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NOÖ [14]Editor’s NoteMike Young — EditorTyler Gobble — Associate EditorMike Young | mike@noo<strong>journal</strong>.comLET’S, UH. Focus on the high? 2012, guys. 2012. How about it. A whole bunch <strong>of</strong> things went down—or up insmoke—and for the first year since we started, we didn’t put out an issue <strong>of</strong> NOÖ. But I like the idea <strong>of</strong> treatingthirteen as lucky because race car drivers like to say it isn’t, so we’re back and puffier than ever here in 2013.There are lots <strong>of</strong> developments here at NOÖ. Frisbee golfer and beard-on-fire enthusiast <strong>of</strong> stoking stokedom TylerGobble has come onboard as an Associate Editor. Welcome, Tyler! I’ve already breathed a lot less raggedly thanks toTyler’s whirlwind <strong>of</strong> energy and enthusiasm and smarts and help. Case in point: he was instrumental in bringingVouched Books in as a partner for our NOÖ Presents section. This is pretty great because it means you’ll get to readabout even more snazzy indie and small press work, all presented by people who make you go “Oh, they know whatthey’re doing.” In an effort to account for 2012 before we shun it entirely, I’ve also written up an account <strong>of</strong> twenty goodbooks I read. So many books! So many heads bent earnestly over blankness to make language exist between us all.More envelopments: after years <strong>of</strong> twitching and weeping into my electrolyte-fortified bottled water, I’ve broughton some eagle folks to help me read submissions for NOÖ. Much thanks and those paper trumpet things to: CharlesHale, Dave K, Madison Langston, Ella Longpre, Erin McNellis, Mark Seidl, Logan Ryan Smith, Nick Sturm, and PatrickTrotti. Y’all it’s really like I’m finally the leader <strong>of</strong> the Power Rangers y’all. So much khop-kun-krahp to them, which isthank you in Thai if you’re a dude and you’re me trying to spell it phonetically.One <strong>of</strong> the people who invented the essay was a Sumerian flood survivor. In 2012 on Ko Phi Phi with CarolynZaikowski, I ate massaman curry made by a former Muay Thai boxer. Even butter tasted like coconut. I got somemosquito bites and freaked out about them for no reason. We saw monkeys on Monkey Island, and some jerks fed theminstant c<strong>of</strong>fee. We asked the manager <strong>of</strong> the guest house where we were staying if he ever got tired <strong>of</strong> how beautiful KoPhi Phi is, and he said “Yes.” We met a Norwegian lumber speculator who asked me if, being from California, I’dmemorized anything precise about redwoods. Elsewhere in Thailand, we saw a three story golden Buddha, andsomebody sat in the Buddha’s lap, which you’re not supposed to do. One sunset, we saw a bridge light up in a disco way,even though hundreds/thousands <strong>of</strong> prisoners <strong>of</strong> war died to make it. Just one <strong>of</strong> those things. A toothless dog gummedmy ankle. I ate fried bamboo. I drank a kiwi shake made by a woman Carolyn accidentally called beautiful even thoughshe was trying to call the town beautiful. The woman demurred and said “Oh no you are beautiful.”My favorite part <strong>of</strong> Thailand was the crazy WWII museum in Kanchanaburi, but I should shut up and give you aNOÖ [14] preview, so I am going to pretend the museum and this issue are the same thing. Some ceilings have illustratedproverbs by Morgan Parker. Some walls have cutouts from fashion magazines designed by Nicholas Lockyer. One wallhas a bunch <strong>of</strong> equipment from Katie Jean Shinkle’s kitchen. Elsewhere there are a million <strong>of</strong> Rachael Katz’s swordsunder a glass case. A Korean War soldier corpse in one room. One hallway features very unrealistic wax statues <strong>of</strong> keyWWII players like Lisa Ciccarello. In the middle <strong>of</strong> the “courtyard square” is a 1970s looking space age Buddha templecapsule built by Hai-Dang Phan. At one point there is a train engine with an old Rolls Royce on top <strong>of</strong> it, driven by MikeKrutel and Gene Kwak. In a basement room, a placard explains that the museum is protected from earthquakes by thespecific mysticism <strong>of</strong> Emily Toder. There are a lot <strong>of</strong> signs with hilarious English translations written by Tony Mancusand Elizabeth Mikesch. One <strong>of</strong> the outside areas just has some clothes drying. One <strong>of</strong> the inside murals is <strong>of</strong> fightingelephant gods.In sad 2012 news, we lost Chris Toll, a visionary Baltimore poet and collage maker. This issue is dedicated to him. Iremember the enormous book <strong>of</strong> conspiracy theories Chris gave me for my birthday: “the real stuff about the universe,”he said. And I remember him giving me rides home in his VW bug, explaining about the aliens you could see if youwatched the right videos. Start by watching yourself reading NOÖ [14]. And let’s uh. Let’s keep on with the light in.3

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