velvet book 07

Wash an entire week’s laundry with a can of deodorant?
Put conditioner on your privates before a date?
Know that girls don’t poo (obviously).
Sound familiar? Then you are of course the fine specimen of a man you had always
suspected. No task to big nor Nando’s to far, you have climbed the ladder of ‘Ladism’ and
reached the pinnacle of knowledge and banter. Yet like your fellow brethren, there is a
question that stands in your way. WHAT DO GIRLS DO IN THE BATHROOM IF THEY DON’T POO?
For years this mystery has plagued man, how can they take so long, why is the tap always
running and why do they act so secretive about the ordeal if nothing is going on?
Well we said no more! We dedicated our lives to solving this great puzzle, using the knowledge
passed to us from our forefathers and their fathers before them, We have travelled the
corners of the globe, ran our data through the greatest living minds and of course not asked
a single girl, all in order to create the possibly the most accurate manual to what girls ‘do’
when they don’t.
So read on, solve the unknown but remember this is powerful information we suggest you read
this manual at a time of your greatest concentration... On the Bog. Fear not! The pages double
as toilet roll, so depending on your diet you can quite literally burn after reading.
did you just?
i hope you
like pums
yes