Driving Calder …■ Words & photos: Lachlan StoryI will preface this piece bystating that I have neverdriven an <strong>MX</strong>-5 aroundCalder, something I hope toremedy soon.I have, however, punted various othervehicles around this excellent track,varying from an Austin A 30 to a sevenlitreV12 Lister Jaguar. It is a fast and, ifdriven properly, safe and exciting track. Iam not a pr<strong>of</strong>essional driver, but I drivefor fun and I have picked up a bit fromsome seriously good drivers.Calder is so named because if it is goingto be cold, it will be colder there thananywhere else on the planet, with thepossible exception <strong>of</strong> Ballarat and thesub-Antarctic continent. Also if it is goingto rain it will rain there. I can recall anumber <strong>of</strong> events where rain was drivensideways by a demonic wind.Navigating the track depends on whatvehicle you are driving. I can say withabsolute authority that driving an AustinA 30 (803cc’s <strong>of</strong> raw power) around Calderis somewhat different from drivingthat V12 Jaguar on that same track. (Noless exciting ... maybe more so!) I havea photograph <strong>of</strong> my A 30 entering themain straight with the driver’s frontwheel inches <strong>of</strong>f the ground and thedrink-driving “You’re a bloody idiot”advertisement in the background.I have also raced a Moke which, whileit performed well on the tight Wintontrack, was hopelessly outclassed at Calderwhere it failed to take a corner andended up beside the track looking like aruptured ferret. (Notice I said “it”, not “I”.Terminology is SO important in puntingaround a track!)I love Calder because you can go fastenough to know how fast your car is and,at the same time, find out how well yourcar handles in tight circumstances.The secret to this track is to be smooth.It is great to accelerate hard and brakehard but on this track it will cost youtime. If you brake at the right place andtherefore take the corner faster youroverall times will improve. Simple (yeahright, simple if you know how!). I lovewatching the really good drivers who allseem to be driving slower than anyoneelse but it is “smooth” not “slow” andtheir times are invariably faster.Enough <strong>of</strong> that for now. I will cruise youthrough the track and explain (in myopinion) the best way to maximise –safely – your car’s the abilities. I say in myopinion because you can always learnmore from other drivers. There are nohard and fast rules – only guidelines.Right from the start, the aim is to get fromthe start/finish line to the start/finish linewith your car in one piece and your sanityintact ... and hopefully with a respectabletime to your credit.From the start grid, halfway down thefront or “main” straight, we drive flat outto the first turn. Some treat this 180°sweeper as two turns, but it should betreated as a single sweeping turn if youare to take full advantage <strong>of</strong> it. For thisturn, as you come over a slight rise inthe straight, you are about 200 metresfrom the turn. Depending on the car youshould start braking here. Enter the curvelater and exit later, thus enabling you totreat it as one corner rather than two,washing <strong>of</strong>f less speed and exiting muchfaster and better placed for the followingturn. Remember: the more speed you lose,the harder you have to pedal to it make up.After the late apex on Turn 1, youaccelerate up a short flat straight. Staywide, and enter Turn 2 late so that youcan stay wide for the left-hander thatleads into a short uphill section known asJane’s Hill. (Bob Jane had to buy a wholerace track to have a hill named after him!)Crest his rise in the middle and on thedownhill run, move left in anticipation <strong>of</strong>the approaching right/left chicane.As you crest Jane’s Hill you are enteringthe right/left chicane. This is known as“The Kink” (or “Oh S—t” Corner). I like to12
Drag stripMain straightBack straightPit areaStart/finishTheKinkwait until I can see “between the legs” (ordaylight) before clipping the two apexes.This gives you more momentum as youfly into the back straight.It is important here not to give the carfull power too early because, with thecombination <strong>of</strong> centrifugal force and thecamber, you can drift too much to theright and end up with your right wheelson the grass. This can end in disasterfollowing one’s automatic over-correctionand the possibility <strong>of</strong> spinning <strong>of</strong>f andhitting the wall to the left. I can assureyou that it does not matter how hard youhit this wall ... it will not shift! Actually,this