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COLUMN<br />
East of Earwig<br />
Mark Bridge has mallets aforethought<br />
Photo by Mark Bridge<br />
Tradition is a strange thing. Sometimes it leaves<br />
us with events that seem ill-suited to the modern<br />
age, such as torch-wielding Zulu warriors marching<br />
through the streets of <strong>Lewes</strong>. And sometimes<br />
it makes us wonder why circumstances ever<br />
changed. The Busy Bee garage in Ringmer falls<br />
into the latter category: a place where you can<br />
fill up with petrol, get your car fixed and even<br />
buy a new one. It seems strange that anybody<br />
would want to disconnect those three activities<br />
into separate sites, particularly when there’s<br />
the opportunity of picking up a packet of fruit<br />
pastilles at the same time. Yet this type of all-inone<br />
establishment is almost an anachronism in a<br />
world where vehicles are now sold in megastores,<br />
petrol comes from a supermarket and you’re<br />
not allowed to open the bonnet of your own car<br />
without signing a disclaimer.<br />
Opposite the garage is the Cheyney Field, home<br />
to another tradition. It’s where Cheyney Croquet<br />
Club plays a game that can trace its roots back<br />
around 400 years. I really can’t see why a malletbased<br />
pastime isn’t more popular. It sounds<br />
like the kind of sport that should be an integral<br />
part of every macho stag weekend, alongside<br />
quad-bike racing in Estonia and an impromptu<br />
session of British Bulldog at the airport. Anyway,<br />
if you’re interested in learning more, there’s an<br />
open day at the club on Sunday 5th <strong>June</strong>, which<br />
just happens to be National Croquet Day.<br />
These two venues on the B2192 have been on<br />
my mind recently because I’ve sailed past them<br />
on the number 28 bus. I’m a big fan of public<br />
transport, even though it seems a little incongruous<br />
when double-deckers squeeze through the<br />
bottleneck outside Tom Paine’s house. One of the<br />
reasons for my fondness is the cost: a £3.40 return<br />
from Ringmer to <strong>Lewes</strong> is less than a couple<br />
of hours’ parking on the High Street. It’s more<br />
relaxing than the precision-timing required when<br />
trying not to exceed the limits of free supermarket<br />
parking. And I can claim a complimentary<br />
newspaper as part of my bus trip. You may be<br />
surprised how long you can sit in Caffè Nero<br />
if your empty coffee cup is hidden behind the<br />
Metro showbiz section.<br />
But my main reason for not driving into <strong>Lewes</strong><br />
is self-preservation. Tradition has gifted the<br />
town with attractive narrow streets of terraced<br />
cottages. Here in Ringmer, we’re blessed with<br />
new-fangled architectural features, including<br />
driveways for almost every house and roads that<br />
are wide enough for two vans to pass without<br />
snapping off their door mirrors like a pair of<br />
rutting stags. What Ringmerite would choose to<br />
venture into a place where every car bumper is as<br />
scuffed as a child’s football boot? Not without a<br />
warning sign on their vehicle, anyway. I’d recommend<br />
something along the lines of ‘Watch out - I<br />
play croquet’.<br />
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