A HANGINGTALES OF WOE(SELF-RELEASE)If you like go<strong>in</strong>g to punk or metal shows<strong>in</strong> New Orleans, chances are you’ve seen<strong>the</strong>se local thrashers. It’s <strong>the</strong>ir first release(that I know of) s<strong>in</strong>ce Food for Rats cameout years ago, and it comes with a bit of apersonnel change. Alix has s<strong>in</strong>ce departed<strong>the</strong> band, leav<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> vocal duties toguitarist Scorilla. The “legendary” BobbyParanoize has s<strong>in</strong>ce jo<strong>in</strong>ed <strong>the</strong>m on bassand round<strong>in</strong>g out <strong>the</strong> three piece l<strong>in</strong>eup is<strong>the</strong> awesome Billy Bones (one of <strong>the</strong> moreexcellent and consistent drummers thiscity has produced). This short four-song/n<strong>in</strong>e-m<strong>in</strong>ute teaser (hopefully a precursorto a full length) goes by really fast. Nolyric sheet <strong>in</strong>cluded, but with songs like“Crucify Him” and “I’ll Be Damned,”you can guess <strong>the</strong>y’re not s<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g teenybopper pop love songs. Heavy thrashriffs similar to D.R.I. and deep gutturalvocals that rem<strong>in</strong>d me of Mike fromLogical Nonsense. If this sounds upyour alley, you can check out this releaseat ahang<strong>in</strong>g504.bandcamp.com. ––CarlElversANDY KAUFMANANDY AND HIS GRANDMOTHER(DRAG CITY)It’s entirely possible that had <strong>the</strong>re beenno Andy Kaufman, <strong>the</strong>re would havebeen a major delay <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> ma<strong>in</strong>stream<strong>in</strong>gof sometimes uncomfortable humor about<strong>the</strong> everyday, like <strong>the</strong> k<strong>in</strong>d Jerry Se<strong>in</strong>feldand Larry David brought to Se<strong>in</strong>feld andCurb Your Enthusiasm (respectively), Penn& Teller weave through <strong>the</strong>ir expla<strong>in</strong>it-allmagic shows, and Lena Dunhamhas put on display <strong>in</strong> Girls. Andy And HisGrandmo<strong>the</strong>r offers a glimpse via selectedtape record<strong>in</strong>gs of Kaufman’s madmethods. Some of <strong>the</strong>m are baldly funny,as <strong>in</strong> “Andy Loves His Tape Recorder,”a series of objections to his tap<strong>in</strong>g ofpeople’s conversations by <strong>the</strong> people<strong>the</strong>mselves strung toge<strong>the</strong>r <strong>in</strong> a rapidfireprogression, and “Andy Can Talk ToAnimals.” Some of <strong>the</strong>m search for <strong>the</strong>absurdity <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> way we speak and <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>th<strong>in</strong>gs we consider taboo subjects: “Whyis it that nobody understands that... <strong>the</strong>k<strong>in</strong>d of conversations that nobody wantsme to tape are <strong>the</strong> k<strong>in</strong>d of conversationsthat should be taped?” Kaufman exclaims<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> middle of a frank discussion with awoman about sex, conception, abortionand relationships. There are some primeexamples of classic Kaufman put-ons,evident <strong>in</strong> how he pits two women aga<strong>in</strong>steach o<strong>the</strong>r <strong>in</strong> “(Honk) vs. (Dog) A & B,”and <strong>in</strong> “Sleep Comedy,” a bizarre takeon hypnosis record<strong>in</strong>gs. Though <strong>the</strong> bitson this album were not of Kaufman’schoos<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>the</strong>re’s enough on here to holdup to repeated listens and give a fullerpicture of Kaufman’s particular comedicgenius for