WEDNESDAY PRIMETIME A <strong>GRID</strong> <strong>12</strong>/14/<strong>11</strong> <strong>LA<strong>TIMES</strong></strong>.<strong>COM</strong>/<strong>TV</strong> <strong>TIMES</strong>7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 <strong>11</strong> pm <strong>11</strong>:30The Insider Survivor: South Pacific Five contestantsCriminal Minds A series of beatingsNews (N) Å(N) Åturn on each other. (N) Å in Philadelphia. (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14)Å2 CBS EntertainmentTonight (N) ÅCSI: Crime Scene Investigation Dr.Robbins’ wife finds a nude corpse.(N) (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅLate Show WithDavid Letterman(<strong>11</strong>:35) (N) Å4 NBC Extra (N) Å Access Hollywood“TenMost FascinatingPeople of 20<strong>11</strong>.”(N)5 CW Two and a HalfMen Alan meetshis fantasy woman.(<strong>TV</strong>14) Å7 ABC Jeopardy! (N)(<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅTwo and a HalfMen Charliereunites withChelsea’s friend.(<strong>TV</strong>14)Up All Night Avaworries Reaganhas lost heredge. 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With58 KLCS Student Voices Between the Masterpiece Classic Return to Cranford. Everyday life in Travelscope:(6:30) Linesa Cheshire market town. (<strong>TV</strong>PG)ChristmasL.A. County Board of Supervisors Meeting Å62 KRCA Mi Sueño es Bailar Tengo Talento, Mucho Talento Alarma <strong>TV</strong> Noticiero-Enri. News Paid ProgramA&E Storage Wars ÅStorage WarsDave has a newnemesis.ABC Family Pixar Short Films Twenty computer-animated shortfilms. (6:30)AMC Patch Adams ›› (1999) RobinWilliams, Daniel London. (5:30)(PG-13) ÅAnimal Pl River Monsters: Unhooked The goliathtiger fish. ÅBBC America State of Play Cal discovers that Stephenhas been lying. (<strong>TV</strong>14)Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Lady Hoggers(N) ÅLady Hoggers(N) ÅFinding Nemo ››› (2003, Comedy) Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, Alexander Gould. Animated.A fish searches for his missing son. (G)White Christmas ›››› (1954, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney.Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. ÅRiver Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked JeremyWade investigates a death.The Tudors (<strong>TV</strong>MA) Å The Tudors (<strong>TV</strong>MA) Å State of Play Cal discovers that Stephenhas been lying. (<strong>TV</strong>14)BET 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live Wild Motives: Behind the Scenes Film preview. ÅOut Wednesday. (6) (N)Bravo Chef Roblé & Co. A client demands Top Chef: Texas The chefs create Work of Art: The Next Great Artist Top Chef: Texas Famous chefs whodesserts.their best steak dish.Small town inspiration. (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14) love to hunt. (N)Lady Hoggers Å Lady Hoggers ÅThe 700 Club Hostess gifts. (N)(<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅWhite Christmas ›››› (1954) Bing Crosby, DannyKaye. Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper fromruin. (10:45) ÅRiver Monsters: Unhooked ÅThe Tudors (<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅThe Rich Man’s Wife › (1996) Halle Berry. A woman in a troubled marriagereceives a murderous offer. (R) ÅTop Chef: Texas Famous chefs wholove to hunt. (<strong>11</strong>:01)CNBC Crime Inc. Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC Crime Inc. Paid ProgramCNN Anderson Cooper 360 Å Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Å Anderson Cooper 360 ÅComedy 30 Rock (6:58) 30 Rock (7:29) Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park South ParkÅ(<strong>TV</strong>14) Å Show (7:59) Show (8:29) (8:59) (<strong>TV</strong>MA) (9:29) (<strong>TV</strong>MA) (9:59) (<strong>TV</strong>MA) (<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅDaily Show/JonStewartThe Colbert Report(<strong>11</strong>:31)Discovery Sons of Guns Will works on a 57mm Sons of Guns (<strong>TV</strong>14) Å Sons of Guns (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14) Å Moonshiners First run of moonshine Sons of Guns (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅWWII cannon. 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From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif. (N) Ducks Live Hockey Phoenix Coyotes at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center inAnaheim, Calif.FX Two and a HalfMen ÅHallmark The Santa Suit (2010) Kevin Sorbo,Jodie Dowdall. (6) ÅHG<strong>TV</strong> House HuntersInternationalX-Men Origins: Wolverine ›› (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, will.i.am. Wolverinebecomes involved with the Weapon X program. (PG-13)House Hunters(<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅA Princess for Christmas (20<strong>11</strong>) Katie McGrath, Roger Moore. An Englishduke reconnects with members of his family. ÅHouse Hunters(<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅHouse HuntersInternationalHistory Brad Meltzer’s Decoded The mysteriousGeorgia Guidestones. (<strong>TV</strong>PG) Å The history of the Fort Knox vault.Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Fort Knox.(<strong>TV</strong>PG) ÅIFC Malcolm in theMiddle ÅMalcolm in theMiddle ÅLifetime Will You Merry Me? (2008, Drama)Wendie Malick. (6) ÅIncome Property(N) (<strong>TV</strong>G)Kitchen Cousins(N) (<strong>TV</strong>G)Brad Meltzer’s Decoded MountRushmore. Mount Rushmore’s hiddenmessage. (<strong>TV</strong>PG) ÅBad Boys ››› (1982, Drama) Sean Penn, Reni Santoni, Esai Morales. Street fighter becomesking of reform school. (R)A Nanny for Christmas (2010) Emmanuelle Vaugier, Dean Cain. A careerwoman becomes a nanny during the holidays. ÅAmerican Horror Story Vivien givesbirth. (N) (<strong>TV</strong>MA)American Horror Story Vivien givesbirth. (<strong>TV</strong>MA)Lucky Christmas (20<strong>11</strong>) Elizabeth Berkley. A woman must retrieve a winninglottery ticket from her stolen car. ÅProperty Brothers (N) (<strong>TV</strong>G) Å Property Brothers A new home inthe city. (<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅBrad Meltzer’s Decoded 20<strong>12</strong>: HasIt Begun. The doomsday propheciesof 20<strong>12</strong>. (N) (<strong>TV</strong>PG)Brad Meltzer’s Decoded DaVinci. The team investigates Da Vinci.(<strong>TV</strong>PG) ÅChaos ›› (1984, Comedy-Drama) Margarita Lozano,Claudio Bigagli. Stories center around peasants, werewolfand ghost. (10:45) (R)A Boyfriend for Christmas (2004) Kelli Williams. A woman waits 20 yearsfor a holiday wish to come true. ÅMSNBC The Last Word The Ed Show The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball With Chris MatthewsM<strong>TV</strong> The Real World Alex sets up a surprisevisit for Frank. (<strong>TV</strong>14) camping. (<strong>TV</strong>14)Zach and Ashley. (<strong>TV</strong>14)Frank’s event. (<strong>TV</strong>14)ÅThe Real World The roommates go The Real World Frank is fed up with The Real World Nate gets drunk at The Real World (<strong>11</strong>:03) (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14)National Geo Journey to the Edge of the Universe(6) (<strong>TV</strong>G)Space Telescope. (<strong>TV</strong>G)The CodexHubble’s Amazing Universe Hubble Journey to the Edge of the Universe A tour of the cosmos. (<strong>TV</strong>G) The Truth Behind the Devil’s BibleGigas.Nickelodeon SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePantsOxygen Under the Tuscan Sun ›››(2003) Diane Lane. (6) (PG-13)My Wife andKids ÅMy Wife andKids ÅTori & Dean: Home Sweet HollywoodÅThat ’70s Show(<strong>TV</strong>14)That ’70s Show(<strong>TV</strong>14)Tori & Dean: Home Sweet HollywoodÅGeorge Lopez Å George Lopez Å Friends (<strong>TV</strong>14) Å Friends (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅUnder the Tuscan Sun ››› (2003) Diane Lane. A woman moves to Italyand befriends a married man. (PG-13) ÅSpike UFC Unleashed (6:46) (<strong>TV</strong>14) UFC Unleashed (7:53) (<strong>TV</strong>14) Unleashed ›› (2005, Action) Jet Li, Bob Hoskins, Morgan Freeman. A blind man teaches an enslaved fighterhumanity. (R)Sundance My So-Called Life (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅSyfy Ghost Hunters A town is overrun byparanormal events.The MortifiedSessions (<strong>TV</strong>14)ÅTBS Seinfeld Å Seinfeld Å The Big BangTheory ÅTCM Huckleberry Finn ›› (1920,Adventure) Lewis Sargent, KatherineGriffith. (6:15)The MortifiedSessions ÅGhost Hunters The Pennhurst Asylum.ÅTLC Secretly Pregnant Carmen is astruggling single mother. (<strong>TV</strong>14)TNT Law & Order A firearms sting backfires.(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅToon Johnny Test Johnny Test MAD(<strong>TV</strong>Y7) Å (<strong>TV</strong>Y7) ÅTravel Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food(<strong>TV</strong>G) Å (<strong>TV</strong>G) Å (<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅTru World’s Dumbest... Bad home-madefireworks. (<strong>TV</strong>14)<strong>TV</strong> Land MASH (6:52) Å MASH (7:24) Å Home ImprovementUSA NCIS: Los Angeles (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅVH1 Top 40 of 20<strong>11</strong> (N)WGN A News (N) ÅCinemax S.W.A.T. ›› (2003, Action) SamuelL. Jackson, Colin Farrell. (6:15) (PG-13) ÅEncore Absolute Power ›› (1997, Suspense)Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman.(5:50) (R) ÅThe Big BangTheory ÅThe Pool (2007, Drama) Venkatesh Chavan, JahangirBadshah, Ayesha Mohan. A wealthy family fascinates aworking-class youth. ÅGhost Hunters The crew helps theVoas family. ÅThe Big BangTheory ÅThe Big BangTheory ÅPandora and the Flying Dutchman ›› (1951, Drama) James Mason,Ava Gardner, Nigel Patrick. An exiled American woman encounters a cursedsea captain.Virgin Diaries (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅThe Mentalist Rigsby has to ask Chofor a favor. (<strong>TV</strong>14)Ed, Edd ’n Eddy’s King of theJingle Hill ÅMan v. Food(<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅFull Throttle Saloon (<strong>TV</strong>14)NCIS Tracking the Port-to-Port killer.