An Example of a Teaching Essay - Goddard College's Intranet
An Example of a Teaching Essay - Goddard College's Intranet
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<strong>Teaching</strong> <strong>Essay</strong>, Ken Damerow<br />
Cartoon Wishes<br />
I wish that my friend had a kitty and Sponge Bob from the Pacific, but that he would<br />
be blue.<br />
I wish Yogi Bear could ride a black lion all the way across the universe.<br />
I wish Sponge Bob could ride a tiger’s chopper with Pawlser to my house and give<br />
me that chopper and an orange country chopper helmet.<br />
I wish Dora the Explorer could find a purple monkey in a church.<br />
I wish Bugs Bunny could play with an orange basketball with a monkey on a baseball<br />
diamond.<br />
I wish Tweedy Bird could hop with a blue bunny to China.<br />
I wish my house was purple if it had a bird on it, and it was a blue jay.<br />
I wish I had two pink and green fairy odd parents so they can po<strong>of</strong> me an elephant<br />
to step on people.<br />
I wish Patrick would ride a pink whale with yellow spots.<br />
I wish Marvin the Martian could ride on a dolphin into Lake Michigan.<br />
I wish Marik Ishtar would team up with me, and we beat everybody in the world and<br />
wear black, purple, and gold and rode tigers.<br />
I wish Pooh bear would ride on a turquoise dog to the sun.<br />
I wish Asia would turn Tweedy Bird into a red leech.<br />
I wish Bugs Bunny was blue and could ride a bull.<br />
I wish Bugs Bunny and all the bunnies a green Christmas in Heaven.<br />
I wish Sponge Bob a white Christmas with a whale.<br />
I wish Timmy Tuner can ride a pink starfish all the way down south.<br />
I wish Yu-Gi-Oh would come to my house on a woodchuck that is orange and give<br />
me a little beaver, and they would dump <strong>of</strong>f a bridge.<br />
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