving moments in recent<br />
history and the emerging voices of<br />
the Arab world.<br />
On January 25 last year, Egyptians<br />
woke up not expecting that<br />
a public holiday would turn into a<br />
revolution overthrowing Egypt’s<br />
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political regime. Tahrir 2011: The<br />
Good, the Bad and the Politician<br />
chronicles the lives of the protesters,<br />
the police forces and profiles<br />
Hosni Mubarak by several political<br />
figures. Mixing interviews with<br />
footage from the demonstrations,<br />
Tahrir 2011 playfully debunks the<br />
misconceptions and stereotypes<br />
that have risen from this important<br />
day in Egypt’s history. Tahrir<br />
2011 is an unprecedented, valuable<br />
and unexpected insight into<br />
the Arab World.<br />
Director Amal Ramsis’ starting<br />
point for her documentary is<br />
a simple sentence with heavy hitting<br />
implications: what isn’t forbidden<br />
in Egypt? One of the most<br />
insightful documentaries since<br />
the January 25 revolution, Forbidden<br />
reveals through discussions<br />
with Ramsis’ friends how<br />
difficult and even absurd life is for<br />
ordinary citizens under Mubarak’s<br />
regime. Rules govern filming<br />
on the street, where to walk, who<br />
to mix with, where you can go and<br />
what you can buy – and if you are<br />
a woman, this is even more burdensome.<br />
When Nefise Özkal Lorentzen<br />
was little, she used to send letters<br />
to Allah by balloon. Now she<br />
wants to send A Balloon for Allah<br />
to change the role of women<br />
in the Muslim culture. A Balloon<br />
for Allah shifts between documenting<br />
her journey to rediscover<br />
the Islam of her mother’s mother<br />
to charting the dreams Nefise<br />
holds.<br />
In The Last Days of Winter,<br />
director Mehrdad Oskouei follows<br />
the lives of seven teenage<br />
boys; inmates in a children’s<br />
correctional unit. Set in the last<br />
few days of winter ahead of the<br />
Iranian New Year, Oskouei gains<br />
their trust and confidence. As the<br />
boys share their thoughts to the<br />
camera – including what brought<br />
them to the facility, their hopes<br />
and fears - viewers see they are no<br />
different from other children.<br />
Original and creative, disturbing<br />
and heart-wrenching, Malaki<br />
– Scent of an Angel sheds light on<br />
the trauma of six different families<br />
affected by Lebanon’s long<br />
and bloody civil war. None of the<br />
families know the fate of their abducted<br />
family member or whether<br />
he or she is dead or alive.<br />
Teta, Alf Marra (Grandmother,<br />
A Thousand Times) is a cinematic<br />
love letter to Teta Fatima,<br />
a feisty Beiruti grandmother.<br />
Forced to cope with the silence of<br />
her once buzzing household, she<br />
imagines what awaits her beyond<br />
this life. Director Mahmoud Kaabour’s<br />
documentary commemorates<br />
his grandmother’s many<br />
worlds before they are erased by<br />
the passage of time and death.<br />
Screening with Arabic Fusion:<br />
The Sound Between the Notes, a<br />
musical exploration of contemporary<br />
Arabic music.<br />
The Documentary Edge<br />
Festival runs from the April 26<br />
- May 13 in Auckland and May<br />
17 - June 3 in Wellington<br />
<strong>03</strong>
NEWS<br />
COMPETITION WINNER<br />
This month we received heaps<br />
of entries for the ‘Zombifying<br />
Experience’ competition. After<br />
comparing all the answers we<br />
selected our favourite from<br />
Auckland based student Jon<br />
Anders which was a little out of<br />
the box.<br />
“In my opinion, the best<br />
place to go when the zombie<br />
apocalypse eventually comes<br />
around would be the nearest<br />
Ford dealership and hot-wire a<br />
Mustang gt500.<br />
This is for two reasons:<br />
1. I’ve always wanted to drive a<br />
Mustang, so what better time to<br />
fulfill a dream, and should I turn<br />
into a zombie, I would “un-die”<br />
happy.<br />
2. Because how awesome<br />
would it be to run over a horde<br />
of zombies in a car, more over,<br />
in a car as awesome as the<br />
Mustang. Also, should the unfortunate<br />
happen and I do get<br />
turned into a zombie myself, I<br />
would be epic because I would<br />
be a zombie driving a Mustang.”<br />
Jon has won himself, and<br />
three friends the chance to be<br />
chased by hordes of zombies at<br />
Spookers, Run for your freakn<br />
life event. Good luck Jon.<br />
WIN <strong>2012</strong> NZ<br />
INTERNATIONAL COMEDY<br />
FESTIVAL PASSES<br />
The good chaps at the <strong>2012</strong> NZ<br />
International Comedy Festival<br />
have generously given us<br />
passes for some of their hilarious<br />
events coming up over the<br />
next few weeks.<br />
First we have two double<br />
passes to Andrew O’Neil’s<br />
Auckland show and one double<br />
pass to his Wellington show.<br />
Andrew O’Neil is a transvestite,<br />
heterosexual, cross-dressing,<br />
steam punk, metal head, vegan,<br />
and occult comedian. He is also<br />
a bit ‘alternative’!<br />
We also have four passes to<br />
give away (2 for Wellington and<br />
2 for Auckland (sorry Palmy) to<br />
the stage show Bombs Away<br />
taking place:<br />
May 1 Wellington - 6.30pm at<br />
Bats Theatre<br />
May 15 Auckland - 7.15pm at<br />
Loft@Q<br />
To enter simply send your best<br />
knock-knock joke, or a reason<br />
why the chicken crossed the<br />
road to: competitions@massivemagazine.org.nz<br />
GET YOUR LAUGH ON!<br />
Matt Shand<br />
1993 wasn’t a very good year<br />
for entertainment. Honestly<br />
– Weekend at Bernie’s II?<br />
Sister Act 2? Look Who’s Talking<br />
Too? Yes, we had Sam Neil in both<br />
Jurassic Park and The Piano, but<br />
then there was Hulk Hogan in Mr.<br />
Nanny. Thankfully, the NZ International<br />
Comedy Festival came to<br />
the rescue, holding it’s inaugural<br />
event at the Watershed Theatre<br />
in Auckland. Twenty Festivals<br />
on and its going from strength to<br />
strength. Hogan’s acting career?<br />
Not so much.<br />
This year’s Festival is a mixture<br />
of some old friends returning<br />
to our shores, local favourites,<br />
and some exciting new comedians<br />
making their Festival debut.<br />
There’ll be comedy talent you may<br />
have spotted on Graham Norton,<br />
Michael McIntyre’s Comedy<br />
Roadshow, Live At the Apollo,<br />
Mock The Week and Never Mind<br />
The Buzzcocks and, of course, 7<br />
Days, Would I Lie To You? and A<br />
Night At The Classic.<br />
The returning Festival favourites<br />
include; Rhys Darby (NZ),<br />
David O’Doherty (IRE), The Boy<br />
With Tape On His Face (NZ),<br />
Stephen K Amos (UK), and Urzila<br />
Carlson (SA/NZ), Janey Godley<br />
(SCOT), Marcel Lucont (FR),<br />
Brendhan Lovegrove (NZ) and<br />
many, many, many more!<br />
It all kicks off with hearty<br />
belly laughs at the Comedy Gala<br />
(Auckland) and First Laughs<br />
(Wellington), which we’re stoked<br />
to announce will hosted by the<br />
multi-talented Greg Behrendt<br />
(USA), stand-up comedy extradonaire<br />
and the co-author of<br />
three-million-copy bestseller<br />
He’s Just Not That Into You. It<br />
may be our twentieth festival, but<br />
it’s Greg’s very first appearance in<br />
New Zealand.<br />
Tere are some epic events happening<br />
this year with the return<br />
of Le Comique, Best of the Billys,<br />
Late Laughs, Stand-Up For Kids,<br />
SKYCITY Gastrocomique with<br />
7 Days, and the next generation<br />
comedians in the Class Comedians<br />
Showcase. To finish up, Last<br />
Laughs hosted by Te Radar will<br />
showcase the best in show with<br />
the finalists of the Billy T Award<br />
and the Fred Award competing to<br />
win the coveted titles!<br />
To top things off the Comedy<br />
Convoy embarks on it’s two week<br />
road trip, making twelve pit stops<br />
along the length and breadth of<br />
our great nation, hosted by the<br />
country’s Best Presenter, Jeremy<br />
Corbett (7 Days) and with<br />
performances by Urzila Carlson<br />
(NZ/SA), Gordon Southern (UK),<br />
Simon McKinney (NZ) and Marcel<br />
Lucont (FR).<br />
In the unforgettable lyrics of<br />
1993 Tag Team hit – Whoomp<br />
There It Is!<br />
NZ COMEDY<br />
FESTIVAL LINEUP<br />
JANEY GODLEY IN ‘THE<br />
GODLEY HOUR’<br />
AUCKLAND:<br />
Mon 14 May – Sat 19 May, 8:30pm<br />
WELLINGTON:<br />
Mon 30 April to Sat 5 May, 7pm<br />
GORDON SOUTHERN ‘A BRIEF<br />
HISTORY OF HISTORY’<br />
WELLINGTON<br />
Tue 1 May to Sat 5 May, 7pm<br />
Auckland<br />
May 7-12 May, 8.30pm<br />
ANDREW O’NEIL ‘ALTERNATIVE”<br />
AUCKLAND<br />
Mon 7 to Sat 12 May, 8:30pm<br />
WELLINGTON<br />
Tue 1 May to Sat 5 May, 8:30pm<br />
TERRY ALDERTON<br />
AUCKLAND<br />
Mon 7 May – Sat 12 May, 7pm<br />
WELLINGTON<br />
Tue 1 May to Sat 5 May, 8:30pm<br />
CHRIS COX<br />
‘FATAL DISTRACTION’<br />
AUCKLAND<br />
Sat 28 April – Sat 5 May, 7pm<br />
WELLINGTON<br />
Dates: Tue 8 May to Sat 12 May<br />
THE BOY WITH TAPE ON HIS<br />
FACE ‘MORE TAPE!’<br />
AUCKLAND<br />
Mon 14 to Sat 19 May, 7pm<br />
WELLINGTON<br />
Sat 12 May / 7pm<br />
CRAIG CAMPBELL<br />
AUCKLAND<br />
Sat 28 April – Sat 12 May, 8:30pm<br />
WELLINGTON<br />
Mon 14 May to Sat 19 May<br />
04
LETTERS<br />
<strong>Massive</strong> magazine welcomes<br />
letters of all shapes and sizes,<br />
They should preferably be<br />
emailed to letters@massivemagazine.org.nz,<br />
though they<br />
can be dropped into any student<br />
association office. The<br />
Editor reserves the right to edit,<br />
abridge, or just plain bastardise<br />
them, and will refuse any that<br />
are in bad taste or defamatory.<br />
Pseudonyms may be used.<br />
RE FRACKING<br />
I’d like to congratulate <strong>Massive</strong><br />
<strong>Magazine</strong> for what is probably the<br />
best piece of reporting on the subject<br />
of fracking in NZ I’ve seen.<br />
Hydraulic fracturing, or ‘fracking’<br />
is a controversial drilling<br />
technique that many developed<br />
countries have placed moratoriums<br />
on or banned outright. The<br />
article revealed a history of well<br />
blowouts in New Zealand that<br />
should be part of investigations<br />
into concerns into operations in<br />
Taranaki.<br />
There are a number of considerable<br />
serious concerns around<br />
water contamination, air pollution,<br />
links to earthquakes and<br />
health impacts of the chemicals<br />
used to ‘frack’ wells. Until more is<br />
known and it can be proved safe<br />
it would be responsible to place a<br />
moratorium in New Zealand.<br />
Gareth Hughes MP<br />
RE FRACKING<br />
I just wanted to say that the<br />
piece on fracking in Taranaki was<br />
the most well researched and brilliantly<br />
investigated article in <strong>Massive</strong>/Magneto<br />
that I have read<br />
since coming to Massey in 2010.<br />
Jamie has truly delivered, and I<br />
would expect such an article in<br />
the Listener!<br />
Considering I spent 18 years of<br />
my life in Taranaki before coming<br />
to Wellington to study, and my entire<br />
extended family live there and<br />
have lived there for 8 generations,<br />
I find myself now completely involved<br />
in the fracking issue. My<br />
grandmother has been diagnosed<br />
and treated for cancer twice, and<br />
thankfully she has the all clear for<br />
the moment. Her sisters weren’t<br />
so lucky. If there was any chance<br />
that such illnesses could have<br />
been prevented... I don’t know<br />
what I would do. I know the first<br />
conclusion is to jump to ‘people<br />
are getting cancer’ but things just<br />
seem a little too... Coincidental.<br />
Not to mention the effects on the<br />
environment.<br />
The people who SHOULD know<br />
all the answers DON’T seem to<br />
know all the answers. Even after<br />
presenting these ‘facts’ in a report<br />
they can’t seem to remember.<br />
Something is wrong here. And I<br />
don’t want some shoddy excuses<br />
and half truths while people could<br />
be suffering for such a shitty thing<br />
as fracking.<br />
Thanks Jamie for an extensive<br />
article, and good luck to Sarah - I<br />
wish her all the best in trying to<br />
find the truth, I will rally right<br />
alongside her.<br />
Hayley<br />
ABORTION<br />
ALRANZ promotes a culture of<br />
death by seeking to have the law<br />
changed to make it no longer a<br />
crime to kill an unborn child. It<br />
is not widely known that the killing<br />
of an unborn child is a serious<br />
crime.The Crimes Act 1961, under<br />
Part viii, Crimes against the Person,<br />
section 183, Procuring an<br />
abortion by any means, states that<br />
everyone is liable to imprisonment<br />
for a term not exceeding 14<br />
years who with intent to procure<br />
a miscarriage of any woman uses<br />
an instrument or administers any<br />
drug to cause a miscarriage. Unborn<br />
children may be killed in<br />
special and rare circumstances<br />
provided for in section 187A. It<br />
is always wrong to kill the innocent<br />
and we all have a responsibility<br />
to defend life. The killing of<br />
children in the womb is a human<br />
rights issue not a health issue.The<br />
state has a responsibility to the<br />
common good to provide effective<br />
legal protection for unborn<br />
children who are the weakest<br />
and most defenceless members<br />
of the human family. It is disappointing<br />
that ALRANZ purports<br />
to promote woman’s rights, seeks<br />
to denigrate and deny the humanity<br />
of unborn children, in doing<br />
so they denigrate the dignity of<br />
women. It was ALRANZ that expressed<br />
pleasure when the Court<br />
of Appeal last year stated in its<br />
judgement that the unborn child<br />
did not have a right to life. .This<br />
reaction was offensive to women<br />
and undermined the dignity of<br />
women and motherhood. The<br />
true feminist position is one that<br />
upholds the dignity of women and<br />
respect and protection for her unborn<br />
children. Women have an<br />
absolute right not to get pregnant.<br />
Children have a right to be<br />
conceived and born into a loving<br />
marriage. Marriage is for the protection<br />
of women and their children.<br />
There would be no call for<br />
abortion if acts of pro -creation<br />
were confined to marriage. It is a<br />
great tragedy that with the false<br />
message being promoted by Family<br />
Planning that women should<br />
be sexually active before marriage<br />
that is the cause of much suffering<br />
for women. The exercise of abstinence<br />
before marriage is the only<br />
effective way to protect women<br />
from unlanned pregnancies, STIs<br />
and abortions<br />
No name supplied<br />
ABORTION AS<br />
HOLOCAUST<br />
In reply to ‘Abortion as Holocaust’<br />
(published in March issue)<br />
Thankyou Natalie Thorburn<br />
and Daniel McGrath for your letter<br />
helping to raise awareness of<br />
the issue of abortion in NZ, and<br />
especially as depicted in the DVD<br />
‘180’. Well worth the watch this<br />
DVD can be requested free of<br />
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LETTERS<br />
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<strong>Magazine</strong>. This month it’s 250 Gram<br />
bag of Peoples’ Coffee. Either come to<br />
the mawsa office or email: competitions@<br />
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charge, or watched online.<br />
The connection made between<br />
the Holocaust in Nazi Germany<br />
and abortion practices here in<br />
NZ is a sobering one. It is commonly<br />
known how horrified and<br />
sickened ‘good’ German citizens<br />
were when they realized the extent<br />
of the methodical extermination<br />
of human life in their own<br />
back yards. Although out of sight<br />
and out of mind, there was always<br />
the smoke and that same smoke<br />
continues to belch from chimneys<br />
at numerous medical facilities in<br />
this country.<br />
You wrote “grotesque images of<br />
dead bodies & living foetuses...is<br />
contrary to the rights of students<br />
to feel safe on their campus”.<br />
Abortion, the tearing of babies’<br />
limbs is grotesque and where<br />
are their rights to feel safe in the<br />
womb?<br />
Marie Cleland, Massey,<br />
Palmerston North<br />
FINGERS IN RINGS<br />
A good friend of mine and I<br />
were out fishing the other day<br />
on his boat. Making the most of<br />
the summer sun and enjoying<br />
the idyllic river, we lazed about<br />
with our fishing rods as the hours<br />
passed. When I finally had a bite,<br />
I grappled with the fishy beast for<br />
a few minutes before it’s brutish<br />
strength pulled me into the water<br />
and dragged me along the riverbed.<br />
The rod slipped from my<br />
grasp and as I saw the fish disappear<br />
into the murky depths, I<br />
spotted a shiny glint amongst the<br />
disturbed rockbed. Rescuing the<br />
curious treasure, I pulled myself<br />
onto the shore where my friend<br />
was waiting for me anxiously.<br />
It was a ring. Then I killed him<br />
and disappeared into the Misty<br />
Mountains.<br />
The Precious<br />
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DEBATE<br />
DEBATE<br />
SHOULD A MORATORIUM BE<br />
PLACED ON HYDRAULIC FRACTURING<br />
WHILE THE PCE CONDUCTS HER<br />
INVESTIGATION INTO THE PRACTICE?<br />
PEPANZ<br />
Petroleum Exploration and Production Association of NZ<br />
Modern life is dependent upon oil and gas - computers, cars,<br />
food, heating – life would be very different without it. Renewables<br />
are coming, but can’t keep up with world increase in demand<br />
for energy. For now oil and gas is the number one energy source.<br />
Natural gas is the cleanest and most efficient hydrocarbon. We<br />
are lucky in New Zealand to have enough to fuel our lives and our<br />
industries. What’s more, we produce it cleanly and safely.<br />
A well proven technique for producing gas from tight rock reservoirs<br />
is hydraulic fracturing. The process pumps 98% water, and<br />
2% sand and household chemicals over a period of 3 hours to create<br />
tiny fissures (just 50m long) at an average well depth of 3500m<br />
(3.5km deep)below the earth’s surface (that’s 3km deeper, through<br />
solid rock, than any fresh water aquifer). The tiny fractures (thinner<br />
than a drinking straw, held open by tiny grains of sand) enable a<br />
pathway for gas to reach the well bore and up to the surface. It’s<br />
a dedicated engineering discipline, performed by people who are<br />
equally concerned about protecting our environment for today and<br />
the next generation.<br />
Hydraulic fracturing has occurred in natural gas reservoirs in<br />
Taranaki since 1993. There have been no incidents of drinking<br />
water contamination, land contamination or earthquakes linked to<br />
hydraulic fracturing. Our track record alone shows no justification<br />
for a moratorium. It seems there are some who see political advantage<br />
from scaremongering about an industry and science they<br />
do not understand and are philosophically opposed to.<br />
An investigation will correct misinformation about the environmental<br />
impacts of hydraulic fracturing, will show the engineering<br />
science behind the practice and the incredible commitment from<br />
the industry to eliminate risk and ensure the practice is undertaken<br />
safely.<br />
New Zealand has very strict regulations and rules around environmental<br />
control. New Zealanders should have confidence in our<br />
scientists and regulators.<br />
Head of Petroleum Geosciences at GNS Science in New Zealand,<br />
Dr Rosemary Quinn, says ground tremors from hydraulic<br />
fracturing are smaller than those caused by a truck driving down<br />
the road, so are therefore minor compared to natural background<br />
levels of seismic activity. Hydraulic fracturing does not cause<br />
earthquakes. It takes much more than pumping water down a<br />
nine inch well bore to move millions of tonnes of earth and cause<br />
an earthquake.<br />
As an industry we have nothing to hide and everything to gain<br />
from participating in an open and honest dialogue. Not just about<br />
hydraulic fracturing, but also about how the industry employs 7000<br />
people, is our fourth largest export earner and could create so<br />
much more energy security and wealth for New Zealand, without<br />
compromising our environment.<br />
GARETH HUGHES<br />
Green Party MP<br />
Frack yeah or frack no? Fracking, the controversial drilling practice<br />
for oil and gas, has burst on to the public scene in the past<br />
year and now the Parliamentary Commissioner for the Environment<br />
has announced an investigation. Hydraulic fracturing, to give<br />
it its formal title, involves pumping water, sand, and chemicals at<br />
high pressure deep into the ground to extract oil and gas. Given<br />
the large number of concerns both in New Zealand and overseas, I<br />
believe the responsible thing to do would be to place a moratorium<br />
on new wells until the commissioner returns with her findings.<br />
New Zealand is on the cusp of a big expansion of the fracking<br />
industry. Permits covering 4.4 million hectares of land have already<br />
been approved, with a further three million being considered by<br />
the Government. In the past year we have seen a 170 per cent<br />
increase in the rate of new wells, compared with the average rate<br />
for the previous 18 years.<br />
Energy Minister Phil Heatley has welcomed the investigation<br />
and says it will answer some questions. I believe it would make<br />
sense to wait for the results of the investigation before allowing<br />
new fracking wells to go ahead.<br />
Fracking in New Zealand to date has occurred only in Taranaki,<br />
where we have seen well blowouts and water contamination, and<br />
consents being breached. And that’s from a comparatively small<br />
number of wells drilled over 20 years. The industry’s own reports<br />
to the Taranaki Regional Council show we have already seen some<br />
of the many potentially harmful effects. The fracking- related earthquakes<br />
reported in other countries might not yet have happened in<br />
Taranaki, but poor processes, blowouts, and water contamination<br />
have.<br />
Of the 10 countries where fracking has taken place, seven have<br />
put nationwide or regional bans or moratoriums on the practice.<br />
