KINGSWOOD FOR LIFE
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THE AMBASSADOR'S SPIN<br />
The guy's name is Michael. But, don't ever address him as such. He is<br />
KLAUS, plain and simple. He has been with us for 21 of Kingswood's 31<br />
summers under the Wipfler banner. As Head Counselor, he makes knowing<br />
every boy his prime camp duty. He is everybody's best friend, UNLESS he has<br />
donned his black trench coat, black hat and dark sunglasses, whereupon he<br />
transforms into the mean Mr. Ambassador (from nowhere to nowhere). His<br />
mission is to smash every egg to bits during the infamous Egg Drop<br />
competition. He's got a great way with sarcasm and we think you will enjoy his<br />
biting wit at each rendition of the KFL. Take it away Mr. Ambassador.<br />
Hi Kingswood alum both distant and recent. While<br />
many of you distant alum have no idea who I am since I<br />
started in 1995 as a ten year old, this is my 21st summer<br />
coming up and Mr. Wiff has not found a way to get rid of me<br />
yet. He still loves giving out random titles and Czardoms and I<br />
have many now, my favorite being Director of the Junior<br />
Camp (Kingswood has never had a separate Junior Camp, yet<br />
I have been the Director of it for a good long while now).<br />
I was deeply inspired by the various Kingswood<br />
"traditions" that the Wiffs promised to keep in the summer of<br />
1985. Kingswood is a camp deeply steeped in traditions. From<br />
Egg Drops to Haunted Houses, Pemi Day to movie nights, the<br />
big events of Kingswood seemingly have not changed in my<br />
soon-to-be 21 year tenure. The more "subtle" traditions have<br />
been even more intractable: counselors scrambling for a pencil<br />
to take down a roster on a paper plate, line frisbee's "three<br />
halves," legendary dining hall bits hastily put together with<br />
randomly chosen garb from the attic.<br />
Okay, some of the promised traditions have stuck<br />
around the whole time. Bow and Arrow has not been<br />
forgotten and is as strong as ever, even though some advances<br />
have prevailed (skits are now movies, for example), the<br />
Five-Year Dinner has become a cookout with steaks for the<br />
old-timers, and this mysterious "Gravy Boat" has been<br />
transformed into a United States Post Office truck that comes<br />
daily with more sugar than a child could eat without getting<br />
sick.<br />
However, some of the "traditions" listed here have gone off the<br />
wayside and I WANT TO KNOW WHY.<br />
The Volvo Tennis Day Trip. I have been Czar of<br />
tennis for at least twelve years and I have never heard of this<br />
event. Did the old, ant-infested courts of Roland Kingswood<br />
host a sponsored tournament? Did we ever have enough<br />
players to be worthy of driving to a tournament outside of our<br />
beloved Baker Valley?<br />
The Kingswood Fair. Every second session we go to<br />
the North Haverhill Fair to get in touch with our New<br />
Hampshire roots through watching pig races, cars run into<br />
each other, woodsmen throwing and chopping, and carneys<br />
desperately trying to rip us off (Mr. Wiff's quote "NOW<br />
LOOK IT: you give those people a ten and they give you two<br />
back" comes to mind), but I have never heard of a Kingswood<br />
Fair. Rob Wiff has been demanding a Circus Parade for as<br />
longs as I can remember....is this the event?<br />
The Magic Show. I have no idea what kind of "magic"<br />
has been produced by the Kingswood staff, but I would like to<br />
bring this back for another attempt. Perhaps the Great<br />
Zucchini, Eric Knaus, will grace us with his presence for a few<br />
pointed demonstrations.<br />
Until next rant, look for me with megaphone in hand<br />
commenting on whatever I come across.<br />
-Klaus