The Number 23Cast: Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen, Danny HustonDirector: Joel SchumacherPsychological thrillers are a tough gig. You need an ending. The buildup,the suspense, the rising action, all that squirmy paranoia, it’s easyenough to build. It’s the ending that’s the tricky part. Films like Mementodo it right; films like Fight Club, too. Their twist, the unraveled knot ofanxiety that splays out in explanation and relief, comes with anotherbulge of knots; it leaves you breathless and troubled, disturbed if you’relucky. But without the ending, without the final flick in the nose andpunch in the gut, a psycho-thriller is just a bunch of untied shoelaces.FILMonce a whisper, is now a screech, and he worries for the safety of hisown family.Stop there. Just stop the film, put down your popcorn and walk away.Because that’s as good as The Number 23 will get. The bouncy humor,the family drama, the rise in paranoia, the fascination in 23, it all worksup until here. But it’s as if Screenwriter Fernley Phillips lost the thread.It was unraveling with speed and machismo, promising to towerupwards in a great final disturbance. But instead it turned inward andricocheted blindly backwards. Instead of opening up the throttle andletting the number have real meaning and significance, Phillips turnsthe plot inward and shells up the climax with a muffled grunt. - SamuelOsbornThis is the affliction born to The Number 23. It’s a finetwo-act movie. But that third act…with the climax allflaccid and the end a noiseless wheeze, it leaves uswith that let-down feeling of something promising turnedinstantly to a sham. I won’t give the ending away, butsuffice it to say that it’s summed up by the word “typical.”Commonplace is the ending. And commonplace issomewhere The Number 23 has no business being.The rest of the film is a good one; a fine looking few rollsof celluloid, in fact. Jim Carrey plays the lead, stillrounding off the sharper edges of his comedy andreminding us happily of Tom Hanks’ move from comedyto drama. He’s a hopelessly likeable actor pairedgracefully with Virginia Madsen, who plays Carrey’swife and mother to his teenage son. The family livescomfortably under Agatha’s (Madsen) cake shop andWalter’s (Carrey) job as an animal control officer. Theparanoia enters like a whisper, as feckless andunassuming as director Joel Schumacher can stand.The famously melodramatic director is often thought ofas the second-string choice for any theatrical filmmaking,just behind the dramatic grandmaster Baz Luhrmann(Moulin Rouge!). Schumacher revels in colors andcamera tricks, over-saturating and under-saturating hisimages until they’re hardly recognizable. The effect hereis controlled, but not empty of pizzazz.The book Agatha finds (or does it find her?) when waitingfor Walter outside a used bookshop is “The Number 23”by Topsy Kretts. Walter opens the novel on his day off,gorging himself on the minutiae of its hardboiled detectivehero and fantasizing himself in the lead role. Schumacherindulges Walter further, fancying “The Number 23’s”Detective Fingerling as a slippery-haired Mr. Carrey in acheap suit and a dry growl. Much of the story is actuallytold within the novel itself, with Fingerling getting lost in thenumerology surrounding the number 23 and slippingtowards the inevitability of murder. Back in reality, Walter isfinding uncanny resemblances between Fingerling andhimself. It’s as if, he once mentions, the author knows himbetter than he does. Agatha writes it off as an effect ofgood literature, but reconsiders when she finds scribblednumerology on Walter’s arm one morning with the underlinedwords “Kill Her.” He’s begun to see the number everywhere.It’s in his name, his social security number, his birth date,and even the day he and Agatha first met. His paranoia,
Reno 911!: MiamiReleased in theatres on February 23 rd , Reno 911! Miami ishilarious. The mission to Miami is not unlike the Reno911! television program reflecting a parody of COPS.Utilizing the same ridiculous humor, a camera followsaround members of the Reno Sheriff’s Departmentthroughout their work days. A camera is always around atthe most inconvenient times to catch the force displayingracism, unrequited attractions, promiscuity, passiveaggressivefeuds, sexuality, and other dysfunctionaltroubles.“Twentieth Century Fox duped us into signing these papers,allowing them to follow us with cameras 24-hours a day,”said Lieutenant Jim Dangle. “Our attorney is looking into it.We signed (the contract while) under the influence of MillerHigh Life.”several guest stars, such as The 40-Year-Old Virgin’s Paul Rudd.Much of the film’s memorable lines were improvised on theset, similar to the TV series. Each of the actors appreciatedtheir new found freedom to use any language on the bigscreen without getting beeped. Reno 911!: Miami featuresA police convention in Miami brings the Reno Sheriff’s Department to fun in the Florida sun. On their first night in town, each member of the motleycrew hits South Beach, driving down the middle of Lincoln Road between the cafes. Wearing a bulletproof vest on the outside of his shirt, DeputyTravis Junior gets tazered when talking to hottie in their motel. Later that evening, they each wind up highly intoxicated and masturbating in theirhotel rooms with the window shades open. The next morning, Junior concocts his own hangover remedy for an upset stomach, headache, andthe hair of the dog. “It’s a knock off of Pepto-Bismol called Dr. Peppy,” he explained. “Then take two Alka-Seltzers and a shot of tequila.”Terrorists launch a biochemical attack on the convention, and the entire Miami PD gets trapped in building. Reno’s eight visiting patrolmen andwomen are left in charge of taking back the city from a Cuban drug-runnercleverly named “Pacino,” wearing a white suit and loud shirt, recreating theinfamous Tony Montana. The antagonist rants about “cock-a-roaches” insome infectious dialogue, including “Say hello to my little friend.”The team manages to get in a handful of fender-benders during the vacationout East. “When you watch the movie it looks like these nimrods crash a carevery time they drive it. No absolutely not,” said Junior. “It’s more like onethird.”The gang accidentally solves the crime, saving the day. “I actually feellike a hero,” he explained during our interview.The Reno 911!: Miami script was written by the series’ co-creators and actors,Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon and Kerri Kenney. I had the goldenopportunity to speak with all three talents last month while the Reno troopwere in South Florida for their first big screen presentation.As I questioned Dangle about my hometown, he raved about Miami. “It’s thegreatest city on Earth. I love Miami. It’s numero uno,” he reported. “I’ve seensome of the tightest banana hammocks here that I’ve ever viewed in my entirelife. It makes me feel free.” The lieutenant went on poking fun at Nevada andits residents. And when I questioned the officer about the numerous beerbottles seen falling out of the police car when the unit arrived at the screening,“No, absolutely not,” he retorted. “They were cans.”Dangle was proud to announce that he makes his extremely short shortshimself. And usually in the nude, as moviegoers will see for themselves.“These are not regulation shorts, I had to get permission,” said the selfproclaimedsex-symbol. “I wear the shorts because they are tactical. I canrun like a cheetah.” Of course, if Dangle were to lose his job as a cop, hewould be delighted to work as a “restaurant hostess,” or as the cruise directoron a casino boat, if not starring in a musical production of some sort.When asked what advice he would you give young folks interested in joininglaw enforcement, Junior quickly replied “Don’t do it.” “Crime doesn’t play, andneither does being a cop. There are lots of other openings now, such asamateur porn” Dangle explained. And in closing, the team’s final message forSouth Floridians is simple; “Buy your drugs from Canada.” –by Todd McFliker