EXT. SCHOOL BUS STOP - The South Park Cows

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The cows graze peacefully. They have their little object with them. Officer Barbrady walks in. OFFICER BARBRADY Ha ha cows, I got you cornered. Let’s see you get away now! One of the cows steps on the object that the aliens gave them and a ray shoots out and hits Officer Barbrady who begins to dance and sing (although his voice isn't his own) the way Cartman did when he was under the alien control. OFFICER BARBRADY (cont’d) (Singing) I love to sing-a! About the moon-a and the Juna and the spring-a! I love to sing-a! About a sky of blue or a tea for two. The cows jump up and down gleefully. RESUME- BOYS AT BUSSTOP SUDDENLY, CARTMAN DROPS FROM THE SKY AND LANDS WITH A DULL THUD INTO THE SNOW. STAN Oh, hey Cartman! Cartman moans. The school bus pulls up. KYLE Wow, Cartman, the visitors dropped you off just in time to go to school! CARTMAN Oh man, I had this crazy nightmare last night... STAN Really? What about? CARTMAN Well, I was standing out in a field and I had this HUGE satelite dish stickin’ outta my butt. And then there was hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pink eye. STAN
That wasn’t a dream Cartman. That really happened! CARTMAN Oh right, why don’t have pink eye then? KYLE Cartman, you DO have pink eye! Sure enough, Cartman’s eyes are a bright shade of pink. FIN CARTMAN Ah son of a bitch.
Page 1 and 2: EXT. SCHOOL BUS STOP - MORNING STAN
Page 3 and 4: CARTMAN(V.O.) ...When all of a sudd
Page 5 and 6: CHEF That's when they put this big
Page 7 and 8: Yeah, whatever you fat bitch. MS.CR
Page 9 and 10: The kids laugh. KYLE (cont’d) You
Page 11 and 12: Another prostate tumor? KYLE No, my
Page 13 and 14: alright, ‘cause you’re cows. Th
Page 15 and 16: KYLE C’mon you guys, we need to f
Page 17 and 18: Chef spins Cartman around and looks
Page 19 and 20: FADE IN: visitors. CARTMAN Oh, son
Page 21 and 22: Stan walks away. STAN Sorry dude, I
Page 23 and 24: Ew! KYLE You can't talk to Stan, We
Page 25 and 26: STAN Hey wait, when do I get to mak
Page 27 and 28: Fart Damn you! CARTMAN Okay!! That
Page 29 and 30: KYLE (cont’d) At first I was happ
Page 31 and 32: VISITOR Moo. Moo. Moo. SUBTITLES: W
Page 33: STAN Thanks for your help, Wendy. W

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