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The Tiger Times Summer 2013 Page 7Three Missing WomenWritten by: Bryana MarshallOn Monday, May 6th, a woman screamed for help from the crack in a door of a house where she and two other women were being held captive. This woman, Amanda Berry,was able to finally break free of this terrible experience along with Georgina DeJesus and Michelle Knight. Each of these women has been reported missing for ten years.Amanda Berry went missing the twenty-first of April in 2003 on the eve of her seventeenth birthday. Georgina DeJesus was reported missing the fourth of April in 2004; shewas only thirteen. Michelle Knight was taken when she was twenty-one years old on the twenty-second of August in 2002. Each woman made it out alive and were taken tothe MetroHealth Medical Center emergency room that Monday night and released Tuesday morning.Charles Ramsey was the man to save the day for these trapped women. He happened to hear Berry screaming through the door for help and he ran to see what was goingon. Ramsey and a man named Angel Cordero broke down the door, freeing Berry and her daughter. She later told police of the other two women trapped inside.Ramsey told police he had no idea the suspect, Ariel Castro, had other people in his own home. He told them that he and Castro were good neighbors and Castro neverseemed to be different from any one else Ramsey had seen: "He just comes out to his backyard, plays with the dogs, tinkers with his cars and motorcycles, goes back in thehouse. He's not doing anything but the average stuff. You see what I'm saying? There's nothing exciting about him. Well, until today." (CNN)Ariel Castro was arrested and is being held on pending charges. 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