(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅToddlers & Tiaras Laila, Anna-Maria;Maya; Riley and Bob.The Mentalist Investigating a doublemurder. (<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅKing of theHill ÅGhost Hunters The crew investigatesthe Old U.S. Mint. ÅFunniest Commercials of the Year:20<strong>11</strong> (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14)My Effortless Brilliance ››› (2008, Comedy-Drama)Sean Nelson, Basil Harris. A writer tries to reconnect withan old friend. (10:35) ÅRoaring Rails ›› (1924, Drama) Harry Carey, FrankieDarro. Silent. A man takes a murder rap to raise moneyfor an operation. (10:15)Toddlers & Tiaras A sass-talkingGrandma. (N) ÅLeverage Parker’s friend is targetedby a thief. ÅAmerican Dad(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅAmerican Dad(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅGhost Hunters The Hotel Alex Johnson;Maddie’s debut.Conan Actor Bob Costas; actor MikeZohn. (N) ÅThe World MovesOn ›› (1934)(<strong>11</strong>:45)Toddlers & Tiaras Laila, Anna-Maria;Maya; Riley and Bob.Southland Sammy seeks answers inthe desert. (<strong>TV</strong>MA)Family Guy(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅHot & Spicy Paradise (N) (<strong>TV</strong>G) Å Caught-Camera Caught-Camera Man v. Food(<strong>TV</strong>G) ÅFull Throttle Saloon Michael makesa risky move. (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14)Home ImprovementEverybody-RaymondEverybody-RaymondNCIS The Port-to-Port killer is revealed.(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅBaseball Wives Cheri plans to settlean old score. (N) (<strong>TV</strong>14)Black Gold (N)Hot in Cleveland The Exes (N)(N) ÅPsych Shawn and Juliet’s romanticgetaway. (N) ÅFamily Guy(<strong>TV</strong>14) ÅMan v. Food ÅFull Throttle Saloon Jesse gets TedNugent to perform. (<strong>TV</strong>14)The King ofQueens ÅThe King ofQueens ÅBurn Notice The team helps Jesse’sfriend. (<strong>11</strong>:01) ÅTough Love: Miami The bootcampers Baseball Wives Cheri plans to settlemust make a decision.an old score. (<strong>TV</strong>14)30 Rock (<strong>TV</strong>14) Scrubs (<strong>TV</strong>14) Å Scrubs (<strong>TV</strong>14) Å It’s Always Sunny It’s Always SunnyÅin Phila. in Phila.Happy Gilmore ›› (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Little Fockers › (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro, BenJulie Bowen. A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Stiller. The whole clan arrives for the Focker twins’ birthday.(PG-13) tour. (8:15) (PG-13) ÅÅThe Take Resentment culminates ina horrific act. (<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅHBO The Losers ›› (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana, Chris Evans.Elite commandos hunt the man who betrayed them. (7:15) (PG-13) ÅShowtime I Am Number Four ›› (20<strong>11</strong>, Action)Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant.(6) (PG-13) ÅStarz Boss Kane and his camp hide information.(<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅTMC Lily in Love ›› (1985) ChristopherPlummer, Maggie Smith. (6:15)(PG-13) ÅHomeland Carrie is hospitalized.(<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅBoss Kane takes a break from CityHall. (<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅFuturama Å Futurama Å South Park(<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅLingerie (<strong>11</strong>:40)ÅAustin Powers in Goldmember ›› (2002, Comedy) The Avengers › (1998, Adventure) Ralph Fiennes, UmaMike Myers. Austin goes back to 1975 to rescue his captivefather. (8:50) (PG-13) Åaristocrat. (PG-13)Thurman. Two British spies attempt to bring down anÅBoardwalk Empire Jimmy hopes tomake amends with Nucky. (<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅInside the NFL (N) ÅFour Lions ››› (2009, Comedy-Drama) Riz Ahmed, Arsher Ali, Nigel Lindsay.Bumbling jihadists try to carry out acts of terrorism in England. (R) Å24/7 Flyers/Rangers: Road tothe NHL Winter Classic (Seriespremiere) (N) ÅDebra DiGiovanni: Single, Awkward,Female (N) (<strong>TV</strong>MA) Å24/7 Flyers/Rangers: Road to theNHL Winter Classic ÅInside the NFL ÅHow Do You Know ›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Spartacus: Gods of the ArenaOwen Wilson, Paul Rudd. A woman gets caught in a love triangle. (PG-13) Å (<strong>11</strong>:01) (<strong>TV</strong>MA) ÅRed ›› (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich. TheCIA targets a team of former agents for assassination. (PG-13) Å