Only New Zealand, China, and Ireland haven’t. Where fracking is<br />
occurring so is damage, and governments and regional authorities<br />
around the world are waking up to this.<br />
The New Zealand Government has a responsibility to protect<br />
the farmers, communities, and local councils, who all have legitimate<br />
concerns. Both the Government and the oil and gas industry<br />
acknowledge these concerns. Four local councils have now requested<br />
that the Government introduce an immediate moratorium,<br />
and at least two community boards have declared their regions<br />
frack-free zones.<br />
Both sides of the argument admit more information and research<br />
is needed on the New Zealand context of the debate. The oil and<br />
gas isn’t going anywhere, so what’s the rush? The Government<br />
should wait until the Parliamentary Commissioner for the Environment<br />
can assure the public that fracking is safe before allowing a<br />
massive expansion to occur.<br />
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Jess Roden looks at the use of course-related costs and asks how smart is to give $1000 to<br />
every student, regardless of need and circumstance.<br />
COURSE-RELATED COSTS: THE BIG SPEND-UP<br />
Two-minute noodles, goon sacks,<br />
country road bags, coffee addictions,<br />
toga parties, couches set<br />
alight … these are all things associated<br />
with university students. We typically<br />
live from one StudyLink payment to another,<br />
which fortunately arrive just before<br />
the weekend. And each fortnight when rent<br />
comes out we’re left wondering if giving a<br />
kidney would be less painful.<br />
Though student loans are taken for<br />
granted most of the time, it cannot be denied<br />
that they are the backbone of tertiary<br />
education. They finance not only our studies<br />
but our lifestyle. In a broad context, the<br />
student loan scheme gives students from<br />
every background the opportunity to study<br />
at a tertiary level.<br />
But on closer inspection, the course-related<br />
costs aspect leaves a lot to be desired.<br />
For the past 20 years, loans for course-related<br />
costs have given full-time students access<br />
to $1000 at the start of the year which<br />
is meant to go towards textbooks, resources,<br />
travel, etc.<br />
But this one-size-fits-all approach is<br />
limiting students and wasting thousands<br />
of taxpayer dollars. While the cost of living<br />
has risen significantly over the past 20<br />
years, loans for course-related costs have<br />
remained the same.<br />
Some students find that $1000 is not<br />
nearly enough, and the quality of their<br />
projects is suffering because they can’t afford<br />
to buy the best resources. At the same<br />
time, other students look forward to the<br />
week-long bender that their course-related<br />
loans will finance.<br />
+++<br />
Third-year design student Rhianna Field<br />
says $1000 doesn’t come close to covering<br />
all the resources she needs to complete<br />
her projects. A computer and software are<br />
necessities but are in no way covered by<br />
course-related costs. She needs to use good<br />
quality products for presenting her work<br />
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because “you actually get marked better if<br />
you present it better, which means you need<br />
better paper and you have to use the good<br />
stuff. You can’t just do cheap shit ’cause<br />
you’ll get a bad mark … it actually affects<br />
your mark.”<br />
Third-year fashion and business student<br />
Ann Li agrees. Her courses are different to<br />
others in that they don’t require textbooks<br />
at the start of the semester, although materials<br />
needed throughout are the things that<br />
add up. Her course-related costs are material,<br />
thread, embellishing, paper, printing,<br />
etc. She says she’s unsure if she needs access<br />
to more than the $1000, because she<br />
knows she will have to pay it back, but “I<br />
would like the option”.<br />
Meredith Barley graduated with a fashion<br />
and business degree from Massey Wellington<br />
last year. In her fourth and final<br />
year she had to save all her money for her<br />
final project. She says she “waited until just<br />
before the end of year to get my course-related<br />
costs which covered paying my photographer<br />
and seamstress and printing of<br />
my final collection and a couple of other<br />
things here and there, but basically I was<br />
self-funded for the whole of the year.<br />
“Basically, it’s a mission, and if you asked<br />
anyone in my year they would tell you the<br />
same”. In her year, one student spent almost<br />
$10,000 on her couture collection,<br />
which was funded by her parents.<br />
One fourth-year fine arts student, who<br />
prefers not to be named, says she thought<br />
the cost of materials was different for everyone,<br />
but they hit design students the hardest.<br />
“There definitely is [pressure to buy the<br />
best materials] and definitely in certain<br />
classes. So, when I did print-making, for<br />
example, you were expected to buy a lot of<br />
special paper which was more and more expensive<br />
the better you get. But not for everyone,<br />
and not in all classes.”<br />
She agrees with other design students<br />
that “if you use really cheap materials or<br />
skimp out then they can tell and it makes<br />
them question what you’ve done and why<br />
you’ve done that”. She says there are probably<br />
people who use their course-related<br />
costs irresponsibly, but in her course she<br />
thought that most, if not all, “do legitimately<br />
use it for their materials”.<br />
+++<br />
But flip the coin over, and there’s Emma,<br />
a third-year communications student<br />
at Wellington, who admits squandering her<br />
$1000. Despite being a conscientious student,<br />
Emma says the whole lot in second<br />
year went towards an iPod touch and part of<br />
her bond. When asked about this year, she<br />
shrugs: “I have absolutely nothing to show<br />
for it”. She describes buying a new pair of<br />
shoes which she justified at the time by saying<br />
“I’ll walk to uni in them”.<br />
Emma knows she will have to pay the<br />
loan back, but like many she’s not thinking<br />
about that now. She’s not worried in the<br />
slightest about StudyLink following her up,<br />
though admits course-related costs are “too<br />
easy” to get.<br />
Third-year communications student Abbie<br />
concurs. She had no trouble justifying<br />
spending $300 of her $1000 on flights to<br />
Brisbane. Previously she has generally used<br />
the course-related loan for textbooks because<br />
she had to. As for paying it back? It<br />
isn’t something she thinks about.<br />
Take a look on Facebook and you’ll see<br />
that Emma and Abbie are just two examples<br />
of how some use their loans for courserelated<br />
costs to finance their lifestyle as opposed<br />
to their studies. Status updates show<br />
the casual attitude that some students have<br />
towards the loans: “bring on the 8th of Feb<br />
when StudyLink gives me $1000. Am in<br />
desperate need”. “Wow, I 4got what it felt<br />
like to put more than $5 petrol in my car …<br />
kinda nice. Thank you course-related costs<br />
;)”.<br />
Could this be because they know they<br />
won’t have to justify themselves to the notso-terrifying<br />
wrath of StudyLink?<br />
+++<br />
StudyLink advises students applying for<br />
course-related costs to keep receipts<br />
because they may be asked to prove how<br />
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WHAT THEY SAY<br />
STEVE MAHAREY<br />
Massey University Vice-Chancellor<br />
“Most students are in the situation<br />
where the costs related<br />
to their courses are relatively<br />
high, so the entire amount<br />
of money would go on their<br />
course-related costs, as appropriate.”<br />
He says that though some costs over the past<br />
20 years increased, others decreased, while<br />
student bookstores now carry fewer books<br />
because students will find information online,<br />
although they do have to pay for that new<br />
technology.”<br />
“But overall, I think students today would say<br />
that they face more costs associated with their<br />
study than they would have 20 or 30 years<br />
ago.”<br />
…students would “welcome an opportunity to<br />
have the Government look at that level, given<br />
the kinds of costs that now occur … whether<br />
the Government would respond is up to the<br />
government.”<br />
PETE HODKINSON<br />
NZUSA President<br />
“There needs to be a more<br />
sustainable way of moving<br />
forward to deal with the<br />
courses where there isn’t<br />
enough money than just<br />
throwing a larger courserelated<br />
cost allowance at<br />
everyone.”<br />
“By and large, all tertiary students are absolutely<br />
responsible with course-related costs<br />
– they kind of have to be with how costly the<br />
process of studying can be. I do think, though,<br />
that sometimes books and course materials<br />
seem to be irresponsibly highly priced.”<br />
“I know plumbing students, construction<br />
students, design students, and carpentry<br />
students, among others, who on top of book<br />
prices have to spend huge amounts on compulsorily<br />
purchasing their own tools and other<br />
gear in order to be able to succeed, or rather<br />
participate at all … which will often go well<br />
above $1000. The real challenge is matching<br />
need with resource.”<br />
HOLLY WALKER<br />
Green Party’s spokesperson for Youth and<br />
Students<br />
“Clearly, the cost of things,<br />
especially computer equipment,<br />
which is something that<br />
probably plenty of people like<br />
to use their course-related<br />
costs for, has increased exponentially.<br />
As well, the general<br />
cost of living and inflation has<br />
risen hugely in that time. So I<br />
think it should be linked to the consumer price<br />
index over time.”<br />
“I think design would be one. I imagine that<br />
medicine and other high-level courses would<br />
be others. Whereas if you’re studying English<br />
literature your costs primarily will be books,<br />
which is important but it isn’t going to add up<br />
to the same amount.<br />
“There should be a case where, if you can<br />
demonstrate requirement from your course to<br />
purchase particular items, you should be able<br />
to claim them as course-related costs.”<br />
“Tertiary education is critically important for<br />
New Zealand and for your economy going<br />
forward. It’s a huge public good, actually,<br />
because it enables people to up-skill and often<br />
re-train if they are second-chance learners,<br />
and it increases their capacity to contribute to<br />
the economy”.<br />
STEVEN JOYCE<br />
Tertiary Education Minister<br />
“Some students will find it<br />
less than what they need,<br />
some will find it more than<br />
what they need. We don’t<br />
necessarily take the view<br />
that students should be<br />
borrowing for every aspect<br />
of their time at uni anyway,<br />
because saving up and making a bit of a contribution<br />
is a good idea as well.”<br />
“I think, again, it’s about encouraging people<br />
to be responsible. Even though we don’t have<br />
interest on student loans now it can take people<br />
quite a while to pay them off.”<br />
“Student support costs are very, very high<br />
compared to places around the world, so it’s<br />
not on the agenda at this point.”<br />
“We are always looking for ways to improve<br />
the student loans system. We have accepted<br />
the interest-free part of it. It is an expensive<br />
part of our system and the reality is there isn’t<br />
any more money to spend on tertiary education.<br />
There’s a risk that if we don’t tighten up<br />
on the student loan scheme there will be less<br />
money to put into tuition fees.”<br />
they spent the money. Despite this, and after<br />
a great deal of asking around, MASSIVE<br />
could find no one who has ever had to justify<br />
their spending. Is that an empty threat I<br />
hear, StudyLink?<br />
We contacted them and asked how many<br />
students in 2010 and 2011 they audited regarding<br />
course-related costs.<br />
Their media consultant said they did not<br />
keep those kind of records, though the response<br />
implied that they did, indeed, audit<br />
some students.<br />
Massey University Vice-Chancellor Steve<br />
Maharey believes students are fairly responsible<br />
with how they use their courserelated<br />
funds.<br />
“Most students are in the situation where<br />
the costs related to their courses are relatively<br />
high, so the entire amount of money<br />
would go on their course-related costs, as<br />
appropriate.”<br />
He says that though some costs over the<br />
past 20 years increased, others decreased,<br />
while student bookstores now carry fewer<br />
books because students will find information<br />
online, although they do have to pay<br />
for that new technology.<br />
“But overall, I think students today would<br />
say that they face more costs associated<br />
with their study than they would have 20 or<br />
30 years ago.”<br />
What about the level of course-related<br />
loans having not increased in 20 years?<br />
Maharey says he believes students would<br />
“welcome an opportunity to have the government<br />
look at that level, given the kinds<br />
of costs that now occur … whether the government<br />
would respond is up to the government.”<br />
The President of the New Zealand Union<br />
of Students’ Associations, Pete Hodkinson,<br />
says he’s not sure if the answer to the issue<br />
is necessarily increasing loans for everyone.<br />
“There needs to be a more sustainable<br />
way of moving forward to deal with the<br />
courses where there isn’t enough money<br />
than just throwing a larger course-related<br />
cost allowance at everyone.”<br />
Hodkinson says that from what he sees<br />
“by and large, all tertiary students are absolutely<br />
responsible with course-related costs<br />
– they kind of have to be with how costly<br />
the process of studying can be. I do think,<br />
though, that sometimes books and course<br />
materials seem to be irresponsibly highly<br />
priced.”<br />
He says the issue is the fact that some<br />
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TOTAL AND AVERAGE AMOUNTS BORROWED 1992-2010<br />
1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 20<strong>03</strong> 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010<br />
Total amount<br />
borrowed $ (millions)<br />
160 272 342 398 444 577 654 566 782 915 940 995 983 989 1,107 1,180 1,241 1,389 1,551<br />
Average amount<br />
borrowed ($)<br />
3,628 3,979 4,309 4,432 4,649 5,494 5,714 4,917 6,105 6,179 6,248 6,365 6,258 6,408 6,610 6,792 6,953 6,991 7,298<br />
students don’t need the full $1000, while<br />
some need more.<br />
“I know plumbing students, construction<br />
students, design students, and carpentry<br />
students, among others, who on top of book<br />
prices have to spend huge amounts on compulsorily<br />
purchasing their own tools and<br />
other gear in order to be able to succeed, or<br />
rather participate at all … which will often<br />
go well above $1000. The real challenge is<br />
matching need with resource.”<br />
+++<br />
So we took it to Parliament.<br />
The Green Party’s spokesperson for<br />
Youth and Students, Holly Walker, says it’s<br />
“ridiculous” that course-related allowances<br />
are the same as they were 20 years ago.<br />
“Clearly, the cost of things, especially<br />
computer equipment, which is something<br />
that probably plenty of people like to use<br />
their course-related costs for, has increased<br />
exponentially. As well, the general cost of<br />
living and inflation has risen hugely in that<br />
time. So I think it should be linked to the<br />
consumer price index over time.”<br />
Students who go to the grocery store with<br />
their parents over the holidays know that<br />
the cost of living today is not the same as it<br />
was 20 years ago. Heck, the cost of cheese<br />
probably is not the same as it was 20 minutes<br />
ago.<br />
According to the online New Zealand<br />
inflation calculator, a basket of goods and<br />
services that cost $1 in 1992 – which is<br />
when the course-related costs scheme was<br />
introduced – would now cost the equivalent<br />
of $1.56. In almost 20 years that is an increase<br />
56%. That includes the cost of books,<br />
pens, paper, material, paints, thread, printing<br />
and computers.<br />
‘Despite being a conscientious student, Emma says the whole lot<br />
in second year went towards an iPod touch and part of her bond.<br />
When asked about this year, she shrugs: “I have absolutely nothing<br />
to show for it’<br />
Perhaps as a result, according to the Ministry<br />
of Education, the amount of money<br />
that has been loaned to students for courserelated<br />
costs has increased considerably<br />
over the past three years. From $100.4 million<br />
in 2008 to $143.3 million in 2010 the<br />
figures show what appears to be students<br />
increased dependency on course-related<br />
money.<br />
Ms Walker acknowledges that some<br />
courses have greater costs attached to them<br />
than others. “I think design would be one. I<br />
imagine that medicine and other high-level<br />
courses would be others. Whereas if you’re<br />
studying English literature your costs primarily<br />
will be books, which is important but<br />
it isn’t going to add up to the same amount.<br />
“There should be a case where, if you can<br />
demonstrate requirement from your course<br />
to purchase particular items, you should be<br />
able to claim them as course-related costs.”<br />
In regard to concerns that students spend<br />
their loans irresponsibly, she says she is<br />
“fairly certain” most would not fit this category.<br />
For those who do “ultimately I guess,<br />
being ruthless about it, students who are<br />
borrowing and not spending the money for<br />
what it’s intended … they’re the ones who<br />
are going to have to pay it back, so it’s kind<br />
of self-defeating in many ways.”<br />
She says that in a broad context “tertiary<br />
education is critically important for New<br />
Zealand and for your economy going forward.<br />
It’s a huge public good, actually, because<br />
it enables people to up-skill and often<br />
re-train if they are second-chance learners,<br />
and it increases their capacity to contribute<br />
to the economy”. She would like to see as<br />
few deterrents as possible for people to take<br />
up tertiary education.<br />
Tertiary Education Minister Steven Joyce<br />
says course-related loans should make a<br />
contribution only to the costs of university.<br />
He acknowledges that “some students<br />
will find it less than what they need, some<br />
will find it more than what they need. We<br />
‘Rhianna Field says $1000 doesn’t come close to covering<br />
resources she needs. A computer and software are necessities but<br />
are in no way covered. She needs to use good quality products for<br />
presenting her work because “you actually get marked better if you<br />
present it better …’<br />
don’t necessarily take the view that students<br />
should be borrowing for every aspect<br />
of their time at uni anyway, because saving<br />
up and making a bit of a contribution is a<br />
good idea as well.”<br />
Joyce says that how responsible students<br />
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are with course-related loans is generally a<br />
mixed bag.<br />
“I think, again, it’s about encouraging<br />
people to be responsible. Even though we<br />
don’t have interest on student loans now it<br />
can take people quite a while to pay them<br />
off.”<br />
He says the reason the level of the courserelated<br />
loan hasn’t risen since 1992, despite<br />
the rise in the cost of living, is because they<br />
are supposed to be only a contribution to<br />
the costs of courses, not the whole solution.<br />
From the Governments point of view “it’s<br />
Number of borrowers<br />
who borrowed courserelated<br />
costs)<br />
Average course- related<br />
costs borrowed $<br />
Total course-related<br />
costs borrowed $<br />
(millions)<br />
not something that we would want to expend,<br />
because the Government and taxpayers<br />
are writing off something like 40 cents<br />
in every dollar that’s borrowed, so it’s not<br />
on the agenda at this point to increase it.<br />
“Student support costs are very, very high<br />
compared to places around the world, so it’s<br />
not on the agenda at this point.”<br />
He says he’s working on getting more<br />
clarity from universities in regards to the<br />
cost commitments for students to the prospective<br />
incomes at the end of their degree.<br />
With regards to any future possible<br />
changes to the course-related costs aspect<br />
of the student loan, Joyce says he knows of<br />
none.<br />
“We are always looking for ways to improve<br />
the student loans system. We have<br />
accepted the interest-free part of it. It is an<br />
expensive part of our system and the reality<br />
is there isn’t any more money to spend on<br />
tertiary education. There’s a risk that if we<br />
don’t tighten up on the student loan scheme<br />
there will be less money to put into tuition<br />
fees.”<br />
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So, is it a case of some students relying<br />
less on the student loan and more on<br />
their own income? And does that mean it’s<br />
okay for others to waste away their courserelated<br />
loans on new shoes or crate day?<br />
Everyone interviewed for this story<br />
agrees that the student loan scheme enables<br />
students to have greater access to tertiary<br />
education. It cannot be taken for granted<br />
that New Zealand students have significantly<br />
more help from the government than<br />
in some other countries but, like anything,<br />
there is always room for improvement.<br />
The responsibility to fund their education<br />
essentially sits on the shoulders of students.<br />
The students we interviewed know this,<br />
with many choosing to take on part-time<br />
jobs to make ends meet. But the student<br />
loan, and especially the course-related aspect,<br />
could be improved to suit the diverse<br />
studying needs of students.<br />