collaps<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> l<strong>in</strong>es betweenreal life and staged hilarity. ––LeighCheckmanBALLZACK AND ODOMSACE N ERNIE(SNOWBALL STAND)The premise of Ballzack and Odoms’first album <strong>in</strong> years f<strong>in</strong>ds <strong>the</strong> two tak<strong>in</strong>gon <strong>the</strong> personas of junior high-agedkids Ace and Ernie, who embark on apartnership born <strong>in</strong> a school hallway,fused <strong>in</strong> “Hobgobl<strong>in</strong> Demon Draw<strong>in</strong>g”(presumably scrawled <strong>in</strong> pen on a denimcladb<strong>in</strong>der, or on <strong>the</strong> back of a sleevelessdenim jacket), and driven to do one th<strong>in</strong>g:become Satanist heavy metal rock stars<strong>in</strong> a world more attuned to hip-hop hits.Hav<strong>in</strong>g satirized regionalism <strong>in</strong> songs like“Ra<strong>in</strong>bow In Marrero” and <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> AvenueQ-puppetry of Lil Doogie, <strong>the</strong> duo turnsto explod<strong>in</strong>g metal’s clichés <strong>in</strong> AceNErniewith gusto, putt<strong>in</strong>g records on and play<strong>in</strong>g<strong>the</strong>m “Backwards” for <strong>the</strong>ir messages,referenc<strong>in</strong>g horror flicks, H.P. Lovecraftand pentagrams at every opportunity, andeven creat<strong>in</strong>g some death bounce with“Bounce For The Blood.” This extendedmetal fantasy, as explored through rap,culm<strong>in</strong>ates <strong>in</strong> “The Dark Scary Woods,”<strong>in</strong> which <strong>the</strong> two metalheads are facedwith a choice that can only end badly...or will it? More than a comedic romp,AceNErnie’s songs hold up well on <strong>the</strong>irown musically, keep<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> horrors and<strong>the</strong> beats go<strong>in</strong>g. The biggest problem withBallzack and Odoms’ latest? It’s tough toplay a downloadable album backwards.––Leigh CheckmanBIPOLAROIDSUPERNATURAL BEAUTY(GET HIP)The latest 45 from NOLA pysch-popkeeper of <strong>the</strong> flame Ben Glover is pure60s worship, without hardly a corner cut<strong>in</strong> its faithful reproduction of that bygoneera—though it’s hard to f<strong>in</strong>d any rightangles on this record or Vikki Vaden’sloopy artwork. Glover claims Syd Barrettas his muse and if you played this recordfor anyone just crawl<strong>in</strong>g out of a bombshelter, you might conv<strong>in</strong>ce <strong>the</strong>m <strong>the</strong>British Invasion is still <strong>in</strong> full sw<strong>in</strong>g. Thetitle track is a blurry-eyed, early morn<strong>in</strong>gshuffle (possibly from be<strong>in</strong>g up all night),eased along by a few well-placed churchbells and soft background coo<strong>in</strong>g; and<strong>the</strong> video (on Get Hip’s website) makesexcellent use of <strong>the</strong> 9th Ward’s “Endof <strong>the</strong> World” stretch of levee. Side B’s“Beautiful (In <strong>the</strong> Morn<strong>in</strong>g)” is ano<strong>the</strong>rstudied track <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> same ve<strong>in</strong> and teases<strong>the</strong> forthcom<strong>in</strong>g Tw<strong>in</strong> Language LP (also onGet Hip), due <strong>in</strong> August. —Dan FoxBOARDS OF CANADATOMORROW’S HARVEST(WARP)After an eight-year hiatus and a recentsuccession of cryptic clues and onl<strong>in</strong>evideos, Boards of Canada have f<strong>in</strong>allyreleased Tomorrow’s Harvest <strong>in</strong> all of itslong-awaited, gloomy glory. Whilefans of <strong>the</strong> Scottish IDM duo willimmediately recognize ambient andanalog <strong>the</strong>mes exclusive to BoC, <strong>the</strong>ywill