TheColumbia Valley - Columbia Valley Pioneer
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December 22, 2006<br />
By Harold Hazelaar<br />
Invermere<br />
By popular request,<br />
this is a reprise of an Old<br />
Zone from a couple seasons<br />
ago!<br />
The Christmas Game!<br />
(to be sung to the tune<br />
of Jingle Bells)<br />
Striding up the ice<br />
With one hand on my stick<br />
O’re the line I go<br />
Huffing all the way . . .<br />
The guys are on my back<br />
Making panic rise<br />
For a goalie playing out<br />
Is terror on the ice.<br />
Shoot the puck, shoot the puck,<br />
Shoot the puck on net<br />
With a forward in the crease<br />
Goals are Christmas gifts indeed<br />
Bernie Raven<br />
Representative<br />
(250) 342-7415<br />
braven@cyberlink.bc.ca<br />
INVERMERE<br />
1022B-7 th Ave.<br />
Independently Owned and Operated<br />
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Office: (250) 342-6505<br />
Fax: (250) 342-9611<br />
Daniel Zurgilgen<br />
Representative<br />
(250) 342-1612<br />
landman@telus.net<br />
The Old Zone<br />
Once a year we play<br />
A game that’s for pure fun<br />
The refs make sure that<br />
Each game ends all square<br />
So that no one says<br />
“I lost my game tonight.”<br />
Shoot the puck, shoot the puck,<br />
Shoot the puck on net<br />
With a forward in the crease<br />
Goals are Christmas gifts indeed.<br />
Once the game is done<br />
All teams join for fun<br />
To share a tale or two<br />
And eat and drink all night<br />
The greatest fear we have<br />
Is standing on the scale<br />
When we come back to play<br />
For every pound we gain<br />
Will cost us cash and shame.<br />
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The <strong>Columbia</strong> <strong>Valley</strong> <strong>Pioneer</strong> • 19<br />
Shoot the puck, shoot the puck<br />
Shoot the puck on net<br />
With a forward in the crease<br />
Goals are Christmas gifts indeed.<br />
(OK, I agree, I am STILL not a song writer! )<br />
Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and Happy<br />
New Year!<br />
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