This journalism student would argue that<br />
the current one-size-fits-all approach is doing<br />
no-one any favours.<br />
I heard a story the other day about a<br />
third-year student who flew to Brisbane<br />
early one morning, partied all day, and then<br />
comered-out on the flight home that night<br />
… all thanks to course-related costs. I also<br />
have friends who desperately need the latest<br />
computer programme for their design<br />
course, but their savings and course-related<br />
money are long gone.<br />
Every single cent students are paid is a<br />
taxpayer cent. In the current economic climate,<br />
the Government should be looking at<br />
not only doing things cheaper, but smarter.<br />
I may be only one student, but throwing<br />
$1000 at every student, regardless of need<br />
and circumstance … that to me is just not<br />
smart.<br />
What do you think about course related costs?<br />
Should they be increased to a higher level or<br />
should they stay the same?<br />
<strong>Massive</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> will be conducting a follow up<br />
article in the future and comments will form part<br />
of that article.<br />
Send letters to:<br />
letters@massivemagazine.org.nz<br />
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FEATURE<br />
Public concern about homelessness spiked with the death of Wellington’s Ben Hana (aka<br />
Blanket Man). Unhappy with the press coverage and public reaction to the issue, Elizabeth<br />
Beattie investigated further, and considered what life is like for NZ’s poorest citizens.<br />
WITHOUT A SAFETY BLANKET<br />
Walking around some places<br />
in Wellington you are confronted<br />
with the sight of<br />
homelessness. That was a<br />
striking thing I noticed when I moved here.<br />
I wrote to friends about it and talked to<br />
family about my concerns. It was an issue<br />
that I, like most people, put to the back of<br />
my mind. But with the media interest in this<br />
issue, I wanted to investigate this problem<br />
personally and consider those who have experienced<br />
homelessness.<br />
The Night Shelter is just down the street<br />
from my flat. It’s run by Mike Leon and offers<br />
emergency service by focusing on giving<br />
everyone who needs it a place to sleep<br />
for the night and a shower in the morning.<br />
Mike has worked there for about 17 years<br />
and paints a rather grim tale: “When I<br />
first started, I’d be getting a call every few<br />
months from the police to go down to the<br />
mortuary and ID a dead body of someone<br />
who passed away. That’s become a lot<br />
less frequent now, there’s more services<br />
around.”<br />
Conversation with Mike is truly heartbreaking.<br />
He has seen a lot of things that<br />
would cause many people to give up, but<br />
he’s determined to break our misconceptions<br />
surrounding the homeless. “When<br />
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you put on that label, that ‘they’re homeless’,<br />
you start to dehumanise the person.<br />
When you start labelling people, you start to<br />
detract from their humanity.” He says public<br />
perception has a strong image of homelessness<br />
fitting into a category or class of<br />
person, yet when he show me a list of stats<br />
it’s clear there is no stereotypical homeless<br />
person. “There are students here who are<br />
homeless and you wouldn’t necessarily recognise<br />
them,”<br />
+++<br />
Looking at those stats you can almost<br />
imagine the story of the person they<br />
represent. Many people I know have had<br />
accommodation issues or been on benefits<br />
of one kind or another, and it makes me realise<br />
how little difference there is between<br />
these statistics and the people I care about.<br />
Income source: sickness benefit<br />
Previous housing: living rough<br />
Why did you leave accommodation: harassment<br />
Income source: Employment<br />
Previous housing: Boarding house<br />
Why did you leave: ns<br />
However, the difference with the people<br />
I know is that they haven’t had to turn to<br />
sleeping rough in order to cope with such<br />
things. They have been supported through<br />
bad accommodation situations by family<br />
members or friends. Someone who has<br />
ended up homeless is someone who doesn’t<br />
have that extra support network, and this is<br />
where our system fails in the harshest way.<br />
One of the fallacies surrounding homelessness<br />
is that it’s a choice, and that homeless<br />
people are fighting against the confines<br />
of an oppressive capitalist society and are<br />
living in a way that is rebellious and free. In<br />
fact, these are disenfranchised people who<br />
have been rejected from an uncaring society<br />
which has scant regard for people affected<br />
by ill circumstance.<br />
+++<br />
Jack Kerouac’s On the Road made the<br />
concept of drifting from place to place<br />
and dabbling in various relationships and<br />
drugs as romantic, but in reality, Kerouac<br />
spent most of his life running from a dysfunctional<br />
upbringing and living a lifestyle<br />
which hurt those around him and ultimately<br />
cost him his life.<br />
Mike does not see Ben Hana’s lifestyle as<br />
‘I remember walking past Hana. He would be sitting on the<br />
pavement, people walking around him, ignoring him’<br />
‘rebellious’, as some have described it. “His<br />
death was effectively a form of suicide over<br />
a number of years on the streets. He wasn’t<br />
looking after himself. He wasn’t accessing<br />
help that was available to him for a number<br />
of different reasons, and to some extent he<br />
bought into that whole legend about him<br />
being the Blanket Man as well. That became<br />
his identity, in a sense.”<br />
I remember walking past Hana. He would<br />
be sitting on the pavement, people walking<br />
around him, ignoring him, the occasional<br />
school child giggling or shouting something<br />
provoking. He was unnoticed as a person<br />
and regarded for the most part as an oddity,<br />
a spectacle, no longer thought of as a human<br />
being. In saying that, I’m as guilty as<br />
anyone – because I walked past him too.<br />
I think that’s why I wanted to ask Mike<br />
about what we can do, on a personal level,<br />
to make a difference. He chuckles that “cash<br />
donations are always nice”, but his real answer<br />
to those who wish to make a difference<br />
is to change our treatment of other people.<br />
He urges people to “just start thinking about<br />
their own place in life and how they impact<br />
on other people. There’s the broader issue<br />
of poverty – can your fellow students use<br />
your help in some way? You might have a<br />
friend who is couch surfing at the moment.<br />
Can you hang out with them, give them a<br />
meal? What can individuals do to help the<br />
Night Shelter? Just become better people.”<br />
Just before I leave, Mike challenges me:<br />
“If you found yourself homeless, as a woman,<br />
what would you do? There’s no women’s<br />
shelter.” This thought is so horrifying that<br />
I think I get stuck on the word “yeah” for<br />
about a minute. And I want to assure Mike<br />
– if he reads this – that I have been thinking<br />
about that …<br />
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admit that walking home afterwards was a<br />
I slow trip of tearful eyes and deep breaths.<br />
This is an issue that feels mountainous and<br />
overpowering. But simply treating people<br />
with kindness is something we can all apply<br />
to our lives. I’ve witnessed the difference<br />
that asking someone about their day,<br />
and meaning it, can have on someone who<br />
is feeling depressed. Those are things that<br />
make a difference, even though small.<br />
I think back to Mike’s response to my<br />
question: How do you manage to continue<br />
to have compassion for people and maintain<br />
a positive outlook? He offers the simple<br />
word “hope.”<br />
Treating people with kindness and hope?<br />
They seem like small artillery against such<br />
a big problem, but then I think over what<br />
Mike has achieved armed with just those<br />
two things.<br />
*For those interested, Sisters of<br />
Compassion take volunteers to work in<br />
their soup kitchen. The app is available<br />
via their website and they only require<br />
your help for about an hour on a monthly<br />
or weekly period.<br />
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FEATURE<br />
The debate over hydraulic fracturing has moved on since MASSIVE’s ground-breaking investigation<br />
in March. Editor Matt Shand retraces the issues and reminds us not to lose perspective.<br />
IT’S NOT THE GAS – IT’S THE PEOPLE<br />
Amid the media hype, the protests,<br />
and the community meetings it’s<br />
easy to forget that the real story<br />
of hydraulic fracturing, or fracking,<br />
is not about shale gas. It’s about people.<br />
And families. It’s about health and safety.<br />
It’s just a drilling technique and people<br />
want to know that it’s safe. People like David<br />
Roberts – who have given up their lives<br />
and part of their sanity to fight for what they<br />
believe in. I watched David Roberts prepare<br />
for the community meeting held at Stratford<br />
in March to call for a moratorium on<br />
the practice from the local council.<br />
In my notebook I recorded his actions:<br />
“David Roberts sits still amongst the chaos<br />
ensuing around him. At the Stratford War<br />
Memorial Hall people are filing in, taking<br />
seats, swapping stories, and signing forms.<br />
Underneath this the organiser’s nerves are<br />
starting to run high. David’s included. He<br />
looks casual enough in blue jeans, work<br />
boots, and a red shirt, untucked, with sleeves<br />
rolled up to the elbows, almost like he was<br />
at the bar with the boys after a hard day’s<br />
work. But, with from the right perspective,<br />
you can see the subtle tide of nerves washing<br />
in. He keeps rubbing his forehead, or<br />
playing with his sleeves idly. Occasionally<br />
he would lock his fingers together and bow<br />
his head, taking in a moment away from<br />
fracking, and contaminated water and mining<br />
companies and documents and his fear<br />
for the community he lives in. There has<br />
been plenty of that over the last few days,<br />
and there will be plenty more after this<br />
meeting is done …”<br />
People like Michael Self – who acted as<br />
courier for our tour through the Taranaki<br />
pastures. Throwing us around country road<br />
bends in a green, automatic four-wheeldrive.<br />
When he collected us he apologised<br />
immediately for the state the vehicle was in,<br />
saying he had “picked it up cheap after being<br />
caught out in a flood”. The muffler was<br />
broken, making the vehicle roar righteously<br />
whenever the accelerator was pushed too<br />
far to the floor, which happened often on<br />
back-country roads.<br />
He looked like Santa clause would if he<br />
owned a farm or a plantation instead of a<br />
reindeer ranch. His white beard formed a<br />
dishevelled mane around his chin and this<br />
was matched by his wildly hair, his hands<br />
with dirt stains around the edges of the fingers,<br />
and he wore jandals despite the cattle<br />
fields he would be guiding us through later.<br />
He was born and raised in the region (except<br />
for study trips further afield), and there<br />
was not a monument, shed, or hillside that<br />
he could not match to an insightful piece<br />
of trivia. “You see those silos up there,” he<br />
yells, pointing to the horizon, “they paint<br />
them like the cheese and over there is the<br />
hill they do the cheese rolling competition.<br />
Boy, those people run down those hills flatout.<br />
One guy went crashing down and broke<br />
three ribs. Three! But he kept on going. The<br />
crowd loved it.”<br />
Then he spots a stretch of houses and the<br />
conversation turns back to its morbid, chilling<br />
cancer, and deformity toll. And he tells<br />
us about other people involved, people we<br />
never met, or can name, but real people,<br />
who live real lives on the emerald green<br />
fields under the watchful eye of Mt Taranaki<br />
and probably never cared about the words<br />
hydraulic fracturing before, but who have<br />
heard about nothing but since the story ran<br />
in MASSIVE last month. It also ran on 60<br />
Minutes and Campbell Live and Stuff and<br />
in the local papers and featured in parliamentary<br />
debates and question times. And<br />
now, the most recent development – the<br />
news that fracking will come under official<br />
independent scrutiny, with the Parliamentary<br />
Commissioner for the Environment,<br />
Jan Wright, launching an investigation, to<br />
be released before the end of the year.<br />
But what will this investigation mean for<br />
these people, and others like them? But<br />
not just them but also so the oil company<br />
and mining executives with employees to<br />
pay, employees with children to feed and<br />
families to support. What happens if Jan<br />
Wright’s investigation determines fracking<br />
is unsafe. What happens then?<br />
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Jan Wright was undoubtedly too busy to<br />
respond to questions from MASSIVE<br />
but the website spells out the power her office<br />
has in such cases. It draws from the Environment<br />
Act of 1986 (S.16) and the commissioner<br />
has wide discretion to exercise<br />
them. The main functions are to: review,<br />
investigate, report, and inquire into environmental<br />
issues and processes that affect<br />
the country.<br />
There is also a strong focus on encouraging<br />
preventative measure and remedial actions<br />
to protect the environment.<br />
Though the Parliamentary Commissioner<br />
for the Environment (PCE) has wide powers<br />
to “investigate and report on any matter<br />
where, in her opinion, the environment<br />
may be, or has been, adversely affected,”<br />
she does not have the authority to make<br />
binding rulings, nor can she reverse decisions<br />
made by public authorities. It will be<br />
up to the politicians and the voting public<br />
to determine how the issue progresses after<br />
the report is filed.<br />
The news that an investigation has been<br />
launched has, so far, been received well by<br />
both sides of the political spectrum. Green<br />
Party Energy Spokesperson and fracking<br />
cautionary Gareth Hughes greeted the news<br />
of an investigation as “excellent” but still<br />
wants a moratorium put in place while it is<br />
under way.<br />
“By the time the PCE’s report will be finished<br />
and released to the public, new fracking<br />
wells may have been consented in Gisborne,<br />
Taranaki, Hawke’s Bay and possibly<br />
Wairarapa.”<br />
On the flip-side, Energy and Resources<br />
Minister Phil Heatley said “the PCE’s inquiry<br />
will sort out fact from fiction and provide<br />
a framework for full consideration of<br />
all options involving fracking.”<br />
He said one of those fictions was the notion<br />
that the activity was unregulated and<br />
dangerous. “Fracking is a well-regulated<br />
activity in New Zealand carried out by experienced<br />
international specialists to a<br />
very high standard, unlike some instances<br />
overseas. I am fully confident in the ability<br />
of councils to manage its use well, just<br />
as they do for many other activities in their<br />
regions.”<br />
Last month, in Jamie Christian Desplaces’<br />
revealing article on fracturing, it was<br />
suggested that regional councils are not<br />
fully up to speed with what is occurring<br />
within their regions. He cited differences<br />
between executive summaries of reports<br />
and the content of reports as being part of<br />
this confusion.<br />
+++<br />
It was the difference between what was<br />
being told to her by the council and oil<br />
companies that prompted Sarah Roberts,<br />
a major source for the story, to dig deeper<br />
into the reports to<br />
“The oil and gas isn’t going anywhere and some councils have<br />
admitted they don’t have the expertise to deal with the consent<br />
process for these new wells. The Government should slow down<br />
and wait until the report is out before allowing this to happen.”<br />
– Gareth Hughes<br />
find these troubling sections. Some of<br />
these reports have been tabled by Gareth<br />
Hughes at Parliament, but no moratorium<br />
is in place.<br />
Hughes says: “The oil and gas isn’t going<br />
anywhere and some councils and councillors<br />
have already admitted they don’t have<br />
the expertise to appropriately deal with the<br />
consent process for these new wells. The<br />
Government should slow down and wait<br />
until the report is out before allowing this<br />
to happen.”<br />
During parliamentary question times,<br />
Hughes has questioned Heatley about implementing<br />
a nationwide moratorium until<br />
the PCE assures the public fracking is safe.<br />
Heatley replied with a simple “no.”<br />
Hughes suggests the Government has not<br />
taken public concerns seriously. “Instead<br />
they have tried everything they can do to<br />
pass the concerns of communities, farmers,<br />
and the public off as emotive, irrational or<br />
part of a conspiracy.”<br />
Heatley: “While I take people’s concerns<br />
seriously, there is no evidence of either environmental<br />
effects or the risk of inducing<br />
earthquakes to justify a ban.”<br />
When asked if there have been any reported<br />
health cases as a result of fracking,<br />
he responded simply with “none proven.”<br />
When asked if there had been any reported<br />
water contamination as a result of fracking<br />
he again responded “none proven.”<br />
But the problem with this is that there is<br />
proven water contamination from a reliable<br />
source – the Shell Todd Oil Services Annual<br />
Report 2009-2010 for the Maui and Kapuni<br />
Production Stations. This report states:<br />
“The groundwater results are attached to<br />
this report. These results indicate that, with<br />
the exception of KA-5/10, shallow groundwater<br />
below the well-sites is not fit for<br />
potable or stock water use. Furthermore,<br />
shallow groundwater below KA-8/12/15<br />
and KA-13 does not meet the criteria for irrigation.<br />
It is noted that no monitoring of<br />
groundwater has been conducted since December<br />
2008.”<br />
Perhaps politicians like Phil Heatley need<br />
to spend a bit more time with the people<br />
their policies will actually affect. Had they<br />
spent time with the Sarah Roberts, David<br />
Roberts, or even an afternoon in the beaten-up<br />
four-wheel-drive with Michael Self,<br />
they might have well seen it from another<br />
perspective – a human perspective instead<br />
of a fiscal one.<br />
During our short time in Taranaki, we did<br />
see Gareth Hughes mixing with the locals<br />
and listening to their stories, which perhaps<br />
explains why he is so passionate about<br />
the moratorium. He has heard and seen the<br />
concerns first-hand.<br />
He isn’t surprised by the stance the National-led<br />
Government has adopted on the<br />
fracking issue.<br />
“Unfortunately, this reaction isn’t surprising<br />
[because] fracking is a big part of<br />
the Government’s ‘drill it, mine it’ agenda<br />
for Aotearoa,” he says. “This Government is<br />
leading us down a path to runaway climate<br />
change and depleted resources, with relatively<br />
little reward for New Zealanders by<br />
way of profits and jobs.<br />
“While I take people’s concerns seriously, there is no evidence of<br />
either environmental effects or the risk of inducing earthquakes to<br />
justify a ban.”<br />
– Phil Heatley<br />
“I can’t speak to what the PCE will conclude<br />
or how the Government will respond,<br />
but I am working on a Member’s bill right<br />
now, to be introduced to the ballot soon,<br />
which would prohibit fracking. I am hoping<br />
that MPs across the board will get behind<br />
it.”Fracking is now in the hands of the politicians,<br />
and the people who elect them.<br />
MASSIVE will continue to follow the progress of the PCE<br />
investigation and Gareth Hughes’ Member’s bill.<br />
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FEATURE<br />
Elisha Stephens tries out the latest trend in fitness and finds there’s more to it than meets the eye<br />
EXPLODING THE MYTHS OF POLE DANCING<br />
Pole dancing classes are catching<br />
on around the world as an interesting<br />
and fun way to get fit, lose<br />
weight, and improve flexibility.<br />
Celebrities such as Kate Hudson and<br />
Jenifer Love Hewitt, who revealed her passion<br />
for pole dancing in this month’s edition<br />
of Maxim magazine, have claimed that<br />
pole fitness is their ‘body secret’, turning it<br />
into a fitness trend.<br />
Now, pole fitness studios are popping up<br />
all over New Zealand, many with special<br />
deals for students, so it’s the perfect time to<br />
give it a try.<br />
So that is exactly what I decided to do.<br />
And two six-week courses later I don’t think<br />
I’m doing too badly.<br />
I feel healthier and happier because not<br />
only have I increased my amount of exercise<br />
each week but it is a workout I enjoy<br />
(it does help that one of my good friends is<br />
in the same class); I am inching ever closer<br />
to the splits (as a beginner by “ever closer”<br />
I don’t actually mean “I am close to doing<br />
the splits”, those of you who have ever attempted<br />
the splits will understand); and it<br />
has opened my eyes to a whole other world<br />
of performing arts.<br />
As pole fitness has become more popular<br />
it has become influenced by the original<br />
disciplines of instructors and performers<br />
– yoga, pilates, circus and burlesque – and<br />
this is evident in conditioning techniques<br />
and more complex ‘tricks’.<br />
At the moment, most of those who attend<br />
pole-dance classes are already involved in<br />
creative industries such as circus, gymnastics,<br />
and burlesque, or are fed up with their<br />
usual gym work out. However, more and<br />
more ‘ordinary’ people are also being drawn<br />
to the fitness benefits of pole fitness as more<br />
people are talking about it.<br />
