6 B <strong>July</strong> 28 - Aug. 3, 2011 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Examiner</strong>’s SETX <strong>Entertainment</strong> <strong>Guide</strong>Tease me, please!Icon of burlesque comes toHouston’s House of BluesDita Von Teese goes oneon one with <strong>The</strong> <strong>Examiner</strong>By Chad CooperWebster’s dictionary defines the word“burlesque” as theatrical entertainmentof a broadly humorous often earthycharacter consisting of short turns, comicskits, and sometimes striptease acts. <strong>The</strong>term actually dates back to the 16th centurywhen Italian poet Francesco Berni used it inthe title of a work called Opere burlesche.Burlesque shows reached America in 1868 andthe popularity continued to rise until Prohibition wasput into place and cities began to outlaw the shows.But in recent times, new interest has been generatedthanks in most part to Dita Von Teese. Born inWest Branch, Mich., Von Teese grew up fascinatedby the Golden Age of Cinema, pin-up imagery andvintage lingerie. She began her burlesque career in1992 and with the help of the corset, and her ownfashion and beauty sense, Von Teese can be creditedwith putting the tease back in striptease.She has also been featured in Playboy three timesand was the performer of choice at events by designersMarc Jacobs, Christian Louboutin, Louis Vuitton,Chopard and Cartier, and was the first guest starin history at Paris’ famed cabaret <strong>The</strong> Crazy Horse.Von Teese, 38, has authored two books, Burlesqueand the Art of the Teese and Dita Stripteese.<strong>The</strong> <strong>Examiner</strong> was granted an exclusive interviewwith the iconic Von Teese, who will be performing asold-out show at the House of Blues in Houston onSaturday, <strong>July</strong> 30. Burlesque: Strip Strip Hooray! isa 90-minute variety show and is considered VonTeese’s most spectacular to date.She will perform with her new Swarovski MartiniGlass that Von Teese herself describes as her “ultimate,most decadent, and dazzling martini glassever.” This beautiful art-deco style cocktail glass iscrystalized from top to bottom and features over250,000 Swarovski crystals.Fans will also see Von Teese perform as “RhinestoneCowgirl” dressed in pink Swarovski crystal,twirling sparkling guns and strutting around in custom-madeChristian Louboutin cowboy boots completewith spurs. She then climbs aboard the world’smost glamorous authentic mechanical bull.Joining her on stage will be MC Murray Hill,along with a who’s who of burlesque, includingDirty Martini, Selene Luna, Monsieur Romeo (hostof L’Effleur Des Sens), Lada (from <strong>The</strong> Crazy Horsein Paris) and Medianoche.Leading up to the first show on this tour, howlong did it take to put together, includingrehearsal time?Well, the shows I am performing are acts that I havebeen performing for different lengths of time, andeven though it’s the debut for many of the cities I’mcoming to, they are the very best of the acts I’vebeen performing for years. Each of these three actsI’m performing took between two to four years tocreate, and upwards of $100,000 each to produce, soit been a work in progress to bring them all togetherin one show. With the expense of creating the music,the props and the costumes, it’s not like I make newshows every month ... although I would certainlylike to. I have invested over a million dollars in myacts, so it takes some time before I get to make brandnew ones, especially because this is the first time Ihave toured with these shows.
<strong>July</strong> 28 - Aug. 3, 2011 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Examiner</strong>’s SETX <strong>Entertainment</strong> <strong>Guide</strong>7 BIf you could perform on stage with any bandor musician, who would it be?I’ve performed with many big orchestras, and that’sdefinitely the way to go when it comes to burlesque.<strong>The</strong> most important thing is to have a great bandleaderwho works in tandem with the burlesque dancer.<strong>The</strong> best ones would run the music according towhat the stripper was doing — start the drum-rollwhen the gloves comes off, letting up if she stops orslows down. <strong>The</strong> best burlesque bands followed theperformer’s every move! And the bigger the brasssection, the better!Do you remember what/when was the firstburlesque outfit you put on, and your thoughtswhen you saw yourself in the mirror?It wasn’t really like that. I started by making outfitsto dance in back in 1990, and this was before the bigburlesque revival. Back then, I was just a stripperwho liked dressing vintage, so it wasn’t an “ah ha”moment. <strong>The</strong> only real moment like that that I recallwas my discovery of red lipstick in the ’80s. I suddenlyfelt glamorous, and that sparked my interest inthe creation of beauty, since I felt like a very ordinaryblonde girl. From there, I set my sights on givingmyself a classic Hollywood makeover. Twentyyears later, this show is the result.If you could go back in time, whom would youmost like to seduce?What if I prefer to be seduced? I would have liked tobe seduced by Valentino.What’s the best piece of advice someone hasgiven you?Not to compromise my ideals for the sake of beingpopular or commercialized.Who has been your biggest influence, bothclassic and modern?My classic influence is Gypsy Rose Lee because shemanaged to be a household name as a stripper in the1930s and managed to have a lifelong career thatevolved with her age. She had female fans thatadmired her for being both a glamorous sex symboland an independent single mother at the same time inan era where that was not the norm. Modernly speaking,I admire self-created women who dare to bedifferent and have distinctive personal style. I lovewomen like Carmen Dell’Orefice, who is absoluteelegance, a perfect example of timeless beauty andsensuality that does not rely on youth or clichés ofwhat beauty is. I also love Anna Piaggi, and the lateIsabella Blow.How do you relax before a show? Any preshowmusic or ritual?Well, I try to sleep in, which is not the norm for me,since usually I like to go to bed early and wake upearly, so I have to try to switch to showgirl timewhen I’m performing. Other than that, I have specifictimes I need to eat my meals so I can corsetdown and feel physically good onstage in the heavycostumes. I arrive backstage a couple hours beforethe show so I can enjoy the ritual of doing my makeupand hair. I have a pre-show music list that hasnothing to do with retro music, because by then, I’vebeen hearing my show music so often, I can’t bear itanymore; I need something that is the opposite of it.My playlist is an eclectic blend of electronic music,’80s and rap. We have all kinds of sing-a-longs in mydressing room before the show. Everyone that worksbackstage with me has to know both parts of “<strong>The</strong>Girl is Mine” so they can duet with me.What’s next after the tour?Photos courtesy of Dita Von TeeseI’m going to visit a friend for a few days in the country,and then I’m back to work, shooting my newlingerie collection and my dress collection. <strong>The</strong> pastfew years, I’ve been taking the entire month ofAugust like the Europeans do, but this year I’vedecided to stay in LA and work. I’m really excitedabout work right now; there’s a lot to do.For more information about Dita Von Teese, visit herofficial site at dita.net.Photo by Aaron D. Settipane/Ayessemedia.com
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