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script for Henry's Crime - Whoa is (Not)

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16.October.MAXHECTORShow us what you did <strong>for</strong> the board lasttime.I'm working.MAXThe other INMATES egg him on.Show us!OTHER INMATESMAXLeave me alone.INMATESCome on! Show us.Max finally puts h<strong>is</strong> clippers down.MAXAll right, so I'm sitting there, and thehead of the board asks me what I'm goingto do if they let me out th<strong>is</strong> time. And,so...Max’s face starts to shudder...h<strong>is</strong> shoulders jerking backa little bit...MAX (CONT’D)I get th<strong>is</strong> twitch! and then I give him myanswer: “I’m gonna break in your house, setyour dog on fire, eat all your food, go ona naked rampage through your garden, dancein the streets of your l’il hometown like acrazed harpee, hurl myself headlong flamingthrough the ethereal sky like God’s blackestangel and explode like a goddamn heavenlyfireball!Eyes ablaze and face beetroot red and twitching like amad man...MAX (CONT’D)Oh, yeah. You don’t want ME. You don’twant THIS. <strong>Not</strong> out THERE.The inmates look slightly scared. Max casually picks uph<strong>is</strong> clippers and smiles :MAX (CONT’D)Believe me, I’m not going anywhere.They crack up. A beat.

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