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So I thought I would bust (ha!) some<br />
myths about pole fitness classes, and encourage<br />
you all to give it a try!<br />
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Myth 1: I’m not strong enough to do any<br />
of the moves.<br />
Wrong! Though it does take a lot of<br />
practice and strength to look like the<br />
professionals you can see at competitions<br />
and on YouTube (try searching ‘advanced<br />
pole routine’ or specifically Vladimir Karachunov<br />
or Tiffany Hayden), most beginner<br />
classes are designed to teach you easier, but<br />
Myth 3: Pole fitness is only for women.<br />
Wrong! Although many studios offer<br />
classes only for women, that’s simply<br />
because pole fitness has not taken off as a<br />
craze for men. If you take my advice from<br />
earlier and searched YouTube for Vladimir<br />
Karachunov you would see that being that<br />
good at pole performance requires a lot of<br />
muscle control and upper body strength. It<br />
can also be competitive. In class, you generally<br />
have a friendly competition of who can<br />
master climbing fastest, and there are pole<br />
competitions for both men and women.<br />
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women only, but if you and a group of<br />
friends contacted your local studio I’m sure<br />
they would try and sort something out.<br />
Auckland: Auckland Aerial Arts Academy<br />
(www.polerevolutionz.weebly.com) offers<br />
classes throughout the week so you can go<br />
when it suits you. They also offer student<br />
specials: During April for $30 per week<br />
students can do as many pole, circus and<br />
conditioning classes as they like (classes<br />
are usually $25 each for casual or $100 for<br />
5 classes).<br />
(09) 5765538<br />
‘Celebrities such as Kate Hudson and Jenifer Love Hewitt<br />
have claimed that pole fitness is their ‘body secret’, turning it<br />
into a fitness trend.’<br />
still cool-looking, moves which help tone<br />
abs and upper body. These moves help condition<br />
your body so when you’ve mastered<br />
the basics and want to learn more complicated<br />
tricks, your body will be more able to<br />
do them. Many classes also integrate yoga,<br />
pilates, and other techniques to help with<br />
flexibility, strength and conditioning. Pole<br />
fitness classes are usually small (5-15 people)<br />
so the instructor is able to adjust the<br />
lesson plan to the capabilities of students<br />
and give them one-on-one attention in every<br />
session. They also know you are a beginner,<br />
not an expert.<br />
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It is, as previously mentioned, a variable<br />
and fun workout, so if you don’t enjoy the<br />
gym, haven’t found a sport for you, or it is<br />
the off-season of the sport you do enjoy, it’s<br />
worth a try. You will improve your strength<br />
and flexibility and have some laughs during<br />
the class.<br />
If you’re looking for a change to your<br />
workout, or just want to have fun and learn<br />
a new skill, check out these studios, look<br />
on the x-pole website www.x-pole.co.nz<br />
at their studio directory or simply Google<br />
search your town + pole fitness.<br />
Unfortunately guys, most classes are<br />
Wellington: Poleclass (poleclass.co.nz,<br />
on Facebook, or email info@poleclass.<br />
co.nz). ‘Like’ on Facebook to receive a 10%<br />
discount on your first course. The next<br />
beginner course starts from April 18 on<br />
Wednesday nights. They also often offer<br />
taster classes and workshops so you can<br />
try before you commit, and courses in hula<br />
hoop (YouTube Venus Starr for examples)<br />
and burlesque.<br />
Poleclass.co.nz (04) 801 8148<br />
Palmerston North: Palmy Pole Fit (www.<br />
palmypolefit.co.nz) or Pole Fitness Palmerston<br />
North on Facebook for contact details.<br />
Valid student ID gets you 10% off the normal<br />
course cost. Next beginner course is on<br />
Thursday nights, starting April 26. To secure<br />
a spot you should contact Sharon asap.<br />
Palmy Pole Fit (06) 358 7528<br />
Myth 2: My gym-junkie friends will laugh<br />
at the idea.<br />
Wrong! They will be jealous! Or, if they<br />
really do their research about new fitness<br />
trends, they will be very interested in<br />
finding out what it’s like. Either way, they<br />
are going to end up joining you in class,<br />
making it even more fun. While they spend<br />
hours at the gym with sweaty strangers,<br />
you get to spend an hour or two a week in<br />
a small group environment where, after a<br />
week or two, you’ll know everyone there.<br />
And it’s less sweaty but none-the-less an<br />
excellent workout. As well as breaking in<br />
your new heels, you are combining cardio<br />
with improving overall body strength and<br />
flexibility ... It is essentially pilates on a sixpack<br />
of Red Bull!<br />
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FEATURE<br />
James Greenland looks at the phenomenon that is Invisible Children’s viral campaign and<br />
finds there are two sides to the story.<br />
THE HUNT FOR KONY –<br />
SETTING THE AGENDA ONLINE<br />
Nothing is more powerful than an<br />
idea whose time is now. Really?<br />
What about murderous kidnappers<br />
armed with machetes and machine-guns?<br />
Guerrilla soldiers and their captive child<br />
soldiers rampaging through unwary villages<br />
under cover of darkness to wreak a<br />
nightmarish-barbarism upon the innocence<br />
of youth itself …<br />
This is the choice that the phenomenally<br />
high-profile organisation Invisible Children<br />
wants you to make: Which is the more<br />
powerful? First, their viral idea, which has<br />
rapidly infected the global community and<br />
is hosted within cells of online empathetic<br />
collectives; or, secondly, a small bunch of<br />
armed rebel ideologues with weapons hiding<br />
somewhere in the dense jungle of Central<br />
Africa, who raid homes and prey on the<br />
defenceless, led by an evil bastard with a<br />
good Christian name – Joseph.<br />
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Unless you have been hermiting beneath<br />
a boulder, without wi-fi or 3G, you<br />
probably know Joesph Kony is a bad man.<br />
You probably know he kills and kidnaps<br />
children. You probably want him stopped.<br />
This is what Invisible Children wants to<br />
happen, too – this year. They want Kony<br />
captured and tried for war crimes by the<br />
International Criminal Court in <strong>2012</strong>. And<br />
they want the people of the world to make<br />
it happen. All they ask is that you pay attention<br />
(and a few dollars a month).<br />
Invisible Children believes their virtual<br />
virus can overcome Joseph. Millions of you<br />
agree. The time is now, they say, and the<br />
idea can stop the bandits. They need you to<br />
help. But what do you know?!<br />
You know the idea. “Stop Kony”.<br />
Invisible Children exposed LRA leader<br />
Joseph Kony’s monstrosities to the Western<br />
world through their video production Kony<br />
<strong>2012</strong>, which was released early in March. It<br />
captures one’s attention immediately, and<br />
does not release it for 30 minutes.<br />
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In the film, analytical details of Kony’s<br />
terrorism in Uganda are traded for stimulating<br />
graphics, and a manufactured contrast<br />
between good and evil – represented by<br />
the filmmaker’s young son reacting to tales<br />
of Kony’s malice. This stark contrast may<br />
simplify a complex political conundrum,<br />
but Kony <strong>2012</strong> definitely doesn’t sugar-coat<br />
depictions of the LRA’s atrocious rebellion.<br />
Viewers are left emotionally exhausted after<br />
30 minutes of wondering how such evil has<br />
been allowed to exist.<br />
With typical American hyperbole, documentary-maker<br />
Jason Russell gives viewers<br />
hope for a change. Something everyone can<br />
agree on – the prevention of murder, kidnap,<br />
rape, and all other vile atrocities regularly<br />
perpetrated by the Kony clan.<br />
It is a compelling documentary. And now<br />
his name is everywhere. He is in the news,<br />
on the internet, and all over the T-shirts of<br />
the trend-wariest hipsters.<br />
In the West, Kony has become infamous<br />
on a scale never before seen, going from a<br />
little-known-zero to an ultra-celebrity internet<br />
anti-hero almost overnight. Their<br />
movie has become one-of-if-not-the-most<br />
viral online videos in the history of the internet.<br />
Already with over 100 million views,<br />
it is gaining momentum. Invisible Children<br />
cared, now people everywhere care. And the<br />
reason is social media.<br />
Invisible Children targeted their phenomenal<br />
video campaign carefully. By encouraging<br />
some high-profile socialmedialites<br />
to promote Kony <strong>2012</strong> through their<br />
various digital profiles, they reached out to<br />
an audience of millions, who avidly follow<br />
the daily updates of many celebrities’ lives.<br />
Millions upon millions of internet users<br />
quickly became aware that something was<br />
happening. Some strange word was taking<br />
over their usually familiar homepages, cluttering<br />
their online experience with red and<br />
blue hues, an unfamiliar face, and murmurs<br />
of unpalatable human hideousness. Intrigued,<br />
people opened the link. Now, more<br />
than 100 million people “like” Kony <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
Whether you like it or not, it has become<br />
unavoidable.<br />
The power of the internet and social media<br />
to set trends and influence opinion has<br />
proved truly astonishing in recent years<br />
(during the Arab Spring revolutions, for<br />
example). However, the age of instant global<br />
communication has not been entirely<br />
beneficial to Invisible Children’s campaign.<br />
Critiques of them began to circulate on the<br />
internet almost as soon as the movie was<br />
released.<br />
‘What cannot be debated is that Kony <strong>2012</strong> has become a<br />
phenomenon, unquestionably achieving its stated goal of raising<br />
awareness.’<br />
Accusations have flown around the internet,<br />
from in blogs to mainstream news reports,<br />
claiming that Invisible Children have<br />
managed a financially questionable charity,<br />
produced misleading and West-centric<br />
• LRA = Lord’s Resistance Army, active<br />
since 1986 in northern Uganda,<br />
originally intended to protect the<br />
interests of Acholi people, eventually<br />
turned against own people, “purifying”<br />
them in attempt to create an Acholi<br />
theocracy; labelled terrorists after<br />
September 11; thought to be 200-700<br />
troops remaining.<br />
• Joseph Kony, LRA leader, indicted<br />
by International Criminal Court for<br />
war crimes in 2005. Believes he is a<br />
messenger of God. Dickhead.<br />
• Invisible Children, a non-profit<br />
organisation devoted to raising<br />
awareness about Kony and restoring<br />
peace/prosperity to villages<br />
affected by his tyranny. http://www.<br />
invisiblechildren.com/<br />
anti-African propaganda, and deeply offended<br />
some Ugandans personally affected<br />
by Kony’s terror. Possibly most discrediting<br />
were reports of the film’s maker, Jason Russell,<br />
losing his mind, running around naked<br />
and masturbating in public. This was filmed<br />
and, ironically, went viral too.<br />
There seems to be a dark element to Invisible<br />
Children’s campaign. Certainly there<br />
are two sides to the story.<br />
Much criticism has been directed toward<br />
the hordes of young “slacktivists” who form<br />
the bulk-mass of support for Invisible Children’s<br />
campaign. They have been labelled<br />
as ill-informed, apathetic, bandwagon<br />
jumpers, who are more interested in keeping<br />
pace with the craze than they are concerned<br />
by the LRA’s torment of Central Africa.<br />
Because all they have done is watch a<br />
film – and told other people about it – they<br />
are chastised for having offered little-to-no<br />
practical support to the cause.<br />
I wonder if such critics ever heard<br />
Burke’s famous call-to-action: “The only<br />
thing necessary for the triumph of evil is<br />
for good men to do nothing”. Though next<br />
to it, spreading information online is not<br />
nothing.<br />
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What cannot be debated is that Kony<br />
<strong>2012</strong> has become a phenomenon,<br />
unquestionably achieving its stated goal of<br />
raising awareness. I believe, along with Invisible<br />
Children, that spreading the knowledge<br />
of specific evil doings is a good and<br />
necessary thing for the prevention of evilat-large.<br />
A good person, concerned by the<br />
fate of other good people, is a good thing.<br />
Many good people concerned is great.<br />
Chris Park is vice-president of communications<br />
and marketing at United Nations<br />
Youth New Zealand, and does much<br />
of his work online, using various mediums<br />
of social media for the communication of<br />
his organisation’s message. UN Youth NZ<br />
seeks to equip young New Zealand citizens<br />
with the knowledge and understanding they<br />
need to co-operate effectively as global-citizens<br />
within our globalising world.<br />
Writing to me, Chris Park joked that<br />
though they have much experience disseminating<br />
information online, UN Youth<br />
NZ campaigners have yet to achieve a viral<br />
potency equivalent to Kony <strong>2012</strong>. Like Invisible<br />
Children, he believes in the power of<br />
internet-based social media to positively in-<br />
‘Spreading the knowledge of specific evil doings is a good<br />
and necessary thing for the prevention of evil-at-large. A good<br />
person, concerned by the fate of other good people, is a good<br />
thing. Many good people concerned is great.’<br />
fluence the hearts and minds of the young,<br />
connected generation.<br />
“If you are trying to generate hype and get<br />
buy-in from Gen Y, it only makes sense that<br />
you use social media campaigns,” he says.<br />
Despite Joseph Kony remaining an uncaptured<br />
international criminal, Park contends<br />
that, good or bad, Invisible Children<br />
has been successful.<br />
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“No matter what you think of their video<br />
campaign, it is indisputable that Invisible<br />
Children has achieved what it set out to<br />
do – the issue of child soldiers has been<br />
brought to the attention of the world, it has<br />
fundraised millions in donations, and Kony<br />
and his criminal acts have become common<br />
knowledge.”<br />
That is the point. For all its arguable failings,<br />
Invisible Children have alerted the<br />
world to a serious problem. Their video<br />
plumbed the depths of our emotions and<br />
sparked an unprecedentedly empathetic<br />
reaction from an incredibly diverse crosssection<br />
of humanity.<br />
From the start, their stated objective was<br />
simple: to get Kony arrested in <strong>2012</strong>. To<br />
do this,. Invisible Children needed popular<br />
support. That required a popular film – a<br />
human story.<br />
“In a world where we are literally bombarded<br />
with so much information that our<br />
brains stop processing and start blocking<br />
it out, stories envelop the viewer and they<br />
experience the tale, relate to the characters,<br />
and they live through the storyline,” Park<br />
says.<br />
The ability to relate to those suffering<br />
from Kony’s crime was gifted to millions of<br />
otherwise blissfully ignorant internet users<br />
by Jason Russell’s documentary. And now,<br />
Kony is world famous.<br />
The ordinarily apathetic and indolent<br />
have proven themselves invaluable catalysts<br />
for social justice. They do not deserve<br />
criticism for evidencing their compassion.<br />
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Undoubtedly, it is government policies<br />
that will stop Kony, not merely online<br />
activism manifested by a ‘like’ or ‘share’ online.<br />
As democratic as the West claims to<br />
be, it is rarely the demos who decide the foreign<br />
policy of great powers. However, the<br />
online-community has resoundingly set the<br />
agenda. And now it looks like policy-makers<br />
are listening to the populous.<br />
The United States has already committed<br />
some of their troops and intelligence support<br />
in the effort to arrest Joseph Kony.<br />
On March 24, The Guardian reported that<br />
the African Union will form a 5,000-strong<br />
brigade, led by Uganda and supported by<br />
surrounding Central African countries, to<br />
hunt the LRA. The force’s leader, Francisco<br />
Madeira, has said: “We need to stop Kony.”<br />
Would he have spoken those words a month<br />
ago, before Invisible Children’s video went<br />
viral? Before the connected-community<br />
cared?<br />
It is powerful, this idea. Peoples’ ideas.<br />
From seemingly out of nowhere, Kony<br />
<strong>2012</strong> became pandemic, and now challenges<br />
the power of the warlord and his soldiers.<br />
Our words and ideas are seriously threatening<br />
Kony’s weapons and violence. Can<br />
popular opinion triumph over universally<br />
unpopular warmongering? Is this idea<br />
more powerful than his army?<br />
Time will tell.<br />
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Matt Shand finds some light from a darker time<br />
THE CLASS OF 95<br />
A<br />
jolt, like a cold shudder, throws<br />
me violently awake. The jolt was<br />
somewhat familiar, having experienced<br />
them often throughout<br />
my life, yet it always felt alien and unexpected<br />
like suddenly feeling the soft, deliberate<br />
padding of a tarantula slowly inching<br />
up your spine, or perhaps a snake slipping<br />
through the sheets over a fleshy thigh. It was<br />
something viscerally cold, steely even, but<br />
something that came from within myself. I<br />
flail at the sheets as they now grip tight to<br />
my beaded sweat. They only release their<br />
pincers after I give the duvet a solid kick. Finally<br />
I am free and can breathe again. The<br />
evening air yearns for the warmth of my<br />
body and saps it from me. My hairs stand<br />
on end, my eyes adjust to the darkness and<br />
I can see steam escaping above through the<br />
moonlit room. I shiver but remain uncovered<br />
to let the heat escape and assess the<br />
sensation.<br />
I hold my breath to take in the silence.<br />
Nothing stirs except my heartbeat thrumming<br />
quickly though my ears, a reminder<br />
that I am still alive. As the beat slows down<br />
I can hear the soft, rhythmic breathing of<br />
my girlfriend still sleeping beside me. She<br />
used to wake whenever this happened, confused<br />
at what could wake a grown man so<br />
often, and so violently, at night. But before<br />
long, confusion and curiosity turned to<br />
quirkiness, and the quirk suddenly became<br />
mundane and finally routine. Six years of<br />
sleeping side by side will do that to anyone.<br />
Six years, had it really been that long? I try<br />
to match her steady, rhythmic breathing to<br />
calm down. Calm down. Sleep. Sleep now!<br />
It’s fine.<br />
But it isn’t fine, it hadn’t really been fine<br />
for years. I will have to get up, walk around,<br />
drink some water, or something stiffer from<br />
the over-the-liquor-store-counter medicine<br />
to match the cocktail of fear, adrenaline,<br />
and confusion that I had already mixed up<br />
while sleeping. I’ll probably put some music<br />
on and try to calm down. Maybe that song?<br />
Yes, my mind could do with some structured<br />
distraction. And that song will be perfect<br />
right about now.<br />
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knew returning to Christchurch would be<br />
I a bad idea.<br />
It has been 15 years since I last stood on<br />
the grounds of my old Intermediate school.<br />
I had arranged to speak to the new principal<br />
and she had been only too happy to accommodate<br />
my request. She couldn’t have realised<br />
the nature of my visit, the questions I<br />
had been rehearsing to ask her. How would<br />
she react? Would she be offended, angry,<br />
remorseful, or just confused? Would she<br />
yell, scream and ask me to leave?<br />
I can see her now, sitting in her office<br />
waiting for the arrival of a stranger. Rising<br />
through the ranks of a low-decile intermediate<br />
would have hardened her, but the<br />
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FEATURE<br />
oddness of my request would have made<br />
her somewhat nervous. Curiosity would<br />
quell that soon enough and she would wonder<br />
who would return to an intermediate<br />
school, especially her intermediate school.<br />
This question will rattle around in her<br />
head for a while, but she will put it out of<br />
her mind, taking refuge in the plaque that<br />
sits in the school foyer. The plaque commemorates<br />
the Rotary Club Honour Roll<br />
programme and, in black lettering on a<br />
gold faceplate, it reads: ‘Matthew William<br />
Shand’ – Class of 1995’.<br />
The awards existence is as confusing as<br />
their ceremonies. They were started as a<br />
means for the Rotary Club to get more local<br />
publicity. Each school in the region put<br />
up three students to be bored beyond despair<br />
by Rotary speakers. Then the students<br />
would be marched up, read their academic<br />
success aloud, thrust a certificate, pose for<br />
a picture, shake hands and that was a wrap.<br />
Maybe the principal thinks I want to talk<br />
about old times, or possibly make a donation.<br />
I feel ashamed of the surprise in store<br />
for her when I finally enter her office. She is<br />
probably sitting there looking at the clock<br />
wondering how long she would wait before<br />
deciding I was a no-show. To pass the time<br />
she will arrange her office work, catch up on<br />
some grading and then I would come in and<br />
demand answers to things that happened<br />
years ago. Things that occurred before she<br />
was even at the school.<br />
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did not have the courage yet. Or maybe I<br />
I didn’t think what I was doing was fair. I<br />
