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Rules for Blokes: (continued)<br />

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when<br />

you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless<br />

supermodel... and it's free.<br />

12. Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed<br />

to kick another bloke in the nuts.<br />

13. Unless you're in prison, or a film, never fight naked.<br />

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.<br />

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.<br />

16. Women who claim the "love to watch sports" must be treated as<br />

spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability<br />

to drink as much as the other sports watchers.<br />

17. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death<br />

girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and<br />

threw it into a ceiling fan. to be continued....<br />

1415! time for Azincourt<br />

FREE T-SHIRT LET “FIRST-ON” KNOW YOUR SIZE.<br />

25/26th May 2002<br />

Weekend trip: Coach about 9 am on Sat 25th,<br />

Evening Meal, B & B, Run and Piss-up, return Evening<br />

Sunday 26th.<br />

We need names urgently to book the coach. Contact<br />

SBJ/GM, ET-020 8560 1384 or any committee<br />

member. And don’t forget what SBJ said :<br />

“The whole thing will not be more than £60 for travel, bed,<br />

breakfast, dinner and lunch”<br />

Sumptuous gourmet (gourmand?) menu available on request - NO<br />

Kosher/Vogon/VegHead options available<br />

Directions:<br />

Run 1412<br />

Date<br />

Hares<br />

Venue<br />

On On<br />

SSA<br />

OS<br />

05-May-02<br />

Ratty and Redeye<br />

Woldingham<br />

Botley Hill Farm Pub<br />

New ??, Old 93E1<br />

TQ 385546 (LR187)<br />

Take exit 6 on M25 towards Godstone. Follow B2235<br />

towards Godstone 400 yards. Turn left at Roundabout on<br />

A25 towards Oxted. Turn Left at small lane Flowers Lane.<br />

Continue for 2.5 Miles to T jctn, turn right along the Ridge.<br />

Follow for 0.7 miles and Park in small Car Park on right.<br />

Limited space so park tight. Latecomers park along main<br />

road. On-On Botley Hill Farm Pub follow main Ridge road for<br />

1 Mile then turn left B269 and Pub is 200 yards on left.<br />

Receding Hareline:<br />

1413 12-May Puffer, Bumble Peaslake<br />

1414 19-May Icepyck Shere / Albury?<br />

1415 26-May ET and SBJ Azincourt<br />

1416 02-Jun OnSec & Chunderos<br />

Golden Jubilee Party<br />

Bookham - TBA<br />

1417 09-Jun Bald Eagle Winterfold<br />

1418 16-Jun GM Birthday Run<br />

1419 23-Jun<br />

1420 30-Jun Timbo<br />

Tequill’over<br />

47 Dowlans Road<br />

Great Bookham<br />

Surrey<br />

KT23 4LF<br />

Back to Page 1<br />

To SH3OnSec HomePage<br />

sh3onsec@bigfoot.com<br />

www.bigfoot.com/~sh3onsec

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