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What you may
have in common
with James Bond
Though the odds are he won’t live to
see tomorrow, James Bond is otherwise
a regular guy. He has his check directdeposited,
maintains an Amazon wishlist
and is the cool neighbor on the cul-de-sac
who gives-out full-size candy bars.
Here are a few other things about him
we can relate to...
• Keeps his Gmail password, nephews’
birthdays, and MI6’s 256-bit decryption
string written on a Post-it note folded in
his wallet.
• Buys shampoo at the Dollar Store
because no one says you can’t be licensed
to kill and be bargain-conscious, too.
• Hangs out at home on his off days in
flannel pajama bottoms with Guinness
logos.
• Got Moneypenny in Secret Santa;
getting her something from Hickory Farms
when he gets back from assignment in
Macau.
• Seriously considering buying a selfie
stick.
• New Bond girl tells him to cool it with
so much Axe body spray.
• Calls basement home office his “lair.”
• Keeps forgetting to tell fleet mechanic
that Aston Martin makes funny noise when
making tight left turns.
• On 2014 performance review, M
assessed him as “meets expectations.”
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Love the Coopers (PG-13)
Alan Arkin, John Goodman, Diane Keaton,
Anthony Mackie and Amanda Seyfried are among
the members of four generations of a family who
reunite to celebrate Christmas. Adorable hijinks and
heartwarming melodrama ensue. (Associated Press)
Thematic elements, language and some sexuality.
Not reviewed.
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My All American (PG)
A University of Texas football star (Finn Wittrock)
relies on the help of his coach (Aaron Eckhart) to
confront an unexpected dilemma. (Associated
Press) Thematic elements, language and brief partial
nudity. Not reviewed.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood
Suffragette (PG-13)
The story of the foot soldiers of the early feminist
movement, women who were forced underground
to pursue a dangerous game of cat and mouse with
an increasingly brutal State. Carey Mulligan, Anne-
Marie Duff, Helena Bonham Carter. Some intense
violence, thematic elements, brief strong language
and partial nudity. Not reviewed.
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The 33 (PG-13)
Patricia Riggen (“Under the Same Moon”) directs
this drama recounting the harrowing experiences
of a group of 33 men who were trapped underground
after the collapse of a Chilean mine. Antonia
Banderas, Juliette Binoche, James Brolin. (Associated
Press) A disaster sequence and some language. Not
reviewed.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood, Winona
Continuing
Bridge of Spies (PG-13)
Steven Spielberg has taken the largely forgotten
1960 exchange of U.S. and Soviet spies and turned it
into a gripping character study and thriller that feels
a bit like a John Le Carre adaptation if Frank Capra
were at the controls. Tom Hanks, in full modern-day
Jimmy Stewart mode, stars as the genial U.S. negotiator.
Some violence and brief strong language.
Four stars.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood
Burnt (R)
Sobered up a decade after his drug-fueled
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flameout, a visionary chef (Bradley Cooper) hopes
his comeback can lead to a three-star Michelin rating.
As an often cliche-riddled tale of redemption,
“Burnt” is the equivalent of a sleek, well-lit, trendy
restaurant serving up mildly creative dishes on an
otherwise predictable menu. Language. Two stars.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood, Austin
Goosebumps (PG)
Jack Black plays author R.L. Stine in this scaryfunny
adaptation of Stine’s popular children’s horror
novels. (Associated Press) Scary and intense creature
action and images, and some rude humor. Not
reviewed.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood, Austin, Winona
Hotel Transylvania 2 (PG)
Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez and
Kevin James return as the voices of the creatures
and humans at the monsters-only resort. Some scary
images, action and rude humor. Not reviewed.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood
The Intern (PG-13)
Despite the high-concept premise — retired exec
(Robert De Niro) interns for e-commerce mogul
(Anne Hathaway) — “The Intern” is a lovely comfort
movie, nestled softly in a cynicism-free zone. De
Niro and Hathaway mesh in terrific fashion and
deliver utterly charming performances. Some suggestive
content and brief strong language. Three
and a half stars.
Galaxy, Hollywood
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The Last Witch Hunter (PG-13)
This action fantasy, starring Vin Diesel as an
immortal who protects the world from witches,
doesn’t work as campy escapism or as a guilty
pleasure. It’s just deadly and dreadful, loud and
obnoxious, convoluted and irritating, horrible and
dumb. Sequences of fantasy violence and frightening
images. One star.
Chateau, Austin
The Martian (PG-13)
A visual stunner, “The Martian” also is a hopeful
love letter to science and math, American resolve,
the power of friendship and international unity.
And it features Matt Damon giving one of his best
performances as a botanist stranded on Mars and
using all his ingenuity to establish communications
and stay alive. Three and a half stars.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood, Austin, Winona
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (R)
The horror film franchise that wouldn’t go away.
(Associated Press) Language and some horror violence.
Not reviewed.
Chateau, Galaxy
The Peanuts Movie (G)
A CGI, 3-D feature about Charlie Brown and his
gang could have been a recipe for disaster, but to
my great relief, this is a meticulously faithful and
clearly loving tribute to America’s favorite blockhead.
It’s a sweet, funny, smart, genuine all-ages
movie with simple, timeless messages. Rating: Three
and a half stars.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood, Austin, Winona
Spectre (PG-13)
The 24th James Bond film is solidly in the middle
of the all-time rankings, which means it’s still a slick,
beautifully photographed, action-packed, international
thriller with a number of ludicrously entertaining
set pieces. Daniel Craig remains a tightly
coiled, deadpan funny 007, and as the sadistic villain,
Christoph Waltz is wonderfully insane. Intense
sequences of action and violence, some disturbing
images, sensuality and language. Three stars.
Chateau, Galaxy, Hollywood, Austin, Winona
Woodlawn (PG)
A gifted high school football player must learn to
embrace his talent and his faith as he battles racial
tensions on and off the field. Thematic elements including
some racial tension/violence. Not reviewed.
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