have rehearsed the conversation in my head<br />
a hundred times, but now that I am actually<br />
here I have retreated into my 12-year-old<br />
self, sulking in the same lunchtime hangout<br />
behind the swimming pool. I was trying to<br />
psyche myself up for the interview by cranking<br />
Let the Bodies hit the Floor through<br />
tinny iPod headphones. The song is a lyrical<br />
and instrumental abortion fuelled with<br />
undirected rage and angry guitar solos. It<br />
was made worse by the crackling, budget<br />
headphones. It was worse when I hit the repeat<br />
button. But it is a clichéd angry song, a<br />
song from my teenage years that seemed to<br />
fit the moment, so I listened anyway, again<br />
and again and again and again.<br />
I distracted myself by studying the familiarity<br />
of the school. It left me dumbstruck<br />
and the sight of the school brought out a<br />
misguided euphoria. The two earthquakes<br />
had caused only minor damage to the solid<br />
two-storey slabs that housed the students.<br />
The buildings were still arranged into a<br />
uniformed rectangle that flanked a paved<br />
common area in the middle. There were<br />
some cracks in the paving and the faded<br />
paint lines that marked out grids for handball,<br />
four-square or netball. The only thing<br />
noticeably different was the removal of the<br />
wooden monolith of an adventure playground.<br />
The playground was a monument<br />
erected to the gods of splinters and tetanus<br />
shots. It was financed by donations, provided<br />
by Rotary, and built over the course<br />
of four hot summer weeks. About 15 parents<br />
had spent most of summer turning pink<br />
from sun, sweat and beer while listening to<br />
cricket updates on the radio, stopping only<br />
to break out into some classic 70s rock karaoke<br />
sessions with a beer or two in hand.<br />
All accompanied by the grating sound of<br />
hammers, sawing and ‘synergy’.<br />
Now all that remained of the playground<br />
was a barren bark pit next to the basketball<br />
court. The far hoop had been bent<br />
down by an overpowering slam dunk and<br />
swung from the back board. This itself was<br />
exactly the same way it looked in my day.<br />
The hoop had been broken routinely by<br />
high school kids who could easily ‘Air Jordan’<br />
the lower-than-regulation hoops and<br />
smash them to pieces. In a few weeks the<br />
hoop would be mended. Mended just to be<br />
broken again days later and on it went in its<br />
perpetual state of futile repair, just like the<br />
students. Another similarity was the sight<br />
of crumpled ‘Cody’s 8 Percent’ cans under<br />
the hoop – it used to be Canterbury Draft,<br />
but the High school kids were on to harder<br />
stuff these days.<br />
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It was the contrast of the school, in relation<br />
to the rest of the suburb, that had<br />
stumped me. As if the neighbourhood had<br />
taken a long overdue backhand for the state<br />
of the school all those years ago. On my return<br />
to Christchurch I had walked my old<br />
paper route to see the damage first hand.<br />
The paper run was my first real job. I had<br />
inherited it off my older brother who had<br />
begun work at the local supermarket. I had<br />
inherited it for $24 a week and because<br />
‘when I was your age I had three jobs’. The<br />
run would take me from my house about a<br />
kilometre, then a right and another kilometre<br />
and back past the intermediate before<br />
looping back to the start again. Including<br />
the side streets, the run was about three<br />
square kilometres. In the centre, was the<br />
Intermediate, the Highway 61 gang headquarters<br />
and three Black Power Houses.<br />
Highway 61’s property crossed over on to<br />
our lunchtime hangout. Sometimes junkies<br />
would blaze up by the pool watching<br />
us play. We played in shoes to avoid stray<br />
needles. The two Black Power Houses closest<br />
two to our home were tinny houses that<br />
were open all hours of the night, the other<br />
was a fenced fortress headquarters. They<br />
were at war with the Highway 61 skinheads<br />
and occasionally marched from their third<br />
‘Girls flirted with him because that’s what they thought girls were<br />
supposed to do, and boys hung out with him so the girls might<br />
flirt with them, too, because we thought that was what we were<br />
supposed to do.’<br />
headquarters on Linwood Ave, a fenced fortress<br />
housing a mongrel army and look for<br />
rival gang members to fight.<br />
The fortress guard always demanded five<br />
copies of the paper, I always skipped a block<br />
of flats to make sure I could always give him<br />
his copies. Some days the police would turn<br />
me away from the house as armed officers<br />
would be battering down the doors and<br />
searching the grounds for drugs. They never<br />
kept large amounts on site. They paid their<br />
neighbour to hide the stash underneath the<br />
fourth paving stone on his lawn. Everyone<br />
knew it, even the lowly paper boy. No one<br />
told the police, but then they never asked.<br />
Had they voiced the problem, talked about<br />
it openly, someone might have helped and<br />
the problem would have been solved. Instead<br />
they just broke the door down, arrested<br />
someone and released them the next day<br />
for lack of evidence. In a few months, they<br />
would do it again. Just like the basketball<br />
hoop. Just like the class of 1995.<br />
The local dairy, had crumbled in on itself,<br />
the rubble had been caged in by meshed<br />
fencing to keep scavengers out. The Asian<br />
Takeaways / Fish & Chip Shop was still<br />
open, but the price of a scoop of chips had<br />
risen from 80c to $2.80. Also, the Street<br />
Fighter 2 arcade machine that I had sunk<br />
hundreds of 20c pieces into had been destroyed.<br />
The earthquake had also cost the<br />
Highway 61 headquarters its concrete perimeter<br />
wall forcing them out. The house<br />
behind lost its sinister nature with the increased<br />
visibility. It actually looked like a<br />
nice home, suitable for an elderly couple or<br />
even a new family. It was currently empty.<br />
The real estate agent was probably having<br />
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One of the tinny houses appeared to have<br />
families living in it. A white station wagon<br />
sat in the driveway, the lawns were kept<br />
well clipped.<br />
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Back in the kitchen I am still rambling<br />
on to myself. Shattered thoughts flood<br />
through my head. Shards of memories.<br />
Snippets of my life. Some real, others twisted<br />
versions of reality, and other still pure<br />
fabrications that seemed real but never actually<br />
happened. At least I think they didn’t,<br />
but repression therapy is a double-edged<br />
sword, and separating fact from fiction<br />
becomes difficult. Chunks of fiction merge<br />
with fact like a virus, binding the two forever,<br />
and they said it would help. Thoughts<br />
never settle, they appear within the mind<br />
like a horde of status updates streaming<br />
through consciousness. The sweat had returned<br />
despite the cold air. It hadn’t been<br />
this way for years. One thought 10 years,<br />
and another said five. Another shudder and<br />
then what was it again? Seven years? I grab<br />
a handful of ice, slam it into a tumbler, chill<br />
some rum over it, drain it and pour another,<br />
this time with more ice. The iPod leaps<br />
off the charger and I grab the Sennheiser<br />
headphones and select my soundtrack, ‘old<br />
school’, and breathe deep.<br />
What a soundtrack it was.<br />
It is the same soundtrack we used to listen<br />
to behind the swimming pool in form<br />
2 at lunch, with the notable exception of<br />
one song, the song I later dubbed the unofficial<br />
anthem for the Intermediate. With<br />
a bit of athleticism the walls of the swimming<br />
pool could be scaled and Sonny’s tape<br />
deck, which he carried everywhere, could<br />
be plugged in. Sonny loved that tape deck;<br />
he had told us his brother had bought it for<br />
him because it had his name on it, ‘SONY’,<br />
so he couldn’t lose it. Sonny loved music.<br />
He was in the school band and would play<br />
a Samoan drum at performances. His tape<br />
deck sealed the deal and made him the most<br />
popular kid in school. Girls flirted with him<br />
because that’s what they thought girls were<br />
supposed to do, and boys hung out with<br />
him so the girls might flirt with them, too,<br />
because we thought that was what we were<br />
supposed to do. There was no other music<br />
on the school grounds. Discmans were too<br />
expensive to make it mainstream and antiskip<br />
protection had not yet been invented.<br />
Walkmans lasted only an hour before needing<br />
batteries, and it was still unusual to<br />
listen to music no one else could hear. But<br />
Sonny’s tape deck, sipping from the mains<br />
supply, would play all lunch time. We<br />
should have felt like kings.<br />
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The unofficial song for the Intermediate<br />
class of 1995, the song I am searching<br />
for now among the playlist, is neither<br />
a good song nor a popular song. The song<br />
‘People looked for things to blame – broken marriages, broken<br />
homes, and broken moral standards. Something was broken.<br />
Something needed to be fixed. These children need to be fixed!’<br />
was so unpopular that most people in the<br />
class of 95 have never heard of it. There was<br />
plenty of other, more age-appropriate white<br />
noise to drown it out. Sonny’s radio was<br />
constantly churning out ‘today’s hit music’<br />
which included: the Vengaboys, who were<br />
just hitting their straps, with S-Club 7 in<br />
hot purist or a space girl mix tape interlaced<br />
with some Livin -la-Vi-Da-Loca or Robbie<br />
Williams if the mood was right.<br />
The songs streaming from the radio may<br />
have been upbeat, but it was a facade. The<br />
DJ had turned up to the wrong party, but<br />
we were all too shy and confused to tell<br />
anyone. So on we danced to the misguided<br />
soundtrack. But it wasn’t a dance of merriment<br />
or rejoice, just a slow step while we<br />
waited for something better to play, for this<br />
was not a happy school despite the appearances.<br />
Somewhere, hidden underneath the<br />
thin veneer of childhood innocence, were<br />
other, more insidious emotions. Emotions<br />
that stirred up trouble for counsellors who<br />
never saw them coming. How could they?<br />
We were too young to feel this way ourselves,<br />
no one could have predicted the shift<br />
in behaviour. People looked for things to<br />
blame – broken marriages, broken homes,<br />
and broken moral standards. Something<br />
was broken. Something needed to be fixed.<br />
These children need to be fixed! So they<br />
brought in the counsellors, made trips to<br />
the counsellor’s office mandatory for most<br />
students, but more mandatory for ‘special’<br />
students.<br />
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The inside of the counsellor’s office was<br />
sparse. There was a reclining sofa, with<br />
a writing desk close to it. The walls had a<br />
portrait of Einstein, a food pyramid poster<br />
and wall clock. The clock ticked one octave<br />
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Beethoven seeping into the room from the<br />
wooden veneered stereo. The final piece of<br />
furniture was the counsellor’s desk, a huge<br />
mahogany or oak construction that dwarfed<br />
the door into the room. I often wondered,<br />
during compulsory reflection time, if the office<br />
had been built around the desk. What<br />
sat on top of the desk changed with each<br />
new counsellor, and it changed often, but<br />
the posters, furniture and even the phrasing<br />
used by the counsellors never did. They<br />
had all been given the same ‘sheet-music’<br />
to solve the problem but had never heard<br />
the music aloud. All they had were old techniques<br />
that they tried to form into a ‘bandaid’<br />
to troubled youth. But it was like trying<br />
to convince a severed arm to heal.<br />
Diversions were the main attack strategy.<br />
The plan was to convince the students these<br />
feelings didn’t exist, that way we could all<br />
get on with life. Lyrics such as “You don’t<br />
talk about what happened, you shouldn’t<br />
feel that way, don’t be dramatic, you’re too<br />
young to think that, that didn’t happen, get<br />
over it,” were heard often within the counsellor’s<br />
office. Get over it! What a terrible<br />
attitude to take. After being convinced you<br />
were fine, you were sent on your way with<br />
a note to collect another student. Their job<br />
was done for now.<br />
The counsellors were well intentioned,<br />
but ineffective. But then the subject itself is<br />
tricky. It makes people feel uncomfortable,<br />
squeamish, and angry. The problem was<br />
compounded by the fact that if someone<br />
wanted to talk they could never define what<br />
the problem was. I liken it a radio scanning<br />
through stations but unable to focus on one.<br />
It shifts, changes, and morphs, obscuring<br />
the music behind it through static. One day<br />
it’s anger, the next, sorrow. The day after<br />
it’s confusion, annoyance, aggravation, or a<br />
sense of nihilism.<br />
Even trying to define this emotional trip<br />
with my adult mind, the words escape me,<br />
let alone my 12-year-old self. I feel that it<br />
isn’t an emotion at all, but the body compensating<br />
for a lack of something and trying<br />
to fill the void with a random emotion<br />
(a sound plan). I tried to fill it with something,<br />
anything for some normalcy. I tried<br />
studying, I tried wrecking friend and foe<br />
alike in bull rush, I began acting as the lead<br />
in the school production, and even joined<br />
the boys gawking at Alasdair’s pornography<br />
stash behind the bike sheds, (we didn’t<br />
understand what we were seeing, we knew<br />
we were supposed to like tits, but not why.<br />
It was enough to know that we were breaking<br />
the rules). Nothing worked. One day I<br />
was too angry, the next too sad, then too<br />
happy, then too confused, then too bored,<br />
then back to anger and then confusion<br />
turns up again. A wild roller coaster of ups<br />
and downs. It was enough to make me sick,<br />
to make me scream at the ride attendant to<br />
stop the ride, stop it, I want off!<br />
‘She took a blade to herself while in the camp kitchen peeling potatoes<br />
for dinner. Dinner was cancelled, as was camp, and she joined<br />
the other ‘troubled’ children at Sunnyside.’<br />
And that’s exactly what 28.7 teenagers<br />
per 10,000 officially did. In 1995, New Zealand<br />
led the world with the highest rate of<br />
youth suicides per capita. A disgraceful label<br />
for an ‘egalitarian paradise’ that prides<br />
itself on openness and freedom of speech.<br />
The nation also shared the counsellors’ attitude<br />
towards ‘the S-word’ and tried to<br />
cover up the embarrassing figures. Unofficially,<br />
hundreds more ‘bailed’ in secret.<br />
They were labelled as accidents to cover up<br />
the records.<br />
The road toll in 1995 was just over 600,<br />
the highest on record. Many of these were<br />
caused by head-on collisions between car<br />
and truck. Many of the truck drivers protested<br />
there was “no accident, the vehicle<br />
came straight at them”, but they were labelled<br />
as such anyway. Suicide-by-truck is<br />
the industry term, but officially it doesn’t<br />
exist, just ‘traffic collision’.<br />
The figures also don’t include the thousands<br />
more who were caught in the act and<br />
smuggled away to mental hospitals. The<br />
Intermediate had several believed suicides,<br />
and dozens more attempts of varying ‘seriousness’.<br />
All attempts ended the same way.<br />
The students cemented themselves outside<br />
of the local counsellors’ help and landed<br />
them into Sunnyside Hospital. Veronica<br />
was one them.<br />
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For Veronica, being dumped by Sonny on<br />
day 3 of the camp was too much for her,<br />
at least that’s what we thought. We had no<br />
idea about her parents’ breakup, the CYPS<br />
callouts to her house, her father out of work<br />
sitting at the pub all hours of the day or<br />
scoring at the tinny houses. We had no idea<br />
that her mother would invite women over<br />
and have sex with them on the front lawn.<br />
Veronica took a blade to herself while in the<br />
camp kitchen peeling potatoes for dinner.<br />
Dinner was cancelled, as was camp, and she<br />
joined the other ‘troubled’ children at Sunnyside.<br />
Sonny wasn’t the same after that.<br />
He left school, taking his stereo with him.<br />
Now silence sat over the playground.<br />
+++<br />
Once you went into Sunnyside, you<br />
could never leave it behind. We called<br />
the dentist, the ‘murder house’ and Sunnyside<br />
the ‘loony bin’. Actually, the parents<br />
called it that, mine included, and we mimicked<br />
them. Our parents warned us not to<br />
speak to the kids who came back from there.<br />
The ones we did speak to were not the same.<br />
Something was changed about them. They<br />
appeared robotic, on autopilot for most of<br />
the day. It was as if their volume was stuck<br />
on medium, it could never be cranked up<br />
or toned down, like the counsellor’s radio.<br />
Just kept an inch below the passing of time.<br />
Manageable. In control.<br />
It was too much for some kids to take.<br />
Veronica, just 13, spent most of her school<br />
life leap-frogging in and out of that place.<br />
She would come back to school, a few kids<br />
would talk to her, some would invite her to<br />
play games but she rarely smiled anymore,<br />
or got angry. Even when people would tease<br />
her, she just looked on blankly. She took her<br />
medication at 2pm each day. The teacher<br />
would make a ceremony of it. He would<br />
tell her to come up to the front exactly at<br />
2pm, maths time, and swallow her pills. She<br />
called them happy pills, which made sense –<br />
the label was covered by a neon smiley face<br />
sticker. She didn’t know what they did but<br />
sometimes we would steal them on a dare<br />
and swallow them. A pill seemed a logical<br />
way to be happy. They didn’t do anything<br />
to us, but we pretended they did and would<br />
smile at everyone and laugh insanely, revelling<br />
in the Placebo effect.<br />
+++<br />
But whether we were carted off to Sunnyside<br />
or made it through outside of<br />
its walls, we were all walking wounded. The<br />
thousands that made it through the ride<br />
but could never forget the experience. Still<br />
stuck with mixed feelings, trying to fill the<br />
void with family, work, drugs, alcohol, anything.<br />
Were others awake now? Listening to<br />
long-forgotten music in the dark, their head<br />
spinning with ideas. Maybe there are hundreds<br />
still suffering in silence but carrying<br />
on regardless, still ignoring the subject like<br />
the counsellors before them. But recently<br />
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attitudes towards suicide have changed and<br />
discourse on the subject can be permitted<br />
by the coroner, a massive no-no until recently.<br />
It seems this is the perfect time to<br />
look into this doomed generation, my generation,<br />
to hopefully gain a glimpse of the<br />
class of 1995 and tackle it with the hindsight<br />
of an adult. Even if it just helps one person,<br />
the time would be worth it.<br />
There is no one reason. It could be anything<br />
really. The climbing divorce rate. The<br />
slumping economy. The new government.<br />
Fluoride in the water. Or hidden messages<br />
embedded into music. Any of these reasons<br />
would be a useful scapegoat, a place<br />
to point an accusing finger to and waggle<br />
it with smug faces. But in reality it came<br />
down to bad timing. We are a generation<br />
stuck in the path of a hurtling train. We<br />
never had a chance. Just in the wrong place<br />
at the wrong time. Blindsided but carrying<br />
on oblivious. We were thrust into the role<br />
of the middle child of the generation family,<br />
with no purpose or place. There were no<br />
Nazi’s to fight. No commies to kill. No ‘zipper<br />
heads’ to bomb. No cause to fight for.<br />
We were too late to be a great, and too early<br />
to make a difference. Our parents had been<br />
thrust into being by the last recognised war<br />
heroes who had ‘fought the good fight’, and<br />
crushed humanity’s greatest villain in Europe<br />
and the Pacific. Our parents had hit<br />
the ground running. They picked up their<br />
legacy and made songs of their own. They<br />
had their own war songs. Fortunate Son,<br />
All along the Watchtower, and Sympathy<br />
for the Devil would blare from helicopter<br />
gunships across the lush bush of Vietnam<br />
as democracy was shelled into the NVA<br />
army. Later, they changed their songs, such<br />
was their right given their great pedigree.<br />
Now it was Quiet Riot, Queen, John Lennon,<br />
and the Sex Pistols. This time it blared<br />
from ghetto blasters or was sung by mobs of<br />
striking wharfies or coal miners. Occasionally<br />
the songs spearheaded national movements.<br />
Movements where the entire generation<br />
raised fists and placards and clashed<br />
with police on the steps of Parliament. The<br />
clattering of batons raining blows into the<br />
crowd did nothing but add to the beat and<br />
create a glorious crescendo. They could do<br />
anything drunk on their invincibility. The<br />
drum beat of the 1981 Springbok Tour divided,<br />
then reunited, the nation under one<br />
banner. It was their own local war. Like all<br />
good wars fought against an abstract noun.<br />
Racism, we’re not going to take it, no we<br />
aren’t going to take it.<br />
Then a war that couldn’t be fought occurred.<br />
Black Monday sent the Western<br />
World into recession. New Zealand was<br />
heavily in debt and small businesses were<br />
unable to sustain growth. People were laid<br />
