The Married Man's Guide to Golf

From The Author:Most golfers will tell you they don’t play often enough. They would play 8 days aweek if they could. What’s stopping them? Life is. Life consists of family, friends,global warming, family, taxes, work, and of course, family. Since work is at least 40hours per week and friends want friends to play golf, family is the biggest culprit. Inparticular, it can be narrowed down to the matriarch in most families. It looks terrible,not to mention dangerous pointing the finger at your wife for stunting your golf game,but the truth hurts. This book is designed to help you play more golf, whileminimizing the frequency your wife gives you said finger for golfing. The scenariosand suggestions that follow are derived from the experiences of the numerous golfers Ihave partnered with over the years. There may be a sprinkling of my own experienceshere as well. My hope is that through the sarcasm and satire, you find some usefuladvice to hit the course more often while maintaining marital bliss.Special thanks to Uncle Nin for his guidance on this project; my wife, Donna, for herencouragement, even though she knew what the book was about, and to Tony, an oldergentleman that I met on the first tee of a local golf course for a 9-hole round. I haddoubts about finishing the book, but his commentary about marriage, dedication to hisailing wife, and his love of golf convinced me this book needed to be completed.–Kevin Sylvester