also notice those <strong>the</strong>mes tak<strong>in</strong>g on adarker role. Still adher<strong>in</strong>g to a simple songstructure, <strong>the</strong> 17 tracks on Harvest playlike an eerie backdrop to impend<strong>in</strong>gdoom and <strong>the</strong> life that is to come afterit. “Telepath” features groggy vocalsound bytes and feels like it was pluckedstraight out of a movie about <strong>in</strong>tergalacticespionage, while “New Seeds” and “SickTimes” are suggestive <strong>in</strong> title alone, butprovide some of <strong>the</strong> brighter momentsof <strong>the</strong> entire album <strong>in</strong> tone. As weav<strong>in</strong>goscillators and choked-off beats cont<strong>in</strong>ueto swirl out of <strong>the</strong>ir cache of handcraftedsounds, tracks like “Noth<strong>in</strong>g is Real” and“Palace Posy” almost feel like a call backto <strong>the</strong>ir 1998 debut, Music Has <strong>the</strong> Rightto Children. But now, given <strong>the</strong> context ofimplied demise, <strong>the</strong>se tracks seem to carrya lot more weight than those on Children.Tomorrow’s Harvest is, by far, <strong>the</strong> darkestBoC album to date, but it is also <strong>the</strong> mostambitious and cohesive. —Kev<strong>in</strong> ComardaCLASSHOLEDEMOS(SELF-RELEASE)Ano<strong>the</strong>r New Orleans “super group”with an excellent l<strong>in</strong>e-up: Matt Muscle(ex-Mang<strong>in</strong>a, Tirefire) on vocals, PaulWebb (multi-talented <strong>in</strong>strumentalist) ondrums, Gary Mader (Hawgjaw, EHG,Headwoundz, etc.) on guitar and GrantTom (Mounta<strong>in</strong> of Wizard, ex-haarp, etc.)on bass (<strong>the</strong> first band I’ve seen him playbass for). I was lucky enough to get anunmastered CDr last year of <strong>the</strong>se elevensongs, but this is now a proper democassette release with fancy artwork (handscuffed giv<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> middle f<strong>in</strong>ger to society)and lyrics (yes!). Similar to Matt’s previousprojects, it’s fast, loud, snotty and verypissed off: “my life’s a total wreck, fuckeveryone I meet, I can’t stand anyth<strong>in</strong>gI see” (from “Frustrated”) or “trapped<strong>in</strong> a world of shit, wander directionless,I see you’re dense, a<strong>in</strong>’t got no sense”(from “Corrupted”). This is <strong>the</strong> type ofhardcore New Orleans has been wait<strong>in</strong>gfor! I suggest you bottle up all youraggression and take it out on everyonenext time <strong>the</strong>y play Siberia or Saturn Bar.This is music for <strong>the</strong> hateful. ––Carl ElversDIRTY BOURBON RIVER SHOWVOLUME FOUR(INDEPENDENT)The talented musicians that make up <strong>the</strong>Dirty Bourbon River Show occasionally24
make a bit too much of <strong>the</strong>ir aff<strong>in</strong>ity for<strong>the</strong> circus, be it <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir takes on JuliusFucik’s “Entry of <strong>the</strong> Gladiators,” or <strong>the</strong>irnods to three-r<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>atricality via vocalistCharles Sk<strong>in</strong>ner’s operatic baritone <strong>in</strong>songs such as “Mama I’ve Been AbductedBy Creatures Of An Unholy Sound.”They are far better when <strong>the</strong>y lean backon <strong>the</strong>ir “19th century barrelhouse saloonby way of Otis Day and <strong>the</strong> Knights <strong>in</strong>Animal House” strengths as an ensemble,which are far more <strong>in</strong> evidence onVolume Four. Once <strong>the</strong>y settle down andconcentrate on <strong>the</strong> music, <strong>the</strong> fun trulybeg<strong>in</strong>s. Noah Adams’ multi-<strong>in</strong>strumentalarrangements and <strong>the</strong> saxophone