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Untitled Mindy Kaling Show Pilot 1/9/12 9.ACT ONEINT. POLICE STATION - CONTINUOUSMira continues to be questioned at the police station.MIRAI got fished out by the people whoown the house, who were actuallynot that nice. They called you andhere I am.OFFICER #2We have you down for two counts ofpublic intoxication, theft, anddisorderly conduct.MIRAI’m getting the third degreebecause of freaking disorderlyconduct? Aren’t there rapists andmurderers out there?CARIBBEAN OFFICER #1When you’re disorderly you’re arapist of peace and quiet.MIRAOkay, look.(demure)Did I mention that I’m a doctor?An OBGYN? I bring life into thisworld.So what?CARIBBEAN OFFICER #1MIRA *Do you guys need free birthcontrol?They consider this. Another officer enters.Mira smiles.OFFICER #3She’s been bailed out.OFFICER #2We’re not even finished questioningher.OFFICER #3She’s being bailed out by thegovernor’s daughter.