off, money was tight and families were unable<br />
to cope with the strain. Divorce rates<br />
skyrocketed as the labour force plummeted.<br />
Debts were called in and families were<br />
forced to do what they could to survive.<br />
Crime was on the rise.<br />
We bought a guard dog, new locks and<br />
bars for the windows.<br />
By the time 1995 rolled around the sound<br />
had died down completely. The wave our<br />
forefathers had ridden had crashed into<br />
the shoreline and was now receding. 1995<br />
had no cause, no reason to exist except to<br />
get jobs, make money, fuck then die like<br />
the good worker bees we were. The internet<br />
was too slow to open up the world and give<br />
us overseas causes to fight, and the TV was<br />
dedicated to ensuring us that things would<br />
get better. Beyond 2000 promised us flying<br />
cars, moon bases and even immortality, but<br />
none of it came to pass. Music was what we<br />
had. But what meaning could be gleaned<br />
from the Spice Girls, Vengaboys, and S-Club<br />
7? Pointless songs with no meaning. Nirvana<br />
had burnt out, drunk on its own ideology<br />
before he could make a difference, his only<br />
real contribution was showing Dave Grohl<br />
the ropes. Occasionally we would hear the<br />
music of our fathers and try to enjoy it, but<br />
it is without context. Like saying watching<br />
a winning match is the same as scoring the<br />
‘It seems this is the perfect time to look into this doomed generation,<br />
my generation, to hopefully gain a glimpse of the class of 1995<br />
and tackle it with the hindsight of an adult. Even if it just helps one<br />
person, the time would be worth it.’<br />
winning goal. It would never be the same.<br />
But later on, we would – I would – have<br />
a song to fill the gap. Filters, Hey Man Nice<br />
Shot. Finally a song that was written for our<br />
generation. It was a song I hope survivors<br />
of the Intermediate would hear and decipher<br />
as I did. It could give them some hope,<br />
some reasoning to the dire and futile struggle<br />
going on within them ... and myself.<br />
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It was song about life, the sudden ending<br />
of it. For many, it was a brazen attempt<br />
at a fledgling band trying to sneak their way<br />
into the charts in the early nineties, but for<br />
others, others that knew, others that had<br />
experienced, it was so much more. It was<br />
about Kurt Cobain’s big toe as he slammed<br />
the hammer back on the 12 gauge, it was<br />
Hunter S Thompson’s No More Sunday<br />
Night Football, it was the flames on the<br />
Buddhist Monks outside the White House,<br />
but it was also Jared stringing himself up,<br />
and Racheal lunging off the car park building;<br />
it was about anyone who had mixed<br />
up a shaker of painkillers and vodka or the<br />
friend of a friend who had taken a razor to<br />
themselves.<br />
It was a song that will still echo within<br />
my head, with its shattered memories,<br />
throughout my life. It would spark up as I<br />
stagger home drunk from another friend’s<br />
early funeral. It will resonate long enough<br />
to still be there as I kick holes in the walls,<br />
smash plates, and fall down drunk into a<br />
floor scattered with premixed bottles. It<br />
would fade away as I toasted the darkness<br />
with the closest liquid and chug away still<br />
prone on the floor.<br />
It was a song for those left behind, a<br />
knowing nod or tip of the cap for those who<br />
made their final sacrifice. It laid no blame,<br />
it laid no guilt, just recognition of the deed<br />
undertaken. If nothing else could be salvaged<br />
from the tragedy there was a glimmer<br />
of hope for those left behind to cling to.<br />
A decision was made, a decision was acted<br />
on. The suffering was over. Not much to<br />
cling to, but something none the less.<br />
It was a dark salute for the wasted generation,<br />
my generation. A reminder that<br />
those who left had made a choice, however<br />
tragic, and it should be respected. But<br />
it was also a song for those still suffering.<br />
Those of us who had made it through life at<br />
Intermediate but were still struggling with<br />
scattered emotions, unable to put them into<br />
thoughts and give context. Emotions that<br />
were suppressed by counsellors, ignored by<br />
the people employed to remove them. Emotions<br />
too fucked for anyone that age. Like<br />
the veterans of the Great War, told to never<br />
speak of it. Their only outlet were the songs<br />
they sang at the RSA’s. But we had no songs<br />
… I had no song. We suffered in silence, but<br />
were driven slowly mad but the perverseness<br />
of it all.<br />
+++<br />
The light at the end of the tunnel turned<br />
out to be a runaway freight train heading<br />
the other direction. With nowhere<br />
to turn we questioned the world around<br />
us. We became Generation Why? Why<br />
should we work hard years to die in marginal<br />
middle class? Why should we toil the<br />
fields while mortgage brokers and insurance<br />
companies get rich off our dividends?<br />
Why should we attend school anyway, why<br />
can’t we travel, learn through experience,<br />
through work, through people.<br />
It was scary for counsellors, and scary for<br />
parents who heard it. Such thoughts were<br />
unthinkable, something must be wrong.<br />
It could have been our greatest cause, our<br />
Great War. A defiant charge against the face<br />
of society. Tear it down at the seams and<br />
build a new future, our future, one not sold<br />
to us by the past. Burn it all.<br />
But the signal to charge was never given.<br />
One by one the war banners fell and the will<br />
to fight, to rebel, faded away. Those who<br />
had the courage were rounded up and given<br />
happy pills or had taken the train ride to<br />
oblivion before motivating others to make a<br />
change. But we weren’t radical, we weren’t<br />
broken, we were just different. We wanted<br />
to make our own mark on the world, to have<br />
a purpose. But this new strange sound coming<br />
from the youth was twisted to the ears<br />
of the older generations. They had their<br />
‘The light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be a runaway<br />
freight train heading the other direction. With nowhere to turn we<br />
questioned the world around us. We became Generation Why?’<br />
songs stuck in their head, the great bands<br />
were all dead and this angst nonsense was<br />
nothing but trouble. So the pills were made,<br />
and distributed and a entire generation was<br />
pacified and muted so life could go on the<br />
way it was. Just a blemish on the face of the<br />
Mona Lisa. No one talked about it. So no<br />
one noticed.<br />
But somewhere within the minds of the<br />
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class of 95, the beat goes on, muffled but<br />
still audible. We will fight on though muted.<br />
We refuse to marry young. We refuse to succeed<br />
academically in pointless, outdated,<br />
and uninteresting subjects. We refuse to accept<br />
the world as it is. We refuse to hold the<br />
same job for 40 years. We refuse to retire<br />
at 65. We refuse to sit still. We reject this<br />
world you expect us to take at face value.<br />
We will construct our own place in it, carve<br />
out our own slice of the planet to call our<br />
own. We spit in the face of your rules and<br />
of the day a school reflects the community<br />
around it, and the community is on the<br />
mend. The earthquake destroyed most of<br />
the decay. The gang houses had crumbled<br />
and, not being insured, were either set to be<br />
bulldozed or purchased by families looking<br />
for fresh starts.<br />
The students, some of them survivors of<br />
the class of 95, gathered together for the<br />
first time with a cause. A cause to fix the<br />
neighbourhood one shovel-load of silt at a<br />
time. They worked to the sound of the old<br />
‘By the time 1995 rolled around the sound had died down<br />
completely. The wave our forefathers had ridden had crashed into<br />
the shoreline and was now receding. 1995 had no cause, no reason<br />
to exist except to get jobs, make money, fuck then die like the good<br />
worker bees we were.’<br />
we reject your hegemony. How dare you<br />
mute a generation for talking out of line.<br />
All we needed was someone to listen to<br />
us, listen to me. Not to hear the words, but<br />
to comprehend them. That was all that we,<br />
I, wanted. An ear to lend, a hand to hold, a<br />
shoulder to cry on. Perhaps some reinforcement<br />
that we were allowed to feel the way<br />
we did. Maybe that you did too. I read about<br />
a study of grandparents that found that 85%<br />
of grandparents died within six months of<br />
each other. No medical reason. No medical<br />
cause. The study concluded that once<br />
life is deemed to be over, biologically the<br />
body starts making preparations to leave<br />
the world gracefully. The study stated that<br />
purpose should be given to the elderly to<br />
ensure they live long lives. Maybe this study<br />
applied to the youth as well. Maybe without<br />
a cause we were stuck without an internal<br />
body clock and left at the mercy of a world<br />
we no longer cared for, or respected.<br />
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had returned to Christchurch, the place<br />
I where it had all gone wrong, to gain some<br />
insight into the subject. To put the questions<br />
to the principal and demand answers<br />
to the subject that swills around in my head<br />
and keeps me awake at night. This was, after<br />
all, where the ‘class of 95’ a class that included<br />
a once bright-eyed Matthew William<br />
Shand was counselled.<br />
I am now 15 minutes late for my appointment.<br />
She is probably angry that I wasted<br />
her time. I have decided not to go in. What<br />
could she tell me? Through no fault of her<br />
own, she is the product of an era long gone.<br />
A generation that stifled the music of the<br />
one preceding it. Pointing fingers would be<br />
petty at this point of the game. At the end<br />
songs, and new, giving them new meaning<br />
and context and all brought forth through<br />
tectonic plate movement. The city is working<br />
together to build a better future, and<br />
part of that future is listening to each other.<br />
That was all it needed, a bit of openness and<br />
some understanding. An articulated scoop<br />
truck could have done the work in minutes<br />
but it wouldn’t have given the same sense<br />
of purpose or hope that hundreds of people<br />
singing and working united in one purpose.<br />
That gave the city hope. Hope that people<br />
can fix the problem and hope that the<br />
people will ‘get through it’. Not ‘get over it’.<br />
This is the same attitude being adopted by<br />
the new breed of youth counsellors. Suicide<br />
is no longer looked at as a problem to ‘get<br />
over’, but something to be worked through.<br />
If everyone works together on this problem<br />
and stops hiding from it, or finding industrialised,<br />
outdated solutions to simple problems,<br />
we can all get through it.<br />
+++<br />
finish the song and head back to bed. It is<br />
I cold now and I hope I am able to sleep the<br />
rest of the night. It had been a sleepless few<br />
weeks, and I was set to return to Christchurch<br />
again soon, to gain some final insights<br />
into the subject.<br />
+++<br />
Today, counsellors have admitted the ineffectiveness<br />
of their ways. Youth workers,<br />
church leaders, and even Youthline<br />
volunteers are now taught to speak openly<br />
about the topic of suicide. Youth suicide<br />
rates, though still too high, have been dropping<br />
steadily over the past 10 years. Perhaps<br />
a result of the survivors of the class of<br />
95 becoming youth leaders, like Veronica.<br />
I had tracked her down on my second return<br />
trip to Christchurch. WAYN.com had<br />
proved ineffective but Facebook had found<br />
a match after several attempts.<br />
Veronica lives with her father again, who<br />
has managed to find work and is working<br />
on mending their shattered relationship.<br />
“His idea, not mine,” Veronica said. “It’s<br />
a good thing, and it’s working out well.<br />
He’s doing well.” She doesn’t mention her<br />
mother. Her arms and still bear the scars<br />
of her twisted childhood. Neat rows cut<br />
into perpendicular angles from each other<br />
that could be mistaken for a tattoo from<br />
far away. Despite the scaring, she wears a<br />
singlet and makes no attempt to cover her<br />
marks. They are part of who she is. She has<br />
found a new purpose giving back to the<br />
generation below her. Her past makes her<br />
future stronger, or maybe it makes other<br />
peoples future stronger. It enables her to<br />
connect to others.<br />
People can learn from her openness and<br />
frankness on the subject. The kids can relate<br />
to what she is saying as she shows<br />
visible proof of their shared pain. Suicide,<br />
after all, is a burden, a pain we all carry,<br />
and all share but it is invisible to most. We<br />
talked about the old school briefly, and<br />
avoided the topic of Sunnyside Hospital. It<br />
was a subject we both understood only too<br />
well, though her experience was worse than<br />
mine. We talked about the nights and waking<br />
for no reason.<br />
This happened to her, too, especially<br />
after she threw her medication away, as I<br />
had done seven years ago. It appeared that<br />
volunteering at Youthline had helped her<br />
start to manage the problem and she urged<br />
me to do the same back in Wellington, my<br />
experience was too valuable to not share.<br />
Maybe she understood my feelings better<br />
than I did.<br />
+++<br />
The class of 95 may have yearned to<br />
change the world, and failed. But we<br />
can succeed at making sure the next generation<br />
struggling with the same uncertainty<br />
that we faced. But this time with openness,<br />
empathy, and understanding, instead of<br />
textbook denial and diversion. Maybe this<br />
is our great cause, or challenge to overcome.<br />
Maybe the class of 95 will make its<br />
mark after all.<br />
As I left I had a passing thought and<br />
asked her how she had coped throughout<br />
the years. “Music” was the simple answer.<br />
“I had a song that anchored me and it made<br />
me feel sane, for a moment.”<br />
She never said which one.<br />
And I never told her mine.<br />
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FEATURE<br />
Trish Plunkett’s highly recommended entry into last year’s creative writing competition<br />
GIN AND AUGUST<br />
In the chaos that is my life there is a<br />
house that was our house. And there’s<br />
a dish on the counter where I dump<br />
all the crap from my wallet and sort<br />
through all the rubber bands and empty<br />
wrappers, loose change, and old receipts.<br />
Except today all the receipts seem to be<br />
about you, a whole fucking story in dollars<br />
and cents and pain that won’t go away and<br />
a love that won’t give up and die and an old<br />
broken heart.<br />
And suddenly I can’t read them for the<br />
tears, but in those tears I see you again. And<br />
I knew it would end up this way because you<br />
can’t buy love, although God knows I tried.<br />
I tried.<br />
+++<br />
Marbeks - $227.49<br />
When you came to the house that was<br />
not yet our house you shut yourself in<br />
the spare room and I never saw you. That<br />
room, which would become your room, was<br />
sparse and naked and lonely as you. You<br />
brought your bags and your clothes and<br />
your bathroom stuff and kept them all in<br />
there, playing the same music over and over<br />
again on your laptop.<br />
So I went out to buy you DVD’s, movies<br />
and TV series’ and concerts. Disks and disks<br />
that piled up on the counter in front of the<br />
bewildered clerk – sci-fi and drama and<br />
comedy and anything I thought you might<br />
like because I didn’t know you anymore and<br />
all I wanted was to see you smile.<br />
And I didn’t even wince when I saw the<br />
total. I just slapped down my Visa card to<br />
sign your sadness away.<br />
I put them outside the door of your room<br />
and when you opened up and saw them I<br />
had already turned away.<br />
But then you called my name, and I saw<br />
the edges of your mouth twitch in the faint<br />
trace of a smile. And like the old fool I am I<br />
fell in love with you all over again.<br />
+++<br />
New World - $332.15<br />
You came out of the room that was becoming<br />
your room and joined me at<br />
the breakfast table, stitches scabbing over<br />
and bruises yellowing. I could see your ribs<br />
through your t-shirt and all I wanted to do<br />
was feed you. But what I offered you didn’t<br />
want, so I settled for brewing the first of a<br />
thousand cups of tea, hoping to put a little<br />
warmth into your shivering shoulders.<br />
I made a shopping list, and when I said<br />
you would have to come with me you let out<br />
a long sigh, just to remind me that this was<br />
not your home, you were only here because<br />
you didn’t have anywhere else to go.<br />
You spoke a little during the trip, leaving<br />
me to think back to who you used to be, and<br />
what you used to like. And then I noticed<br />
things sneaking into the trolley, brightly<br />
coloured wrappers and expensive food and<br />
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completely pointless items - dog food for<br />
the dog we no longer had.<br />
I hauled the lot to the checkout, dog food<br />
and all, and paid far more than my budget<br />
would allow.<br />
But when I cooked dinner that night you<br />
came out of your almost-room and ate with<br />
me, though your dark shadowed eyes would<br />
not quite meet mine, not yet.<br />
+++<br />
McDonald’s - $17.50<br />
There were days which were better than<br />
others, where you smiled easily and we<br />
could chat and laugh about stupid things<br />
that had happened so long ago, before<br />
you knew I loved you and you went away.<br />
Where we could sit in the sun and you<br />
didn’t flinch from the light, trying to hide.<br />
And those were good days and I drank them<br />
in and spun them out, replaying them over<br />
and over to get through the bad times.<br />
Then there were the shadowy days, where<br />
we drank tea and you recounted in a flat<br />
voice all the things that happened since that<br />
day long ago when you left, and something<br />
inside me died a little because I did not save<br />
you.<br />
And then there were the black days, the<br />
days when history showed on your face,<br />
in the shadows in your eyes that even the<br />
sun could not touch. And on those days you<br />
did not talk at all, I simply told you stories,<br />
made castles in the air for you to live in.<br />
I gave you everything anyone could ever<br />
want, because I could not give you enough<br />
once upon a time.<br />
One black day, you bent forward to hide<br />
yourself from the blows which came over<br />
and over in memory, and nothing I did or<br />
said or offered would ease you.<br />
“Do you want to go to McDonald’s?” I<br />
blurted out, because it was the only thing I<br />
could think of saying.<br />
And you looked up at me and smiled that<br />
sad, hopeful smile like one of those bloody<br />
Disney animals in Snow White, and my<br />
heart shattered when all you said was “Can<br />
I have a Happy Meal?”<br />
+++<br />
The Party Shop - $54.99<br />
In the weeks we spent together, the black<br />
days faded slowly, leaving only their traces<br />
in your eyes. We looked at pictures of the<br />
boys we once were and I could pinpoint just<br />
when I fell in love with you.<br />
And then you wanted to throw a party,<br />
and I said yes, and we bought enough supplies<br />
to have a dozen parties if you wanted<br />
them.<br />
You threw streamers everywhere, light<br />
fittings draped with pink and yellow crepe,<br />
‘I thought you had changed,’ you whispered, and for a moment I<br />
thought we might get away with just pretending I hadn’t messed it<br />
all up again. But what was in your eyes turned to hate.<br />
‘You sick fuck.’ And then you were gone.’<br />
sending out shafts of coloured light. We had<br />
cans of silly string and party poppers, which<br />
you detonated in time to Destiny’s Child. I<br />
tried to make the cocktail shaker work, to<br />
remind myself that this was no kiddies’<br />
birthday party.<br />
Then you decided to deck me in streamers,<br />
green to match the Midori which<br />
stained the side of your mouth.<br />
Old friends came bearing cocktail umbrellas<br />
and bottles of bright spirits, shaking<br />
them together while you played DJ, running<br />
tunes from your laptop that brought<br />
back memories of high school discos.<br />
You were only a child when they came<br />
out, and everyone laughed and called it<br />
retro.<br />
Then you smiled at me and with the click<br />
of a button I knew you were playing my<br />
song.<br />
The night lowered and the drinks flowed<br />
and I forgot all about the thousand small<br />
ways I had broken you before you left me<br />
that first time. All I knew was you had come<br />
back to me, all I knew was hope.<br />
So when you danced up to me in the garden<br />
and sprayed us both with purple silly<br />
string, I pressed close to you and cupped<br />
your cheek. And right then I should have<br />
seen it, or dreamed it, or remembered it –<br />
some bitter warning from the past.<br />
But instead I bent and kissed you, my little<br />
brother, your lips tasting of orange and<br />
vodka.<br />
And I saw what was in your eyes, that<br />
same look that drove you away six years<br />
ago.<br />
“I thought you had changed,” you whispered,<br />
and for a moment I thought we<br />
might get away with just pretending I<br />
hadn’t messed it all up again.<br />
But what was in your eyes turned to hate.<br />
“You sick fuck.”<br />
And then you were gone.<br />
+++<br />
Air New Zealand - $2100.00<br />
You retreated into the room that was now<br />
yours, and snuck out at strange hours<br />
to eat, and refused to speak to me. You<br />
would only look at me when you thought I<br />
wouldn’t notice, and whatever it is you saw<br />
