Issue 122 - the Pembury Village Website

‘ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE’ . . .. . . AND WE ALL HAVE OUR PARTSTO PLAY, whether or not we areconscious of its significance. You too canact ... read the following and askyourself if it reminds you of a situationwith which you can identify.1. You come in from a shopping tripwearing a brand new pair of JimmyChoo sling backs ... “No darling,I only paid a two-figure sum forthem. They were ever such abargain.” And you scuttleupstairs, hide the receiptand pray that he doesn’tscrutinise the creditcard bill too closely.2. Late for dinneragain, you bowl inthrough the frontdoor, try to ignorethe fact thatthere is anempty plate bythe bin andanatmospheresliceable with aspatula ... “Okay, I did popinto the pub for a quick one, but Ipromise it was only a half.”3. Realising that you have fierce MissPlummer for maths today, and youhaven’t done your homework (again!) ...“Mum, I’ve got the most dreadfulstomach ache, it’s so agonising, I don’tthink I’ll even make it to the front gatewithout doubling over.”Yes, admit it or not, EVERYONE can act– we all do it every day. Only it’s so muchmore fun to do it legitimately, dressed upas someone else!Even if you simply have a penchant forsinging in the bath, regaling your friendswith awful jokes or generally showing off,what you need is a forum to do it all thetime ... and Pembury Players needpeople like YOU.Currently we are a small (but perfectlyformed?!) band of 14, enthusiastic butrather stretched when it comes toperforming material that requires ...well, more than 14!If you’ve recentlymoved to the village,retired or decidedthat you wantto expand yourhorizons in acreative andsociable way, weare the solutionyou have beenlooking for ...right on yourdoorstep.We meet everyThursday 8pm to10pm in the Village Hall.Come along, join in, and findout what we’re all about.And look out for details of ourforthcoming production, a comedywhodunit: Inspector Drake’s Last Case.If you’ve any questions, or justwant a chat, ring me,Maggie Weaver – 824362 orRachel Bennett – 824421.Everyone has a part to playWhat’s yours?30