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Smoke in the Wires Sep 2015

Smoke in the Wires is the digital magazine of the Panhandle British Car Association.

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I also have a drive-<strong>in</strong> movie speaker on <strong>the</strong><br />

shelf that always triggers a fond memory.<br />

My parents used to take us to <strong>the</strong> drive-<strong>in</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong>ater and my fa<strong>the</strong>r was once a smalltown<br />

cop. I remember one night at <strong>the</strong><br />

drive-<strong>in</strong>, our Blazer was struck by a beer can<br />

tossed from <strong>the</strong> adjo<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g car. When my<br />

fa<strong>the</strong>r confronted <strong>the</strong> underage trio, <strong>the</strong>y<br />

attempted to flee. My fa<strong>the</strong>r reached<br />

through <strong>the</strong> car for <strong>the</strong> keys, but only<br />

collected part of <strong>the</strong> driver’s shirt as <strong>the</strong>y<br />

tore away. He also collected <strong>the</strong> plate<br />

number. I was with my fa<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> next<br />

morn<strong>in</strong>g when he went knock<strong>in</strong>g. The guy<br />

who answered <strong>the</strong> door was miss<strong>in</strong>g half his<br />

shirt and had four claw marks across his<br />

chest. Busted! I’ll never forget that <strong>in</strong>cident and <strong>the</strong><br />

Pampered hose clamps perform better<br />

speaker serves to rem<strong>in</strong>d me of a great story and time<br />

with my fa<strong>the</strong>r.<br />

While <strong>the</strong> speaker is recognizable to most of us,<br />

some objects are personal and only hold mean<strong>in</strong>g to<br />

<strong>the</strong> owner. They can’t really be counted as<br />

automobilia, <strong>the</strong>y are just objects or parts but share<br />

shelf space with <strong>the</strong> more flamboyant automobilia. I<br />

hold two souvenirs from <strong>the</strong> Jaguar I owned <strong>in</strong><br />

England. The super-sized distributor cap does a poor<br />

job of hold<strong>in</strong>g pens and pencils, but <strong>the</strong> fact that it is<br />

so poor at hold<strong>in</strong>g 13 pencils rem<strong>in</strong>ds me that I once<br />

tangled regularly with a mighty Jaguar V-12.<br />

Conversely, <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r souvenir is a rem<strong>in</strong>der of a<br />

great lesson-learned. What appears to be a crooked<br />

small coil spr<strong>in</strong>g is, <strong>in</strong> fact, <strong>the</strong> thread from one of<br />

my spark plugs. After I had snapped off <strong>the</strong> plug<br />

flush with <strong>the</strong> cyl<strong>in</strong>der head of that jag, a real<br />

mechanic hand-drilled out <strong>the</strong> plug with such<br />

precision, <strong>the</strong> head didn’t have to come off or even<br />

need a helicoil!<br />

The small (or large) accessories we keep that put our<br />

cars <strong>in</strong> context are part of <strong>the</strong> fun of runn<strong>in</strong>g a classic<br />

car. What do you have as your automobilia? An old<br />

enamel sign, a gas pump, or a sp<strong>in</strong>ner? Whatever it<br />

is, we would love for you to share it with us.<br />

The drive-<strong>in</strong> movie speaker shares space with an old oil bottle and a v<strong>in</strong>tage<br />

English oil can reserved solely for fill<strong>in</strong>g SU dampers<br />

<strong>Smoke</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Wires</strong> <strong>Sep</strong>tember <strong>2015</strong> Page 11

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