in me you didn’t like, because you told me<br />
you were leaving.<br />
So I paid for you to go to the other end of<br />
the Earth, to where you couldn’t come back<br />
even if you wanted to, even if I begged you.<br />
You packed up your life once again<br />
and on the drive to the airport you stared<br />
straight ahead and didn’t speak, a wall of<br />
history between us in the front seat.<br />
You turned to me at the departure gate<br />
and you shook my hand and said good-bye;<br />
and I crossed my fingers behind my back<br />
that it would not be the last time I ever<br />
touched you. I watched you as you walked<br />
through security, slow minutes where I<br />
hoped you would look back, just once.<br />
Look back.<br />
You didn’t.<br />
+++<br />
Liquorland - $39.99<br />
bought the Bombay Sapphire even though<br />
I I’ve never liked gin, because the colour of<br />
the bottle reminded me of your eyes, the<br />
eyes of the boy who broke my heart again<br />
and again.<br />
And I hid in the spare room that was no<br />
longer yours and I drank to my pain, buried<br />
in the sheets that smelled of you, my August,<br />
my brother.<br />
The gin burned my insides, sparking the<br />
tears that flowed down my cheeks at how<br />
I had destroyed it all again, this hopeless<br />
man with the sick obsession. And with every<br />
gulp I wished you back, wished for one<br />
more last chance.<br />
And I tried to drink until the pain stopped<br />
and when it didn’t I fell asleep in that bed<br />
which smelled like you, where I would<br />
spend night after night until your smell faded<br />
and all that was left was the scent of gin<br />
and loneliness and me.<br />
In the house that is no longer our house<br />
there is a dish where I empty out the fragments<br />
of my life and I try to find some pattern,<br />
some code that tells me you’ll be back,<br />
but all I find are the hours I stole with you,<br />
and I wonder if I had a fortune to spend<br />
if you’d have stayed, but I don’t and you<br />
didn’t. So I scoop up the receipts with the<br />
old gum wrappers and bin them, trying to<br />
rid my heart of you, piece by piece.<br />
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FEATURE<br />
Emilie Marschner and Olivia Marsden preview an upcoming play, Live @ Six which takes the<br />
audience behind the scenes to see how stories are constructed and presented. A must-see for<br />
any media student.<br />
THE MAGIC ON STAGE REVEALED<br />
Up-and-coming Wellington play<br />
Live @ Six puts a new spin on<br />
the glamorous world of broadcast<br />
journalism in a production<br />
that invites the audience behind the scenes<br />
and into the newsroom. Do you ever ask<br />
yourself how the news came to be on your<br />
TV screen? Cut and polished in all the right<br />
places. Here’s your chance to witness firsthand<br />
the less-than-glamorous news.<br />
First, have you ever wondered how a magician<br />
really works? Magic? That white rabbit<br />
simply appears in his top hat and we, the<br />
excitable audience, just accepts it. Something<br />
magicians and news editors have in<br />
common is the ability to create their own<br />
version of the truth.<br />
Live @ Six invites the audience to participate<br />
in the process of turning ‘the truth’<br />
into ‘the news’. The play moves beyond<br />
merely entertaining to an insightful and<br />
thought-provoking black comedy that will<br />
make you think twice about believing what<br />
you are seeing. Actor Donogh Rees, who<br />
plays Karen Adams from TV One, describes<br />
the play as “a satire that exposes how the<br />
media manipulates ultimately what we see<br />
… the audience see where the cynicism lies,<br />
what is the truth, and ultimately what do<br />
you as an audience see?”<br />
The play is set in an authentic New Zealand<br />
broadcast newsroom, equipped with<br />
the appropriate news-spinning technology<br />
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an audience would never see. Playwrights<br />
Leon Wadham and Dean Hewison performed<br />
extensive research to make sure it<br />
was believable. “The show starts before it<br />
starts,” says actor Nick Dunbar. The night<br />
begins with a pre-show party where the audience<br />
is encouraged to bring their smartphones<br />
and iPhones to capture live footage<br />
of a ‘scandal’ involving a celebrity news<br />
anchor misbehaving. The footage will be<br />
uploaded to social media sites such as Facebook<br />
and Twitter where editors working<br />
live on stage will adapt and manipulate the<br />
material to shape the news story in accordance<br />
with their news agency’s best interests.<br />
The play involves the unfolding of the<br />
news story as two competing news channels<br />
battle it out to gain the most viewers. They<br />
have 24 hours to package the story and<br />
inform the public. But this time the audience<br />
gets to see the preparatory stages leading<br />
up to the magic, everything before the<br />
bunny being pulled out of the hat will be revealed.<br />
Be prepared to get caught up in the<br />
adrenaline rush and buzz of the newsroom.<br />
“All the way through, different things are<br />
revealed so that it makes everyone scurry<br />
around and go ‘okay, how we are going to<br />
use it?’” says Rees.<br />
Live @ Six embodies the developing media<br />
landscape present in society today. Each<br />
show will have a different outcome based<br />
on the material obtained during the show<br />
and the editing choices made on stage. The<br />
audience will experience and engage with<br />
the news making process. “Things are popping<br />
up all the way through to alter events,”<br />
says Rees.<br />
Every staging of the play is unique. No<br />
one, not even the actors, will know which<br />
news station will come out on top.<br />
+++<br />
Live @ Six was staged at Bats in 2009 but<br />
has since been improved with the help<br />
and funding of Downstage. As technology<br />
constantly changes and grows Live @ Six<br />
embraces the dynamic social media environment<br />
and has taken on the challenge of<br />
keeping up with the times.<br />
Leon Wadham says it couldn’t have been<br />
done without the help of Downstage.<br />
“Downstage [are] giving us the opportunity<br />
to make the show about now. I’m proud<br />
of that last season but it’s already so dated<br />
– technology moves so fast – and I think in<br />
partnership with Downstage we’re able to<br />
look at our current climate, at our current<br />
‘Have you ever wondered how a magician really works? That<br />
white rabbit simply appears and the audience just accepts it.<br />
Something magicians and news editors have in common is<br />
the ability to create their own version of the truth.’<br />
technological landscape, and put it into really<br />
safe hands.”<br />
Massey University Lecturer Emma Willis,<br />
who has a background in theatre, says<br />
audience involvement and participation,<br />
particularly behind-the-scenes access, has<br />
been valued since the Shakespearean theatre.<br />
“It was much more of an interactive social<br />
event than sitting in a darkened auditorium.<br />
What has changed now are the<br />
technologies available both to theatre and<br />
to people generally in their everyday lives.<br />
In this sense, Live @ Six is really contemporary<br />
both in terms of its subject matter<br />
and the form that it’s using to deliver its<br />
content.”<br />
Live @ Six runs from April 13 until April<br />
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discount, with tickets a mere $25 for an<br />
experience that will have you “laughing out<br />
loud”, according to Downstage’s website<br />
(http://www.downstage.co.nz).<br />
The NZ Herald described it as “a black<br />
comedy with a thriller edge that will change<br />
the way you watch the news”.<br />
Donogh Rees is excited because it is a<br />
good satire that raises serious relevant issues.<br />
But really you should go for yourself and<br />
decide out of all these ‘truths’ which one<br />
you believe. Did you stop to consider the<br />
writing process involved in the making of<br />
this article? How do you really know that<br />
anything that has been said was ‘the truth’?<br />
You don’t.<br />
‘Live @ Six embodies the developing media landscape<br />
present in society today. Each show will have a different outcome<br />
based on the material obtained during the show and<br />
the editing choices made on stage.’<br />
A magician never reveals his or her tricks<br />
– Live @ Six is the exception. So take the opportunity<br />
to quench that curiosity. Book now at<br />
http://www.downstage.co.nz<br />
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FEATURE<br />
COCO SOLID AS PARALLEL DANCE ENSEMBLE<br />
Kiwi girl Coco Solid has proved her potential<br />
on the international stage while remaining a<br />
uniquely individual talent. She can rap, sing,<br />
and likes to challenge the preconceptions<br />
that often come with electronic music.<br />
Ahead of performing in Wellington under<br />
her Parallel Dance Ensemble banner, Coco<br />
kindly answered a few questions via email<br />
for Paul Berrington.<br />
Paul Berrington: How did Parallel Dance<br />
Ensemble form, given that you are from<br />
New Zealand, and Hannibal (Bobbi Soxx),<br />
your collaborator, is based in Denmark?<br />
Coco Solid: Robin and I met at the Red<br />
Bull Music Academy in 2008 which was<br />
held in Barcelona. Robin is a lecturer for the<br />
academy team. You are living and breathing<br />
music 24/7 and we found we had so many<br />
creative things in common. We recorded<br />
Turtle Pizza Cadillacs on the fly in one of<br />
the studios and had lots of fun. Six months<br />
later that track came out on vinyl in the UK<br />
alongside Weight Watchers and we were already<br />
working on our EP Possessions & Obsessions.<br />
That finally came out on Permanent<br />
Vacation Records (Germany) last year,<br />
so these last four years have been quite the<br />
ride.<br />
PB: How would you describe the Red Bull<br />
Music Academy and what can you recommend<br />
to local musicians looking to become<br />
involved?<br />
CS: The experience is game-changing. I<br />
think it tested and uplifted me and my work<br />
ethic. The academy gets musicians into an<br />
arena that is hard to describe – I have felt<br />
blessed ever since. Working with Robin was<br />
the tip of the iceberg. I met my idols plus I<br />
have collaboraters and friends for life. It’s a<br />
long-distance posse which means you miss<br />
your people a lot.<br />
PB: Collaboration seems to be a central<br />
part of your creative process. Are there reasons<br />
for this? And tell us a little about your<br />
different musical outlets.<br />
CS: It’s a quest, I think, to find those<br />
different complimentary harmonies and<br />
friendships out there in the world. For me<br />
it’s about potential, bringing out the creative,<br />
lesser-known qualities in myself and in<br />
other people. Collaboration is inspiring but<br />
it’s also a challenge. It’s powerful and intimate<br />
building something with other people.<br />
I need different projects because I have so<br />
many ideas and parts of me that conflict.<br />
Parallel Dance Ensemble is very electric,<br />
new-wave and slick, I think – that is very<br />
much the Europe influence on me. Badd<br />
Energy (Flying Nun) is a celebration of underground<br />
punk ideals and local counterculture.<br />
There is an outlook and world view<br />
that the other three members and I share<br />
and you hear it in the music. Coco Solid as<br />
a solo-project is an extroverted extension<br />
of me really, so I am always pushing her to<br />
evolve and experiment. As an alter-ego and<br />
project she never fails to elude and surprise<br />
me.<br />
PB: You’ve just shifted to Wellington,<br />
why when you seemingly have the world at<br />
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You can catch Parallel Dance Ensemble live at the Becks<br />
event on Anzac Eve at San Francisco Bath House.<br />
your feet?<br />
CS: I realised a couple of years ago (when<br />
I lived in Korea) that my physical geography<br />
is pretty irrelevant. The internet completely<br />
frees me up to have a life alongside<br />
my musical ambitions. I can communicate<br />
and collaborate anywhere, plus I have never<br />
been too exposure-hungry. Music for me is<br />
about having fun. A fan base out of New<br />
Zealand is amazing and something I’ve always<br />
felt stunned about, but I no longer feel<br />
the pressure to be omnipresent or strategic<br />
about it.<br />
PB: You have several alter egos and have<br />
released via cassette-only releases. Explain<br />
why you choose these points of difference?<br />
CS: Artistic choices like these excite me.<br />
I’m a nerd! Everything I do is a creative<br />
opportunity. I want to do something that<br />
makes the world more interesting, for both<br />
myself and the people who dig my stuff.<br />
PB: What were your influences in terms<br />
of writing songs and becoming a professional<br />
musician?<br />
CS: Music was a happy accident. I got<br />
into it casually with a bunch of my friends<br />
about a decade ago. I knew I could rap and<br />
I had an intense love for music as a fan.<br />
It was always just a gut feeling I had. Not<br />
having someone out there who represented<br />
girls who looked, felt or thought like me was<br />
the motivator, I think. I ended up teaching<br />
myself how to make beats and rapping into<br />
a home stereo. It was humble beginnings<br />
but I loved it and people responded so I just<br />
kept on trying to improve.<br />
PB: Describe the sound of PDE?<br />
CS: It was always an emotional cocktail<br />
of what we enjoy – rap, electro, 80s Princesynths,<br />
but then stripping it back with leftfield<br />
and minimal elements too. Disco-notdisco<br />
seems to be the label we get a lot.<br />
PB: What can the audience expect from<br />
your live show?<br />
CS: I am repping PDE down-under, so<br />
it’s a mixture of my live set but with Robin’s<br />
grandiose production. It is more disco and<br />
high energy, I think. I love doing the set live<br />
because people really respond to it on the<br />
dance floor – and it’s fun.<br />
PB: Your records have been supported by<br />
the likes of James Murphy (DFA), Maurice<br />
Fulton, Horse Meat Disco, and Metro Area.<br />
How much has it helped to have such influential<br />
gatekeepers endorsing your music?<br />
CS: Having other artists validate our<br />
work is always awesome. Our German label<br />
works hard internationally so that helped<br />
our reputation mutate. I just try to enjoy all<br />
the genuine feedback and friendship that<br />
music brings. I don’t take that ‘cool co-sign’<br />
mentality too seriously but I appreciate it.<br />
PB: You can write, rap, sing, and play<br />
keyboards. What aren’t you any good at?<br />
CS: HA! Being rich, even-tempered, hungry,<br />
or a nice normal Kiwi girl.<br />
PB: What does the future hold for you<br />
and PDE?<br />
CS: A few more tricks up our sleeve perhaps<br />
… we will have to see where the changing<br />
wind, mood, and wi-fi take us!<br />
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FEATURE<br />
Miriam Richdale tracks the rise and rise of a brew called ParrotDog.<br />
FROM BATHTUB TO BEER BARONS<br />
How do you go from being a student<br />
living off the bare minimum, to<br />
establishing a new up-and-soonto<br />
be running brewery- situated<br />
in the heart of Wellington? You chuck some<br />
fermenters in the bathtub of your Aro St flat<br />
and just get started.<br />
Meet the boys from ParrotDog, the three<br />
frontmen who all go by the name of Matt<br />
and who are on their way to big and better<br />
things in terms of brewing craft beer.<br />
Matt Kristofski and Matt Warner first<br />
started fermenting and brewing small<br />
batches of craft beer in their Aro Valley flat,<br />
but little did they know it was the start of<br />
something big. With the addition of Matt<br />
Stevens at a later stage, brewing proved a<br />
solid hobby for the lads at ParrotDog.<br />
Due to their success at Beervana in 2011,<br />
with two out of four sessions won in the<br />
People’s Choice Award category, Parrot-<br />
Dog’s first commercial brew with their IPA<br />
‘BitterBitch’ had taken off. With a total sellout<br />
on the day, it’s clear they’re making a<br />
name for themselves in the world of craft<br />
beer.<br />
Brewing together for almost two years,<br />
the boys concocted mainly at their Aro<br />
Valley flat, with the large brews coming together<br />
at Mike’s Organic Brewery in New<br />
Plymouth. And because there was huge demand<br />
and not enough supply, it was time<br />
for ParrotDog to spread its wings.<br />
In terms of milestones, Beervana was<br />
seen as the launching platform for the guys,<br />
and with their win and demand for supply,<br />
adding their own brewery to the grist* was<br />
an obvious decision. With BitterBitch selling<br />
successfully, a few more brews could be<br />
added to the line-up.<br />
To date, the top three beers come in the<br />
form of:<br />
• ParrotDog BitterBitch<br />
(IPA, 6.3% alcohol by volume)<br />
• ParrotDog BloodHound<br />
(Red / Amber Ale, 6.7% abv)<br />
• ParrotDog FlaxenFeather<br />
(Blonde Ale, 5.5% abv)<br />
Craft beer has taken the capital by storm,<br />
with many places looking to brew their own.<br />
ParrotDog is one of the lucky ones fortunate<br />
enough to secure a permanent brewing spot<br />
on Vivian St.<br />
The name ParrotDog originally<br />
came from a flat parrot by the name of<br />
‘Schmee.’ Although this was a temporary<br />
name, with two of the Matts going by the<br />
nickname ‘Dog’ it was here to stay. With the<br />
name in the works there was only the need<br />
for a design to fit the name. They had their<br />
logo professionally designed by a friend in<br />
London. He was also called Matt.<br />
Turning brewing into a fulltime profession<br />
is next on the cards for the ParrotDog<br />
lads, with the idea to have a fully functioning<br />
brewery coming up in the next few<br />
months. In terms of craft beer, their aim is<br />
for keen consumers to be able to pop in to<br />
the site on Vivian St and sample some beer<br />
for themselves.<br />
The focus for ParrotDog in the coming<br />
months is to establish themselves further in<br />
the world of craft beer and get the brewery<br />
fully up and running. With that, the boys<br />
hope to make it to an array of beer festivals<br />
around New Zealand next year and possibly<br />
later in <strong>2012</strong> with Beervana.<br />
With Wellington said to be the biggest<br />
craft beer consuming region, ParrotDog’s<br />
advice to would-be brewers is to find that<br />
one recipe and refine it down to the last<br />
drop.<br />
The guys also hope to get an off-licence<br />
within the next six months so people can<br />
buy direct from the brewery. With the majority<br />
of the beer heading out to bars and<br />
supermarkets, the support behind Parrot-<br />
Dog has been a huge advantage.<br />
The boys say that with the help of social<br />
media, the word about craft beer, and<br />
more specifically ParrotDog itself, has<br />
been spread far further than the guys had<br />
thought possible.<br />
So if you’re looking for a cheeky brew<br />
or two, keep your eyes peeled for the next<br />
ParrotDog instalment – it’ll probably blow<br />
your socks off.<br />
* Brewers’ term for milled grains, or the<br />
combination of milled grains to be used in a<br />
particular brew.<br />
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96 97 98 99 100 101 102<br />
1<strong>03</strong> 104 105 106 107<br />
108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115<br />
116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123<br />
124 125 126 127 128<br />
129 130 131<br />
132 133 134<br />
136 137 138 139<br />
ACROSS<br />
1. Fib<br />
4. Hard to lift<br />
8. Brindled cat<br />
11. Craftsman<br />
16. Art stand<br />
18. Generosity in a game<br />
19. Governing<br />
21. Most furious<br />
23. Raising<br />
26. Latest<br />
28. Doled (out)<br />
30. Required<br />
32. Minuscule<br />
34. Woman’s title<br />
36. Wise saying<br />
38. TV monitor, ... screen<br />
39. Soup-serving spoon<br />
42. Section of intestine<br />
45. Priest’s community<br />
47. Conclusive evidence<br />
49. Communion table<br />
50. Twig homes<br />
53. Birthplace of St Francis<br />
55. Disturbance<br />
56. Expel from country<br />
57. Enlist (4,2)<br />
135<br />
59. Greek love god<br />
60. Designer, ... Saint Laurent<br />
61. Fool (self)<br />
63. Shadowed<br />
66. Spree<br />
68. Main fin<br />
70. Wily<br />
71. Feathered creature<br />
72. Peanut (sauce)<br />
73. Bank vault<br />
76. Take (exam)<br />
77. Coastal waters<br />
78. Asphalt<br />
79. Video player (1,1,1)<br />
81. Highly excited<br />
83. Bacteria<br />
85. This place<br />
86. Matched group<br />
88. Nuclear weapon, ... bomb<br />
90. Carpentry spikes<br />
91. Soundest of mind<br />
92. Close result, photo ...<br />
93. Solemn vow<br />
95. Angel’s ring<br />
96. Mean & nasty<br />
97. Oak kernels<br />
© Lovatts Publications<br />
100. Swing loosely<br />
102. Make beloved<br />
1<strong>03</strong>. Discourage<br />
105. Provide food<br />
106. Equine<br />
108. Embedded (in)<br />
110. Tier<br />
112. Low clouds<br />
114. Inhabit<br />
117. Soldier’s decoration<br />
119. Overly<br />
121. Glowing coal<br />
124. Gradually implant (ideas)<br />
127. Tenant<br />
129. Re-accommodates<br />
130. Clumsy<br />
131. Gripping (tale)<br />
132. Dull<br />
134. Patiently enduring (4-9)<br />
135. Enthusiastic<br />
136. Lives (at)<br />
137. Plush toy, ... bear<br />
138. Automobile body type<br />
139. Downpours<br />
DOWN<br />
1. Arrogant newcomer<br />
2. Without thinking<br />
3. Removes (spiral cap)<br />
5. Eventuated<br />
6. Covered (face)<br />
7. Yelp<br />
8. Leaf brew<br />
9. US astronaut, Edwin “Buzz”<br />
10. Harbour crossing<br />
12. More with-it<br />
13. Cowardice<br />
14. Every evening<br />
15. Scottish pattern<br />
17. Joined crowd brawl<br />
20. Animal den<br />
22. Use clippers<br />
24. Appliance cord<br />
25. Singer, ... Diamond<br />
27. Modify<br />
29. Man-made fibre<br />
31. Dogs, Great ...<br />
33. NYC landmark, ... State Building<br />
34. Thaw<br />
35. Wound crust<br />