workof Matt Thomas successfully overcomeeven <strong>the</strong> most <strong>in</strong>ane of lyrics <strong>in</strong> “JewishGirls Who Went To Art School KnowAll The Angles” (and, speak<strong>in</strong>g as oneof those girls, I say <strong>the</strong> groove <strong>the</strong> musicthrows down is far better than <strong>the</strong> lewddeclaration of <strong>the</strong> lyrics) and hits <strong>in</strong> all itsfury and humor upon <strong>the</strong> Gogol Bordelloesque“Stomp For Mr. Mustachio.” TheRiver Show even takes some time to slowth<strong>in</strong>gs down with <strong>the</strong> Sk<strong>in</strong>ner-croonedballad “I Need Your Love,” an exhibitionof <strong>the</strong>ir range that, <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> wrong hands,could be mawkish and campy, but isplayed wonderfully earnestly. Despiteits flaws, Volume Four is still a funky kick.––Leigh CheckmanDUMMY DUMPSTERHALF HUMAN HALF SHRIMP(SELF-RELEASE)Ano<strong>the</strong>r homemade package by <strong>the</strong>selocal legends, this time with multi-talentedBill He<strong>in</strong>tz on drums. Some people trytoo hard to analyze or understand thisband; all I know is everytime I see <strong>the</strong>m, Ihave a huge smile on my face. This is <strong>the</strong>type of music to listen to after a bad dayat work because it’ll make you laugh andfeel better without tak<strong>in</strong>g drugs. Similarto Capta<strong>in</strong> Beefheart (eclectic musicalpace) and vocals similar to Dave fromPere Ubu (high pitched and screechy),with song titles like “I’d Ra<strong>the</strong>r Have SexWith a Mule” and “I Really Don’t LikeThat Mo<strong>the</strong>rfucker,” you can’t take <strong>the</strong>sesongs too seriously (but don’t write <strong>the</strong>moff as a joke band––<strong>the</strong>y are serious aboutenterta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g you). Mike Schadwell startedthis band as a solo project, but s<strong>in</strong>ceenlist<strong>in</strong>g Isidore Grisoli (from HiGH andex-member to many great N.O. bandsover <strong>the</strong> years) on bass, I feel <strong>the</strong>y’ve reallytaken off. Six songs <strong>in</strong> six m<strong>in</strong>utes, thispasses you by if you’re not pay<strong>in</strong>g closeattention. I’m not sure where you canget this from––I got my copy when <strong>the</strong>yplayed at Dragon’s Den recently. Highlyrecommended! ––Carl ElversFUJI-POPREALIST(SELF-RELEASE)Realist, New Orleans-based duo Fuji-Pop’sfirst album, is a step <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> right direction.Overall, <strong>the</strong> record is a halfway successfulattempt at dark emo-pop that could beplayed at venues like Sibera. Brood<strong>in</strong>gvocals <strong>in</strong>tertw<strong>in</strong>e with staccato guitarnotes and quirky synths to create a sulkypop album that wri<strong>the</strong>s with agitation andregret. On <strong>the</strong> album’s most solid track,“A World Before,” <strong>the</strong> vocals and loop<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>strumentation strike a balance andcreate a resentful mood. Like most debutalbums, Realist is unrestra<strong>in</strong>ed. Just whenAlexander and Uribe hit a clean stretch,<strong>the</strong>y layer too many elements and overuseloops. Instead of creat<strong>in</strong>g a climax, thisheavy-handedness creates chaos (listen to“Clouds,” which has a good <strong>in</strong>tro but <strong>the</strong>ndevolves <strong>in</strong>to noise at m<strong>in</strong>ute 1:00). Theexaggerated loops spr<strong>in</strong>g to m<strong>in</strong>d a quotefrom Keith Richards’ memoir Life, where<strong>the</strong> guitarist describes <strong>the</strong> Stones’ reactionto