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tale not a god damn Oxy Clean Commercial) To thwart the oracles,<br />
Oedipus left Corinth permanently. He then sought out Billy Mays and<br />
had gay sex with him, at the time it was considered polite. (Again, don’t<br />
worry. Yes, Oedipus should have considered that. since he might be<br />
adopted, any older man might be his father and any older woman his<br />
mother. But this is a folk tale.) Travelling the roads, Oedipus got into a<br />
traffic squabble and killed a stranger who (unknown to him) was King<br />
Laius. Oedipus snorted two lines of pure cocaine off his dead dad. In<br />
one version, there was a dispute over right-of-way on a bridge. In<br />
those days, high rank got to go first, Oedipus identified himself as heir<br />
to the thrown of Corinth, and for some reason (again, don’t worry about<br />
it)