Issue 1322 - Action Ads

TWO PIED CROWS PRETENDINGTO BE CROWNED EAGLES.....AND WHY NOT? MY NEXT TRIPMUST DEFINITELY INCLUDE THESHOEBILL IN THE BENGUELASWAMPS..... A BILL LIKE ASHOE.ONE OF MY FRIENDS SEND ME AMESSAGE WHEN THEY HEARD IFELT A BIT SICK...... THIS ISWHAT THEY SAID: “TELL HR IHPE SHE BCMS RYT.”HAAAIBO..... THANK YOU MYSISTA, I WILL BCM RYT....LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THANSOUND, THAT’S WHY SOMEPEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTILYOU HEAR THEM SPEAK......THEN YOU REALISE, UH UH,THIS ONE IS ONLY KNITTINGWITH ONE NEEDLE, THIS ONE ISSEVERAL SANDWICHES SHORTOF A PICNIC... AND SO ON..... XXTHIS IS THE TIME OF THE YEARWHEN THE MUNICIPALITYKINDLY MOWS THE VERGES ONTHE HEADS, HUNTERS HOMEAND REXFORD ROADS.... IT’SALSO THE ONLY TIME OF THEYEAR THAT THE LOVELYYELLOW DANDELIONS BLOOMIN THEIR THOUSANDS..... BUTTHE UNFORTUNATE MEETINGOF TENDER STEMS AND METALBLADE PUTS AN END TO THATDISPLAY IN NO TIME...... PS. IHAVE A BREDIE RECIPE WITHDANDELIONS IN IT. REALLY. XX