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Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:Robin:Oberon:(Mimicking) You’re despicable and I hate you! In woman’s talk thatmeans she still loves me. (To the Fairies) All right, you lot, buzz off!(The Fairies exit, buzzing) All that lot to support and my fundsembezzled! You can see why I need Titania’s accountant. (RobinGoodfella comes out of hiding)Hey, Oberon!Robin Goodfella!Give us five! (They do “high fives” back and front) Good to see you,man.You, too. You should come over more often. How’s AC Milan doing?Down the tubes.So, you heard what I was saying? Then you know why I needyour…special talents.You want me to kidnap her accountant, right?Wrong. Well, right in away, but nothing so crude and physical.Shame. Crude and physical is my bag.As king of the Fairies, I can’t be seen to be condoning any kind ofsleaze…Unlike many Prime Ministers.Quite. But you’re renowned in Fairy mythology as the ace mischiefmaker, the Lord of misrule.Hey, man, you’re only as big as your last job.This job couldn’t be simpler. There’s a little flower, called love-inidleness,which only grows in Western Europe. The juice of that flower,when dropped on sleeping eyelids will make a man or woman madlydote on the next living creature that it sees. I want you to fetch me thisherb – and be back in less than an hour.Impossible, even with my private jet.Use you Fairy powers, Robin.Of course. I was forgetting. So used to stretch limos, got to kinda preferthem.When you return, it’s best if you use a Fairy name – Goodfella can be abit intimidating, not to say incriminating. I shall call you Puck.Puck! What kinda name is that? Got no street cred, man.You’ll find it has in this neck of the woods. And now, go.I’ll put a girdle round the earth in forty minutes. (Exits)Once I have this juice,Page 19© Musicline Publications