EBooks Are - Dana Marie Bell

Interlude the FirstBunny slapped his hands over his ears and lalala’d at the top of his lungs. Next to him,Eric looked nauseous.There was no way he was listening to a tale of his parents getting their freak on.No.Way.“Aw, c’mon.” Will poked Bunny in the side. “Don’t you want to hear how your momjingled my bells?”Eric gagged.Bunny was horrified. “No. No, I do not.” There weren’t enough yoga and deep breathingexercises in the freakin’ world. God, he hated it when his parents did this shit. Just because hewas an adult and knew what his penis was really for, they thought it was okay to talk about…About…He shuddered. The egg nog was going to curdle in his stomach, he just knew it.Barb winked at Tabby, who looked utterly fascinated. “We didn’t have sex until after heshowed me his Bear.”“You really thought he was a vampire?” Tabby was grinning so hard he thought her facemight split.“I was human.” Barb shrugged. “Sue me.”As Will picked up the tale, Bunny prayed his father would keep the, er, tail out of it.21