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HULK ON HOMES<br />
Article by Jeff Kocur, Art by James Zintel<br />
Years ago, the Incredible Hulk<br />
became a household name<br />
by showing puny humans how<br />
devastating his strength could be<br />
when pestered by the military and<br />
superhuman villains. Nowadays,<br />
the Hulk has focused his rage on<br />
poorly constructed homes. His<br />
team of approved home inspectors<br />
is providing the most thorough,<br />
high quality<br />
home inspection<br />
services available.<br />
A heart-wrenching<br />
letter has led The<br />
Hulk to the front<br />
door of a homeowner<br />
named Mike Steel. His<br />
trailer unit and those in his trailer<br />
park, located close to super-villain<br />
prison The Raft, sustained major<br />
damage from the latest super-villain<br />
breakout led by Electro which<br />
freed all the prisoners.<br />
“Hulk get stupid letter. Hulk see<br />
if trailer worth saving”<br />
The damage done to the trailers<br />
is the fourth time in the last 3<br />
years that a prison breakout has<br />
affected Mr Steel’s home.<br />
“Hulk not laugh so hard since he<br />
punched Galactus in rear end.”<br />
Starting with the roof, Hulk suggests<br />
some changes.<br />
“Maybe use admantan, andaman,<br />
alamanta, umm Wolverine bits to<br />
hold roof together. Hulk hit Wolverine<br />
hard and he not break.”<br />
Moving onto the interior lighting<br />
and wiring Hulk suggests some<br />
changes.<br />
“Hulk rip out lights. Actually<br />
Hulk hit head on lights, get mad<br />
and rip out lights.”<br />
“HULK NOT LAUGH SO HARD<br />
SINCE HE PUNCHED GALACTUS<br />
IN REAR END.”<br />
Checking the flooring, Hulk<br />
observes some problems with the<br />
original construction.<br />
“Hulk find lots of holes in floor.<br />
Look like Hulk footprints.<br />
Oh... They are Hulks footprints.”<br />
A further inspection on the interior<br />
walls reveals improper fitting<br />
and mudding in the drywall.<br />
“Hulk can see where poor workmanship<br />
has led to problems.<br />
Not enough care was taken in<br />
the fitting and cutting stage. Ha<br />
ha. Hulk sound like Holmes on<br />
Homes.”<br />
Going around the back, Hulk sees<br />
the patio concrete pad is uneven<br />
and cracked.<br />
“Look like result of Umar** and<br />
Hulk wrestling match.”<br />
Finally, Hulk gives his opinion on<br />
Mr Steel’s trailer home.<br />
“Hulk think trailer not worth<br />
saving. Easier to smash then buy<br />
new trailer.”<br />
Hulk then gives some final tips<br />
that might help Mr. Steel when<br />
future prison break-outs occur.<br />
“Maybe move. Hulk not live<br />
near prison. That is dumb.”<br />
** Umar: A vastly powerful,<br />
sadistic and hedonistic, immortal<br />
sorceress, and sister of the mystic<br />
entity Dormammu.<br />
She finds the Hulk attractive,<br />
and has tried to make him into<br />
her personal enforcer and sexslave.<br />
Jordan Ratzlaff<br />
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