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that gem. It is curious that for all his performative tendencies<br />
Peter lacked a true appreciation for his audience. His desire to<br />
entertain was only surpassed by his desire to see people squirm.<br />
If his joke got a laugh, he was pleased, but if a joke offended,<br />
shocked, or embarrassed, he was proud.<br />
JON<br />
Jon was a truck driver who was saving up to buy a cricket<br />
farm. Once he got the farm established, he was going to hire<br />
a cricket farm manager, buy a sailboat, and live at sea off his<br />
earnings.<br />
KIRK<br />
Kirk loved James Taylor and TV shows about paranormal<br />
activities. He debated whether to take his 12-year-old son on<br />
vacation to a tree top village in Oregon or repair his ailing<br />
Saturn.<br />
SALMAN<br />
Salman wore a series of tee shirts that made me want to fall<br />
in love with him. <strong>The</strong> first one was “I’m for PLoS one.” A shout<br />
out to an interactive, open-access journal for the communication<br />
of all peer-reviewed, scientific and medical research published by<br />
the Public Library of Science (PloS).<br />
I’m a sucker for proud geeks. Men who embrace their big<br />
brains and aren’t afraid to use them. Salman was an astronomer/<br />
physicist. He was clever and jovial. Smart and articulate. He<br />
grew up in Pakistan and had a beautiful accent and a gorgeous<br />
head of hair. He had an amazing ability to take something as<br />
far away and out of reach as the stars and bring them to me<br />
in a way I could comprehend, mostly using references to pop<br />
culture. Although he was a complete gentleman, he never paid<br />
me a single compliment. I kept waiting for one: “You look nice<br />
tonight.” I craved any small acknowledgement and would have<br />
gladly settled for a generic “You have pretty eyes.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> last time I saw Salman, his tee shirt said, “Who the hell<br />
do I think I am?” I wanted to laugh and punch him.<br />
Passing Time in Los Altos<br />
Liz Gutekunst<br />
<strong>The</strong> only thing I could say in Spanish<br />
was “No te preocupes”<br />
which meant “don’t worry,” though<br />
I once said I was a “pendejo”<br />
and thought it meant stupid. Oh, no.<br />
I do worry. I don’t speak Spanish.<br />
So the men, delighted, talked at me very fast<br />
at which I smiled and understood nothing.<br />
Though sometimes I would repeat<br />
“No te preocupes.”<br />
Rats<br />
Liz Gutekunst<br />
After Stafford’s “Passing Remark”<br />
I never saw a rat sorry for itself. I never saw<br />
two rats consoling each other for being rats.<br />
Rats live good full rat-lives with other rats. Ratmind<br />
and rat heart plunge them into rat sex with other impassioned<br />
rats.<br />
People say they are poison and ugly and cause disease.<br />
I say people cause disease.<br />
I never caught a cold or syphilis or scabies or manic<br />
depression from a rat.<br />
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