The Green Gymnasts ofKerridge and Ingersley Valeby Raphael Murray, KRIV volunteerYou won't have seen them at the Olympics. Youprobably won't have seen them at your local gym butif you've been out and about in the country aroundKerridge or Ingersley Vale on a Friday you may wellhave seen them in action. They come in all shapesand sizes, both young and not so young, both lads andlassies. Some have escaped from paid employment, otherschoose to do this as an escape from their day job. The mainthing they have in common is a sense of humour. In view ofthe number of stand-up (and sit-down) comedians amongthem the latter quality is essential. They are, of course, theKerridge Ridge and Ingersley Vale (KRIV) volunteers.However, rather than treading a treadmill, running on thespot, twirling on parallel bars or somersaulting across thefloor, these gymnasts get their physical kicks from helping toimprove the countryside. This involves projects such asclearing overgrown footpaths, re-laying long neglectedhedges, rebuilding dry stone walls that have fallen victim togravity or restoring stone steps that have ceased to provide afirm footing. The physical effort arises from the sawing,Volunteers uncovera historic paved pathcutting, digging, lifting and lopping involved but there's alsoample opportunity to practise the more constructive skillsinvolved in walling, hedge-laying, fencing etc. Most projectsconcern conservation and restoration of footpaths and publicareas that without the work of the volunteers would simplynot get done. For some projects, however, a contributiontowards costs of essential materials such as tea, coffee andbiscuits is appreciated. Some of these funds are also usedfor purchase and maintenance of tools and equipment.Projects for next year include restoring the 'Wedding steps'and completion of work on the flagstone footpath to Ingersley.However, if you are aware of a project that you feel mightbenefit from the work of the green gymnasts of Kerridgeplease contact John Stagg on 01625 572816. We can'tpromise that we'll be able to carry out all worthy projects,however for the health and fitness of the gymnasts and thegood of the countryside we will do what we can. We mayeven uncover the way to the Lamp and Candle.More information is also available on the KRIV website:http://www.kriv.org.uk/Recipe of the MonthCheesy HerbToastsMakes 18 to 24 toastsIngredients1 long slim French loafSoftened butter forspreading125g (4oz)packet softcream cheese with herbs& garlic175g (6oz) GratedCheddar cheeseLittle mild paprikaMethod1. Pre-heat oven 220C /210C fan/gas mark 7.2. Cut the loaf diagonally into 1 /2 inch slices usinga sharp bread knife.3. Thinly butter both sides of each slice, then spreadthe cream cheese on one side.4. Top each with a little grated cheese and a dustingof paprika.5. Arrange on baking trays and bake for 8-10 minsor until melted and golden brown.– Nibbles to serve with Christmas drinks!14
The Robin HoodFood Served:Mon - Sat 12 - 2.30pmand 5.30 - 8.30pmSun - 12 - 4pmTues Night - Pie & a Pint £8.50Thurs Night - Curry & Drink £7.95Real Cask Ales4 En Suite B&B RoomsA Warm WelcomeT el: 01625 574060www.robinhoodrainow.co.ukPenny LaneHolidayCottages◆ Two charming 18th-century stone cottages,recently refurbished to a high standard.◆ Long and shorts breaks available all year round.For more information call: 01625 410735Petsand childrenwelcomewww.pennylaneholidaycottages.co.ukA Busy Christmas-Time(to the tune of 'Jingle Bells')Dashing round the town, running from shop to shopSnow is falling down, there is no time to stopChristmas grub to buy, presents by the scoreYour credit card is up to max, your poor old feet are soreChorusChristmas-time, Christmas-time, you're feeling rather stressedThe Christmas cards need posting and the tree is still not dressedChristmas-time, Christmas-time, you really need a breakYou haven't bought the turkey yet or iced the Christmas cakeNow it's Christmas Eve, you'd really like a napSome jobs you just can't leave, there's still some stuff to wrap.A tie for Uncle Bob, for Gran a box of chocsAnd Dad will be delighted with those singing Santa socks.ChorusChristmas Day, Christmas Day, the presents given outYou hope that you have chosen things they just can't live withoutChristmas Day, Christmas Day the dinner to prepareAnd Gran has hit the sherry, now she's snoring in the chairChristmas dinner's done, you wear a tired smileIf everyone's had fun, then it's all been worthwhileThe dishes are all washed, left-overs fill the fridgeYou just sit down then someone says 'Let's walk up Kerridge Ridge'ChorusChristmas-time Christmas-time, a busy time of yearWe villagers of <strong>Rainow</strong> are still full of festive cheerChristmas-time, Christmas-time, hope you have a ballFrom Cesterbridge to Charleshead - Merry Christmas to you all!by Judy WilkinsonBroadband UpdateYour call will be answered as soon as possibleby Raph MurraySuperfast broadband (SFB) has now been available toresidents connected to the Stocks Lane telephone cabinetsince September and those who have taken the opportunityto upgrade their broadband connection are now benefitingfrom much faster broadband speeds. This is particularlybeneficial when using services such as i-Player or Skype ordownloading large files. Residents who mainly use the internetfor e-mail or searches have less need for SFB. However, if theyare paying for a standard broadband tariff promising up to 8mbps they may be disappointed that BT (and other suppliers),rather than using the availability of a fibre optic supply to thevillage to deliver their promised broadband speed, have insteadrequired that residents wishing to get faster broadband have toupgrade their broadband service. Therefore to benefit from thefaster broadband speeds available from fibre optic you will needto contact your broadband provider to arrange connection of SFBto your property. This will require installation of new equipmentand may require alteration of existing wiring. It is also likely thatdifferent broadband subscription rates will apply.Unfortunately or, in view of the teething problems encounteredwith the SFB upgrade, perhaps fortunately, residents connectedto the telephone cabinet on Calrofold Lane or the junction ofBlaze Hill and Jumper Lane do not yet have the option toupgrade. The main reason for this is that, without publicinvestment, BT do not consider that it is commercially viable toupgrade these cabinets. As part of the Connecting CheshireProject, Cheshire East Council is cautiously optimistic that theseother parts of <strong>Rainow</strong> could be included in the publicly fundeddeployment of improved broadband. However the timetable, thetechnology used and the areas to be upgraded are still to beagreed as part of discussion and negotiation with BT Openreach.15