work<strong>in</strong>g with pre-recorded loops:“Ronnie Wood... moaned, ‘All that’s left is<strong>the</strong> ghost of Charlie’s left foot.’” Lyrically,Fuji-Pop prefers broad strokes to specifics,which comes across as too vague for <strong>the</strong>listener to emotionally connect with.For <strong>the</strong>ir next album, which is alreadyunderway, I’m look<strong>in</strong>g forward to a morebare-bones approach that surprises <strong>the</strong>listener. ––Kate RussellPUMPKINDENNIS EP(SELF-RELEASE)Pumpk<strong>in</strong> keeps it simple, stupid. While alot of guitar bands around town seem tobe try<strong>in</strong>g to deconstruct everyth<strong>in</strong>g thatmakes rock music good and sexy, <strong>the</strong>sefour songs (released posthumously) bangstraight ahead with abandon, <strong>in</strong> exquisite4/4 fury. The vocals are buried underreverb, delay and <strong>the</strong> non-stop drone ofguitars, synths and a fuck-ton of drums,so you won’t exactly be able to s<strong>in</strong>g along,but who cares? It’s all be<strong>in</strong>g “said” <strong>in</strong> thismad spr<strong>in</strong>t to nowhere and with titles like“Voidman” it’s probably about space orpizza or video games; <strong>in</strong> fact, “Dennis”is like one huge sugar-fueled adolescentall-nighter. Their presser says <strong>the</strong> bandhas “quietly dissolved” but <strong>the</strong>re’s noth<strong>in</strong>gquiet about this release. What’s up fellas?You gonna play live aga<strong>in</strong> or what? —DanFoxSIGUR RÓSKVEIKUR(XL)With <strong>the</strong> exit of multi-<strong>in</strong>strumentalist andlongtime collaborator Kjartan Sve<strong>in</strong>sson,<strong>the</strong> rema<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g members of Sigur Róshad an opportunity to make a bold moveand create a new identity for this nowtrio. Kveikur is a challenge accepted andbested. Without sacrific<strong>in</strong>g any of <strong>the</strong>emotion or beauty that built this band,<strong>the</strong>ir seventh studio album is trad<strong>in</strong>g a bitof subtlety for a lot of dirty and wastes notime hammer<strong>in</strong>g out an aggressive soundthat may require a little less patience thanprevious works. “Brennenste<strong>in</strong>” starts <strong>the</strong>album with a bang and is a far cry fromanyth<strong>in</strong>g we’ve ever heard from <strong>the</strong>seIcelandic shoegazers, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g Valtari,released just one year ago. I’ve been aloyal fan for a long time and I have toadmit, this is a side I’ve been wait<strong>in</strong>g tohear from <strong>the</strong>se guys. Even when trackslike “Ísjaki” end up sound<strong>in</strong>g more like aJónsi solo project than a Sigur Rós album,as a whole, Kveikur is where that blurry l<strong>in</strong>edisappears. The drums are bigger and <strong>the</strong>bass is now deeper and dirtier than ever.And just when you th<strong>in</strong>k <strong>the</strong>y can’t go anybigger, <strong>the</strong> title track blows <strong>the</strong> top off ofthis monster creation. Consider yourselfproperly warned! —Kev<strong>in</strong> ComardaSTAR AND DAGGERTOMORROWLAND BLUES(CAULDRON 333)Don’t let this album’s artwork fool you:while it might suggest Star and Daggerare some k<strong>in</strong>d of uber-stylish jazz trio(or on <strong>the</strong> back, stoned board gameenthusiasts), <strong>in</strong> fact <strong>the</strong>y are serious axewield<strong>in</strong>grockers, as if Alice <strong>in</strong> Cha<strong>in</strong>sactually had some Alices <strong>in</strong> it (and <strong>the</strong>explosion of opener “In My Blood”rem<strong>in</strong>ds me of <strong>the</strong> impact “Them Bones”had on Dirt). The rhythm section, held25