37. Asphyxiated by fumes<br />
40. Frightened<br />
41. Flogs<br />
43. Via the mouth<br />
44. Pungent bulbs<br />
46. Hospital rooms<br />
48. Overthrowing<br />
51. Reticent<br />
52. Slopped over<br />
54. Enticement<br />
58. Quarantine<br />
62. Opt<br />
64. Fire crime<br />
65. Is brave enough<br />
66. Rural properties<br />
67. Garden entries<br />
69. Argentina’s Buenos ...<br />
71. Bleating sound<br />
74. Beyond, ... than<br />
75. Before (poetic)<br />
79. Assess worth of<br />
80. Swaying seats (7,6)<br />
82. Aplenty<br />
83. Quick look<br />
84. Hunting expedition<br />
85. Tallness<br />
86. Achingly comical (4-9)<br />
87. Prickle<br />
89. Golfer’s aide<br />
92. Sheep’s wool<br />
94. Headwear<br />
98. Honeycomb segments<br />
99. Common seasoning<br />
100. Protest march<br />
101. Mislays<br />
104. Actor, ... Murphy<br />
107. Unintoxicated<br />
109. Added up (to)<br />
111. Streak<br />
113. Sighted<br />
115. Roundhead general, Oliver ...<br />
116. Chaser<br />
118. Response<br />
120. Was in debt to<br />
122. Seance go-between<br />
123. Puts behind bars<br />
125. Creep lightly<br />
126. Slanted<br />
127. Pakistani city<br />
128. Mark of discredit<br />
133. Happily carefree<br />
134. Musical, ... Misérables<br />
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COLUMNS<br />
COLD BEER AND COLD NIGHTS DON’T MATCH…<br />
BEER GUY<br />
Daniel Hargreaves loves his<br />
hops, barely and yeast, and<br />
often writes blogs about the<br />
subject he enjoys so much.<br />
We tricked him into writing<br />
about all things beer for<br />
MASSIVE.<br />
We may have had fine weather<br />
in Welly lately but come 6pm the<br />
cold air begins to creep through<br />
windows and slightly open doors.<br />
The fire goes on. Winters fingers<br />
begin to close around its chilly<br />
palm and eventually form into an<br />
icy fist. The thing about ‘decent’<br />
beer is that they can match any<br />
occasion. Very few mass produced<br />
beers of the generic lager theme,<br />
can cajole feelings of warmth and<br />
comfort come winter.<br />
It’s simply my favourite time of<br />
year for drinking; sure a couple of<br />
cold ones on a hot summer’s day<br />
are great, and often needed. However<br />
to appreciate beer with food,<br />
or to truly drink a beer on merit<br />
over sheer refreshment value. The<br />
colder months are definitely time<br />
to indulge.<br />
The trouble with darker beers<br />
is that they are often the last style<br />
drinkers new to craft beer get in<br />
to. With Wellington’s all day dependence<br />
on caffeine and the<br />
wonderful coffee that is poured<br />
daily around the city it constantly<br />
surprises me that dark beer gets<br />
the press it should. Every Man,<br />
Woman and Child in this town<br />
has a palate for roasted, chocolatley,<br />
burnt toast, berry like flavours.<br />
Why should these nuances<br />
in beer put so many people off?<br />
For me it’s back to global machismo<br />
marketing, to the artificially<br />
gloopy stouts you see the world<br />
over, been consumed by old seadogs<br />
with nicotine stained hair.<br />
It’s time to drop this century old<br />
attitude that stout or porter is for;<br />
old men, ladies with anemia, or<br />
Ena Sharples!<br />
All this aside, dark beer can<br />
take many forms. Look out for<br />
the German inspired Schwarz<br />
beers or dark lagers, Mussel Inn<br />
Dark Horse and Hallertau Deception<br />
are well worth checking out.<br />
Something slightly more interesting<br />
would be Croucher Patriot a<br />
black IPA or my perennial favourite,<br />
Yeastie Boys, Pot Kettle Black.<br />
A beer that straddles the line between<br />
a black IPA and a hoppy<br />
porter. It tastes as good as ever at<br />
the minute and if you try a glass<br />
of this with a well-made chocolate<br />
brownie you’ll never drink a latte<br />
again!<br />
So what’s to do? Wait for a cold<br />
day, the wetter and more miserable<br />
the better, source one of the<br />
beers below, leave it out of the<br />
fridge for an hour and indulge,<br />
with a book or fine company It’s<br />
sure to start an impromptu gathering<br />
or moment to yourself that<br />
you won’t regret.<br />
8Wired Big Smoke: Does things<br />
to you that beer Shouldn’t be allowed<br />
to do. A NZ interpretation<br />
on the Rauchbier style<br />
Cassels and sons: Milk stout<br />
currently pouring from a number<br />
of handpulls around Welly, hard<br />
to find but well worth it.<br />
Renaissance Craftsman Chocolate<br />
Stout: Surely there is another<br />
batch due from the boys in Blenheim<br />
when it hits the shelves it<br />
will disappear, a must try.<br />
FLAT FEEDS<br />
Sam Bonney shows students<br />
how to feed your flat for less<br />
than $20<br />
Search $20 Flat Feeds NZ<br />
on Facebook for more cheap<br />
recipes<br />
CHINESE HONEY BEEF & PEPPER STIR-FRY<br />
Serves 4, $8.90-ish<br />
Ingredients:<br />
• 400g tenderised beef steak:<br />
$5.50 (This is the cheap steak<br />
that has cuts all over it. It’s<br />
extra chewy which I actually<br />
quite like. Mine came premarinated<br />
but if you can only<br />
get it plain, soak the beef in a<br />
bit of soy sauce and honey).<br />
• Half a bunch of spring onions:<br />
30c<br />
• Half a red onion: 20c<br />
• Half a yellow capsicum: 40c<br />
(enjoy these now while they<br />
are still cheapish! Winter is a<br />
scarce capsicum time).<br />
• Half thumb of ginger: 20c<br />
• 2 cloves garlic: almost nothing<br />
• ½ tsp of chilli flakes (opt): 20c<br />
• Tsp soy sauce: 10c<br />
• Tsp honey: 20c<br />
• ¾ of 400g pack of wide<br />
(10mm) rice noodles : $1.80<br />
Steps:<br />
If your meat isn’t already marinated<br />
you should do that a couple of<br />
hours beforehand and throw it in<br />
the fridge.<br />
Before you start on the other ingredients,<br />
cover the rice noodles<br />
with boiling water. When the rest<br />
is ready they will be too. Stir-fry is<br />
fast so you need to have all your<br />
cooking stuff ready to go. I chop<br />
from fastest to slowest and then<br />
cook my way back.<br />
Slice the spring onions, red onion<br />
and the capsicum. Set aside.<br />
Mince or finely chop the garlic.<br />
Grate the ginger. Set aside.<br />
Thinly slice the beef steak.<br />
Add steak to a very hot frypan.<br />
Stir frequently, but let it sit every<br />
now and then to get a scorchy<br />
brown in places.<br />
When the meat is browned on<br />
the outside, add garlic and ginger<br />
(and chilli if using) to pan. Move<br />
them around and then let them sit<br />
while you add the soy sauce and<br />
honey. Stir again.<br />
Tip in the onion, capsicum and<br />
spring onion. Keep it moving<br />
until the spring onion greens just<br />
start to wilt. You want stir-fry to<br />
be reasonably crunchy. Remove<br />
from the heat.<br />
Drain the noodles. Divide into<br />
bowls. Top with stir-fry mixture.<br />
Season with salt and pepper if<br />
desired. Boom – simple and fast.<br />
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LOOKING TO GET BOYS’ ATTENTION<br />
ASK A GURU<br />
Similar to the back of the bus,<br />
this is where all the juicy shit<br />
is. Each month we will answer<br />
your questions via. Formspring.me/massiveguruz<br />
Q: There are two boys walking<br />
around uni together. They’re really<br />
good looking and we want to<br />
get to know them. How can we get<br />
their attention and what would<br />
be a good conversation starter?<br />
From two girls who are in<br />
A: Easy. Show some skin. If these<br />
boys are heterosexual then showing<br />
skin will be all that you need<br />
to do. But if you two are the more<br />
conservative type, and don’t feel<br />
like coming across as sluzzaz,<br />
then follow these simple steps:<br />
Eye contact. It’s all in the sex eyes.<br />
When you see these boys walking<br />
past, stare like a tiger stalking<br />
its prey, and thanks to the laws<br />
of nature, it is an offer they can’t<br />
refuse. Once you’ve established<br />
eye contact, get rid of the stare,<br />
pout and look sexy. Make puppy<br />
dog eyes, purr like a kitten and<br />
create the smallest duck face possible,<br />
and don’t forget to smile.<br />
This is a baited hook these boys<br />
can’t refuse.<br />
You have laid down the groundwork.<br />
From this step, you need to<br />
start talking to them otherwise all<br />
this ‘looking hot for the boys’ will<br />
go to waste.<br />
After the third time you see<br />
them, and do that whole smiling<br />
duck puppy kitten face thing, then<br />
grow some big-girl balls and go<br />
talk to them.<br />
Don’t be boring. Don’t ask<br />
them how they are, but instead<br />
ask them who they are, what<br />
they do, where they live, who is<br />
their daddy and what does he do.<br />
This isn’t stalkerish, it’s showing<br />
you are confident, like Beyonce,<br />
my girlfriend, and that’s what us<br />
males love. Confidence is hawt.<br />
If you pull this off successfully,<br />
then the conversation should just<br />
flow.<br />
However, if this doesn’t work,<br />
the boys are either loners who<br />
watch the History Channel and<br />
masturbate to it, or they are just<br />
not interested because they are either<br />
gay, or already in a relationship<br />
with another fly honey. If it<br />
is the latter, then snap yo fingerz<br />
gurl, and remember that you are<br />
independent black women who<br />
don’t need no man, and come<br />
find me, I’ll talk to you and love<br />
you … forever.<br />
Five steps to kissing a girl<br />
properly<br />
• Make sure she actually wants to kiss<br />
you. If she doesn’t, you are a rapist.<br />
•When the moment arrives, and you<br />
will both know it, stare deeply into her<br />
eyes and caress her head with your<br />
hand. If she is kinky, pull her hair a bit.<br />
• Ensure your lips are moist, breath<br />
is fresh, and you have nothing in your<br />
mouth.<br />
• Go in for the kiss. I don’t mean a fullon<br />
tongue-in-the-mouth, salvia-goingeverywhere,<br />
gobby-noises-being-made<br />
type of kiss. Put your lips on her lips,<br />
gently opening your mouth, no tongue<br />
as of yet.<br />
• Take short breaks from kissing,<br />
admiring her beauty when not. After<br />
five minutes of this ‘I love you’ kissing,<br />
now is the time to unleash the beast.<br />
Slip your tongue in ever so slightly,<br />
brushing her tongue with yours, and<br />
if you are lucky, she’ll receprocate by<br />
offering you sex.<br />
PREPARING FOR BLOCKBUSTER SEASON<br />
FILM BUFFED<br />
Paul Berrington seems to<br />
know everything in the world<br />
about film, and wants you to<br />
as wel<br />
It is almost here, that time of<br />
year when blockbusters take over<br />
the cinema, and <strong>2012</strong> is no different,<br />
with a huge number of films<br />
on the horizon. In New Zealand<br />
we have seen a few attempts to<br />
beat the oncoming wave of event<br />
cinema in May and June, Gary<br />
Ross’ The Hunger Games has<br />
been well received by critics and<br />
fans, yet another autumn release,<br />
Wrath of the Titans, continues<br />
Hollywood’s inability to bring<br />
Greek mythology to life successfully.<br />
The director of that film,<br />
Jonathan Liebesman is currently<br />
in pre-production for Teenage<br />
Mutant Ninja Turtles, due for release<br />
in early 2013.<br />
Perhaps the most impressive<br />
looking blockbuster of the new<br />
season looks to be Ridley Scott’s<br />
science fiction epic Prometheus,<br />
featuring an incredible cast<br />
– Michael Fassbender, Charlize<br />
Theron, Idris Elba, Guy Pearce –<br />
and a trailer that suggests it may<br />
be a prequel to his original Alien<br />
film, as a group of scientists explore<br />
the origins of mankind in a<br />
distant solar system.<br />
Extensive hype also surrounds<br />
Christopher Nolan’s third Batman<br />
movie The Dark Knight<br />
Rises, which looks like taking the<br />
series to new heights in terms<br />
of special effects and intensity,<br />
with Tom Hardy’s masked villain<br />
Bane looking ferociously evil, a<br />
new Catwoman in Anne Hathaway,<br />
and a trailer that leaves you<br />
rattled by devastating action sequences.<br />
Nolan regulars Joseph<br />
Gordon-Levitt and Marion Cotillard<br />
star alongside big names<br />
Christian Bale, Liam Neeson, and<br />
Michael Caine. Expect the film to<br />
set new box office records on its<br />
release in July.<br />
I’m probably risking life and<br />
limb by saying this, but the trailer<br />
to The Hobbit: An Unexpected<br />
Journey left me a little underwhelmed.<br />
Still Martin Freeman<br />
looks born to play Bilbo Baggins,<br />
and all of the cast from the Lord<br />
of the Rings Trilogy have returned.<br />
No doubt it will be a cut<br />
above the usual blockbuster, yet<br />
with the novel being split in two<br />
and of another six hours of elves<br />
and wizards to add to the nine<br />
hours that already exist. I have to<br />
admit I’m slightly skeptical.<br />
Due in May, Men in Black III<br />
looks to thrill and amuse with<br />
Will Smith travelling back to the<br />
60s to prevent the assassination<br />
of partner Agent K, Tommy Lee<br />
Jones, and played as a younger<br />
man in black by Josh Brolin. The<br />
most promising feature though is<br />
the casting of Jermaine Clement<br />
as the villain, Boris. Also exciting<br />
is the fact that Buffy the Vampire<br />
Slayer creator Joss Whedon is at<br />
the helm of The Avengers, the story<br />
of S.H.I.E.L.D., a peacekeeping<br />
agency made up of Marvel Comics<br />
superheroes Samuel L. Jackson,<br />
Robert Downey JR., and Scarlett<br />
Johansson lead another strong<br />
cast.<br />
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REVIEWS<br />
THE HUNGER GAMES<br />
Paul Berrington<br />
FILM<br />
<strong>2012</strong><br />
Directed by<br />
Gary Ross<br />
Produced by<br />
Nina Jacobson, John Kilik<br />
Staring<br />
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh<br />
Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson,<br />
Stanley Tucci, and Lenny Kravitz<br />
Despite the occasionally illogical<br />
plotting and overly detailed<br />
back story, this film adaptation<br />
of Suzanne Collins’ The Hunger<br />
Games is a surprisingly accomplished<br />
affair, with the lead performance<br />
of Jennifer Lawrence<br />
raising the film above the mediocrity<br />
of the much-compared Twilight<br />
series.<br />
Set in a dystopian world where<br />
an apocalyptic event has left society<br />
in ruins, one powerful state,<br />
the Capitol, controls another<br />
twelve districts through the use<br />
of power and force. The title of<br />
the film relates to a competition<br />
in which two children - one male<br />
and one female - are taken from<br />
each district once a year to fight<br />
to the death until a single winner<br />
is found. The event is the most<br />
popular source of entertainment<br />
in the wealthy Capitol, mirroring<br />
our own fascination with reality<br />
television, yet is seen as way to<br />
control by the ruling class and<br />
feared by those in the districts.<br />
When her sister is chosen, Katniss<br />
Everdean (Lawrence) becomes<br />
the first-ever volunteer from District<br />
12, and is whisked away to a<br />
world of glamour and grotesque.<br />
Soon intense training and grand<br />
ceremony turn Katniss from naïve<br />
teenager into a formidably popular<br />
heroine, and with the help of<br />
mentor, former winner Haymitch<br />
Abernathy (an excellent Woody<br />
Harrelson), she is sent into battle.<br />
The opening scenes in District<br />
12 are brilliantly filmed, creating<br />
a setting that looks a lot like<br />
America during the great depression.<br />
Indeed the first section of<br />
the film is powerful and claustrophobic,<br />
positioning the viewer<br />
very close to Katniss and her<br />
overwhelming experiences. While<br />
another strength is the refusal by<br />
director Gary Ross (Seabiscuit,<br />
Pleasantville) to tone down the<br />
violence of the books for the big<br />
screen, which is often intense and<br />
shocking, without being overly<br />
explicit. The problem is that once<br />
the games start, the film becomes<br />
messy, with too much going on in<br />
terms of detail, and an ignorance<br />
of structural logic. Author Collins<br />
developed the script, and you get<br />
the feeling that a treatment might<br />
have tightened these flawed elements.<br />
Despite these structural<br />
faults The Hunger Games is both<br />
a compelling and ironic film. The<br />
totalitarian world of Panem is<br />
brought to life successfully and<br />
the costume design is particularly<br />
outstanding. The mood throughout<br />
is a suitably grim, if only the<br />
pacing could have matched it.<br />
NME - C86<br />
Tim Cederwall<br />
ALBUM<br />
1986<br />
Label<br />
Rough Trade,<br />
New Musical Express<br />
Compiled by<br />
Neil Taylor, Adrian Thrills, Roy Carr<br />
The year was 1986. The United<br />
Nations proclaimed it to be the<br />
international year of peace, the<br />
Oprah Winfrey show premiered<br />
and Tina Turner received a Star<br />
on the Hollywood walk of fame.<br />
Your humble narrator had only<br />
recently been a twinkle in his father’s<br />
eye and Don Johnston hysteria<br />
was gripping the civilized<br />
world. In spite of this, and in the<br />
far reaches of the United Kingdom,<br />
a musical movement was<br />
choking into life.<br />
British musical history often<br />
reads as if all Sony Walkmans<br />
fell silent between the rise of the<br />
Smiths in the early ‘80s and the<br />
emergence of the Stone Roses in<br />
the early ‘90s. The C86 scene is<br />
increasingly being viewed as the<br />
long forgotten footsteps between<br />
these two landmarks.<br />
Now the concept of jangly guitars<br />
and the New Musical Express<br />
I must admit does raise all<br />
manor of red flags today. But In<br />
1986 a time when Freddy Mercury<br />
was blowing minds by the<br />
thousand across the world, C86<br />
was about as reactionary as possible<br />
and truly served as the birth<br />
of modern Indie music.<br />
The NME had been releasing<br />
mail order compilations for some<br />
time. As a follow up to the popular<br />
C81 cassette C86, was an encapsulation<br />
of a group of musical<br />
forbears that have, for the most<br />
part since, been either marginalised<br />
or forgotten. The compilation<br />
comprises of a few widely remembered<br />
bands although musically<br />
from start to finish you are met<br />
with a strong feeling of familiarity.<br />
This is where an interesting<br />
idea arises; these songs that seem<br />
often so immediately familiar<br />
were uttered over a decade before<br />
their innovations reached the<br />
masses. Popular bands such as<br />
the Artic Monkeys and Franz Ferdinand<br />
have a lot to thank these<br />
bands for as well as the birth of<br />
some great record labels such as<br />
rough trade and creation records.<br />
The album as a whole does<br />
not fit a tight categorisation of a<br />
movement greatly sharing limited<br />
influences. It, in fact, resembles<br />
an often shambolic collection of<br />
raw ideas. But what they do share<br />
is an ethos of anti-glam rock and<br />
gritty low-fi punk influenced recordings.<br />
The fact that this record remains<br />
primarily overlooked by<br />
the masses is true to the attitudes<br />
of the bands at the time and their<br />
lack of ambition for ever making<br />
the musical discovery as authentic<br />
now as it ever has been.<br />
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MASS EFFECT 3<br />
Allan Werner<br />
GAME<br />
<strong>2012</strong><br />
Platform<br />
Playstation 3, X-Box 360, PC<br />
The sci-fi epic of its time in<br />
gaming concluded last month<br />
with the release of Mass Effect<br />
3. The games appeal comes from<br />
its incredibly deep and developed<br />
lore and the capacity for the decisions<br />
the player makes throughout<br />
the series to impact upon the<br />
direction the narrative takes. Set<br />
in the future with themes of deep<br />
space exploration, inter-species<br />
relations and synthetic (Artificial<br />
Intelligence) – organic cohabitation,<br />
the game has been very<br />
popular, boasting 3.2 million sold<br />
as of March 24 (according to VG-<br />
Chartz). Unfortunately, the ending<br />
sucked. In the last ten minutes<br />
players are funnelled into one of<br />
three options, all of which lead to<br />
an almost identical conclusion:<br />
one with gigantic plot holes. A vocal<br />
minority has been very loud<br />
on the internet fuelling what has<br />
now turned into quite the controversy.<br />
The Retake Mass Effect online<br />
petition is an effort now winding<br />
down which garnered a lot of attention.<br />
Its goal was to petition<br />
Bioware, the company behind<br />
Mass Effect, to provide changed<br />
or additional end game content in<br />
the light that those who felt unfulfilled<br />
by the games ending(s) desired<br />
something more. The petition<br />
presented arguments for the<br />
change and specified about a few<br />
key areas those in support would<br />
have liked resolved. The claims<br />
were not unsolicited. Fills for plot<br />
holes, explanations of untouched<br />
outcomes and a more decisive,<br />
epic conclusion for the protagonist<br />
were requested.<br />
It’s clear that the notion of the<br />
petition may have touched on<br />
a sense of entitlement amongst<br />
gamers. IGN’s Colin Moriarty,<br />
Playstation editor and prominent<br />
podcast personality has touted<br />
his opinion about the petition<br />
and wider controversy receiving<br />
mixed reactions from the internet.<br />
Moriarty argues fiction is<br />
an artistic expression of somebody’s<br />
vision and to ask someone<br />
to change THEIR vision because<br />
YOU didn’t like it is selfish and<br />
wrong and I agree. Imagine a<br />
blockbuster movie being re-released<br />
with a new ending because<br />
some people didn’t like the original<br />
conclusion.<br />
Its understandable fans may<br />
feel ripped off; I wasn’t particularly<br />
thrilled with the ending. But<br />
there’s a right and wrong way to<br />
go about it and asking someone to<br />
change THEIR vision is a front to<br />
the creative artistic process.<br />
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