is no joke, as I have seen some veryexperienced drivers come unstuck hereand hit that wall very, very hard. Hittingthat wall, even slightly, will always end intears. The lesson here? Keep your wheelson the black stuff! More than once I havefelt all the weight come <strong>of</strong>f the springs <strong>of</strong>my black Jaguar track car, and that feeling<strong>of</strong> weightlessness and lack <strong>of</strong> controlis cause for the feeling that you maybe about to make an involuntary bodymotion.Once out <strong>of</strong> the “kink” it is pedal-to-themetaldown the back straight leadingup to the right hand turn. Stay high onthe track for the left hander to followand allow the car to drift out into theright hand curve leading into the mainGrandstandThunderdomeJane’s HillRiseRun0<strong>of</strong>fTurn Onestraight. I can remember being flaggedin these corners when in my A 30. “DoNot Overtake in Turns”. Like, just who wasI going to overtake?? At the point whenthe right-hand curve meets the frontstraight and you are already acceleratingfast, it is wise to remember that you areentering the straight about half wayalong the drag strip. The problem withthis is that, if it is wet or even damp, theblack sticky stuff they use on the track fordrags takes on the properties <strong>of</strong> black iceand you can immediately lose tractionwith the “G” forces trying to make yourbum overtake your nose. I have personallyconducted pirouettes on this corner thatthe Russian Ballet would be proud <strong>of</strong>. Thisis OK if you spin towards the grass butcan be somewhat unfortunate if you spintowards the wall. Obviously no spin at allis the preferred outcome.As this is a tightening radius righthander,allow the car to drift to theoutside <strong>of</strong> the straight then, once safelyback on the front straight, it is flat-strapagain past the start/finish line and do itall over again. Stay a little left <strong>of</strong> centreand as you approach the rise again thenallow the car to drift a little more to theleft. The main straight is a long one andyou will undoubtedly want to build up asmuch speed as you can. Just rememberthat there is a corner at the end ...If you feel that you cannot make thecorner there is a “run <strong>of</strong>f” at the end <strong>of</strong>the straight but it is gated and I haveonly seen the gate open once. Not a goodoption. I entered this corner in the A 30trying to wash <strong>of</strong>f speed from 75mph (nota bad effort for the little car, bouncingvalves in top, and not just a bit scary) andfound that I had brake-fade on the firstapplication and no brakes on the second.She went round the 180, but I am blowedif I know how.Now to gearing. As I have never had an<strong>MX</strong>-5 on Calder I cannot say 3rd hereor 4th there, but what I can say is thatwherever possible keep your revs up tothe point where the car will respond atits quickest. I would suggest 3200 to 3500(in a stock standard five-speed manual<strong>MX</strong>-5) going into a corner so you have theability to accelerate fast out <strong>of</strong> it. If youfind that your revs are dropping, selecta lower gear to bring you back into thatpower band. If you maintain this you willhave much more control over your car.Remember that if you do have to changedown, do it before you commence yourturn as there is nothing worse thanstruggling with the selector, having nopower and trying to navigate the cornerat the same time. After a few laps you willknow instinctively what gear you shouldbe in and how many revs you should bemaintaining.To summarise, try to drive the trackwithin these guidelines and then adaptthem to what suits your style <strong>of</strong> driving.What I have described is how the fasterdrivers approach this track. I feel thatif they are faster than me then maybeI should watch what they do and thenemulate it. It is so easy to get <strong>of</strong>f on theadrenalin and push too hard (I shouldknow, I am an adrenalin junkie). Be aware<strong>of</strong> your limitations and those <strong>of</strong> your carand then let the endorphins go.If you are trying this, or any other track,for the first time, find someone who hasexperience on the track and have themtalk you round it from the passengerseat. I can assure you they are only toohappy to assist if asked. This is one <strong>of</strong> thebest ways I know <strong>of</strong> finding out what youreally can do.I guess that this track is one you can learnin an hour and take a lifetime to master.As they say, you will never, never know ifyou don’t give it a go! ■13