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February 2006 - Irish American News

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6 IRISH AMERICAN NEWS <strong>February</strong> <strong>2006</strong>hMikeooliganismHoulihanThe handsome young actor trottedthrough the falling snow on 49th Street inManhattan and into St. Malachy’s Catholicchurch. In Gotham it was known asthe “actors chapel”. The dashing gentlemanthespian had been married thereonly a few years before this visit.Our hero was out of work and hada wife and two kids at home to feed,clothe, and educate. He was up againstit financially and he was once againquestioning the wisdom of his careerchoice in show biz. He was tapioca.He entered the vestibule and shookthe snow from his rugged shouldersAppearancesCutsColorPermsas he doffed his cap. It was a darkwinter afternoon and there were aboutten people scattered through the pewspraying. The church was warm andwelcoming, a refuge. A homeless guyslept in a pew in front of the statue ofthe Blessed Virgin Mary.The actor slid onto a kneeler andmade himself comfortable. He wasabout to engage God in a serious conversationabout his future, direction,and salvation. He folded his hands inprayer and asked, “Why can’t I makeany money in show biz, God?”The homeless guy snorted in hisFoil HighlightsWaxingGifts/Jewelry229 N Northwest Highway, Park RidgeCall Mary Today!847-825-7615sleep a few pews away. The actor lookedat him thinking, “That guy was probablyonce a great Shakespearian actor!”The homeless fella farted andsmacked his lips in his sleep, “Ahhforsooth.”Our hero glanced back to the crucifixand thanked the Lord for the gift oflaughter. He looked down into the pewin front of him and saw a small piece ofpaper lying out on the wooden seat. Hepicked it up and read the prayer.The Never Fail NovenaMay the Sacred Heart of Jesus bepraised, adored, and glorified now andforever throughout the whole world.Most Sacred Heart of Jesus I put mytrust in you. Holy Mary, mother ofJesus, pray for me. St. Theresa, child ofJesus, pray for me. St. Jude, Helper ofHopeless Cases, pray for me and grantthis favor I ask.Underneath the prayer was the followingnotation:Say this prayer nine times a day fornine days and publish. It has NEVERknown to fail. J.S.The young man looked around forwhoever left the message. Nobodywas paying any attention, the rest ofthem transfixed in their own reverie.Who was J. S? And what do theymean by “publish”?Could whomever left this messageon the pew consider that “publishing”?Well, actually it was in a way. The messagehad found it’s way to the youngman and he was reading it.Over the next nine days he carriedthe novena in his pocket and spoke theprayer in silence along with his request.He wasn’t asking to win the lottery. Hejust wanted to find his way.Pretty soon he had it memorizedand could be seen mumbling the NeverFail Novena as he nursed a beer in hisfavorite Ninth Avenue bar.He made copies of the prayer andleft them in the pews of St. Malachy’s.Those nine days soon turned into ninety,then nine years and then nineteen. Hehad survived and his family thrived. TheNever Fail Novena wasn’t said every day,it was only pulled out for nine day marathonswhen things began to look grim;when the tapioca got really lumpy.He often wondered, “Who is J.S.?”and conjectured that maybe it wasSt. Jude.” Maybe his last name wasSullivan?”St. Jude supposedly became the patronsaint of hopeless cases because somany folks were confused by his name,it sounded too much like Judas. So nobodywanted to pray to dread Judas andjust to be on the safe side, they didn’tbother with Jude either. So he beefed toGod, “What’s the point of been’ a saintif nobody asks me for help?”New Face in <strong>Irish</strong> RadioThe Good Morning Ireland radioshow was founded by John Gurhy overfive years ago to highlight issues ofimportance to the Chicago <strong>Irish</strong> Communityand to help <strong>Irish</strong> people livingGod said, “You are hopeless. Hey,that’s it; you can be the patron saint of allthe hopeless cases, the long shots. AndI’ll throw in patron saint of cops too!”God and Saint Jude then cooked upthe Never Fail Novena for those longshot sinners. God said, “We’ll make itpay off in nine days!’Jude looked at the prayer and said toGod, “Who is J.S.? John Smith?”God said, “Just Somebody.”The Never Fail Novena never failsto test your faith. The blessings youreceive are in direct proportion to yourbelief. Put Jesus, his blessed mother, St.Theresa and St. Jude on your bench andyour gonna have a pretty good fourthquarter, no matter what the game.The actor and his family continuedto thrive. He kept the Never Fail Novenaas the mightiest arrow in his quiver ashe aged. He eventually published itofficially in an <strong>Irish</strong> newspaper yearslater. It has never failed him.Just somebody is spreading the word.Check it out, The Never Fail Novenapays off in nine days.Mike Houlihan is currently in preproductionon his film “Tapioca”. Formore information go to www.mikehoulihan.com.from cross channel soccer! The showalso features a wide selection of musicfrom all facets of <strong>Irish</strong> music. There’s agood collection of music and requestsfrom listeners is not only welcomed– it’s encouraged. If there’s somethingin Chicago keep in touch with news andsporting events back home. RecentlyJohn moved back to his native Sligoafter a 19 year stint in the U.S. but theradio show he founded continues to airwith a new host Sean Ginnelly, a nativeof Castlebar, Co. Mayo, on Saturdays1-3pm on 1450 AM WCEV.The Good Morning Ireland show’sformat which includes a mixture ofnews, sports, music and more remainsintact. Our motto is “Don’t mess withsuccess”. Eileen Magnier reports thenews LIVE from Ireland each week.Covering all major sporting events,Tommy Marren provides a LIVE weeklyupdate on all sporting matters fromIreland. Tune in for all that days resultsyou’d like to hear, chances are we’ll haveit and if we don’t we’ll definitely makea good stab at trying to get our handson it for the next show. Our goal is tostrike a balance by providing a good mixof news, sports, music and other issuesof topical interest, while keeping thecontent interesting, relevant, beneficialand of course entertaining!The show is currently looking fornew advertisers and sponsorship. If youwould like to become an advertiser orsponsor in any shape or form, contactSean at irishradio1450@yahoo.com orcall 224-715-8292.The Studio line is 773-777-1450 andthe show airs on Saturdays 1-3pm on1450 AM WCEV

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