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6 LIGHT SIDE<br />

The<br />

ENTERTAINMENT<br />

CROSS<br />

Word<br />

AHOLEHOLE<br />

Alright, steady on the pronunciation there!<br />

Aholehole reads as “a-holy-holy” and is<br />

used to describe a species of fish in the<br />

Pacific.<br />

E.g. “make sure you don’t burn the<br />

bottom of the aholehole on the BBQ!”<br />

xmas facts<br />

<strong>Christmas</strong> comes but once a year, and although giving and<br />

receiving gifts is rather nice, it might be a good thing it only<br />

happens once every 365 days... And to prove this, we’ve<br />

compiled 13 of the strangest <strong>Christmas</strong> traditions from all over<br />

the world.<br />

1. There lives in Austria a <strong>Christmas</strong> devil – Krampus – who is said<br />

to beat naughty children with branches.<br />

THIS IS EVOLUTION<br />

XXX<br />

2. Catalonians place a small figure of the Caganer in their<br />

nativity scenes – a small figure of a defecating man...<br />

3. In Norway no one cleans on <strong>Christmas</strong> Eve, lest you want your<br />

broom be stolen by witches and evil spirits!<br />

“I made this with my bear hands.”<br />

4. Most Japanese families eat KFC on <strong>Christmas</strong> Eve, thanks to a<br />

1974 advertising campaign.<br />

5. Venezuelans living in Caracass attend Mass in the run-up to<br />

<strong>Christmas</strong>...on roller skates!<br />

6. At <strong>Christmas</strong> time Greenlanders eat Kiviak, a dish of 500 dead<br />

auk birds stuffed into a seal skin and left to ferment for seven<br />

months. Yumm.<br />

7. Ukrainians decided to toss the tinsel and baubles and decorate<br />

their <strong>Christmas</strong> trees with artificial spiders and web.<br />

8. Some South Africans eat deep fried Mopani worms over<br />

<strong>Christmas</strong>. Only a hint of tomato sauce allowed...<br />

9. Some Welsh villages perform Mari Lwyd on <strong>Christmas</strong> Eve. A<br />

villager is chosen to parade through the streets carrying the skull<br />

of a mare on the end of a stick.<br />

10. The Yule Cat, which dwells in Icelandic Hills, will devour you if<br />

you don’t get new clothes before <strong>Christmas</strong> Eve. Or so it is said...<br />

11. In Italy children don’t get their gifts from Santa Claus. A friendly<br />

witch called Befana brings them toys on the fifth of january<br />

12. The Canadian postal service recognises the address Santa<br />

Claus, North Pole, Canada, H0H 0H0 and reply to all letters<br />

addressed as such.<br />

13. Christians in India make up either banana or mango trees as<br />

the traditional fir tree doesn’t take to kindly to the Indian climate.<br />

1920 2015<br />

spacio office phone booth<br />

#spaciophonebooth<br />

you will ever need...<br />

Straw Chair

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