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COmEDYmY TOP fIvEED SmITHASSISTANT mANAgEr,PrETTY grEEN CLOTHINgWHAT ArE YOur TOP 5fASHION CrImES?“Lots of girls at the moment looklike washer women from the 1950s.It’s a big problem of mine.”1. Wearing a polo t-shirt with apaisley scarf. Some people think it’sokay to do that and it’s not.2. Elasticated bottom jeans with alow crotch.3. Outdoor body warmer jackets andany form of fleece.4. Women with Amy Winehousestyle hair complete with ribbon.5. Jeggings. They should never comeback and shouldn’t have beenallowed in the first place.8WHAT’STHEWOrST ITEmOf CLOTHINgYOu OWN AND gETTHE mOST STICK fOrIN NEWCASTLE?Definitely my dirty creamcords, they’re almost orange to behonest. They were cheap and Ithought they were really good.They’re too small as well, so Irecently burned them.DALE KNIgHTmALE mODELSArAH mILLICANSince breaking into comedy on awhim in 2008, South Shields’ seniorsister of silly, Sarah Millican hasexploded from the quaint backroomsof the region’s comedy venues,into the hearts and minds of anadoring nation.A reluctant entrant into the world ofinduced hilarity, she was given thepush into comedy when her divorceleft her in need of things to both passthe time and occupy her mind. Afterattending one writing workshop, shemade the leap and within a few yearshad won a best newcomer award atthe Edinburgh Fringe.Since then Sarah has cropped up onthe likes of The Comedy Store,8 Out Of 10 Cats, Have I GotNews For You, QI, Live At TheApollo, Mock The Week, andeveryone’s favourite daytimefeminine bunfight of howls andcackles, Loose Women.Now with her very own televisionprogramme, the aptly titled The SarahMillican Television Programme,lovingly squeezed into a prime sloton the BBC, she’s returning to theregion for two shows at The MillVolvo Tyne Theatre on Tuesday 1stand 2nd May.millvolvotynetheatre.co.ukAFTER ATTEnDInGOnE wRITInGwORkShOp, ShEMADE ThE lEAp