Cecelia_Ahern_-_Love_Rosie

36 Cecelia Ahern
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Alex
Almost a man
Brian
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Brian?
BRIAN????
BRIAN THE WHINE????
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HA HA!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha you’re going to the debs with Brian the Whine?!!! I
can’t believe it! Talk about scraping the barrel! Brian, who spilled pizza
down James’s sleeping bag at my 10th birthday party? Brian who caused
mass hysteria in my house and ruined my birthday? Brian who lifted your
skirt when you were six, in front of everyone in the school yard to reveal
your knickers? The Brian you were stuck sitting beside for all of second
class, who ate fish sandwiches every day for lunch and picked his nose while
you ate yours? The Brian who followed us home from school every day
singing, “Rosie and Alex up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?” and made you cry and
ignore me for a week? The Brian who spilled his beer all down your new top