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News<br />
Last Week In Reality<br />
SAT 28 TUE 31<br />
Shit Happens An expectant<br />
mother turns to an online forum<br />
for help: Her mother-in-law,<br />
who will be taking care of her<br />
baby, advised the woman that<br />
she should clean her baby’s<br />
mouth often with Chinese<br />
herbs, or with cockroach feces<br />
if the herbs were unavailable.<br />
<strong>The</strong> woman spoke out against<br />
the idea, but her mother-in-law<br />
insisted that her baby would<br />
only know learn to nurse if its<br />
mouth had been wiped with<br />
cockroach droppings. <strong>The</strong><br />
woman says she’s worried<br />
her mother-in-law would be<br />
offended if she hired a nanny.<br />
SUN 29<br />
Problem Solved? MTR<br />
employees put up a sign<br />
at the Kwun Tong MTR<br />
station: “Platform lift is out of service, passengers<br />
in need please use Ngau Tau Kok Station or Lam<br />
Tin Station.”<br />
MON 30<br />
Too Late To Apologize<br />
At around 9pm, near<br />
Li Yuen Street West in<br />
Central, a Caucasian man allegedly attacks a police<br />
sergeant, who calls for backup. Fellow officers arrive<br />
to subdue the man and he is arrested on suspicion<br />
of attacking a police officer. <strong>The</strong> man appears to<br />
resist arrest while shouting in Cantonese, “I’m sorry!<br />
I’m sorry!” <strong>The</strong> station sergeant is sent to hospital<br />
for injuries to his face and arm. An investigation<br />
is underway.<br />
Raining Fish In Kwun Tong,<br />
a dead fish the size of<br />
a hand falls onto the hood of<br />
a Mercedes-Benz before bouncing on to the ground.<br />
<strong>The</strong> owner of the car calls the police for help: Police<br />
arrive to investigate, but are unable to determine the<br />
fish’s point of origin.<br />
WED 1<br />
Spreading the Seed A photo<br />
uploaded to Facebook goes viral:<br />
A Kwai Tsing resident wakes up to<br />
see what appears to be a used condom dangling from her<br />
clothes drying rack. Netizens urge the woman to take the<br />
condom for DNA testing. One netizen suggests that the<br />
woman inseminate herself with the semen and raise the<br />
baby as an act of revenge on the man who left the condom<br />
on her drying rack.<br />
Edited by Stephanie Tsui<br />
stephanie.tsui@hkmagmedia.com<br />
THU 2<br />
Slap That At around<br />
8pm at the Star Ferry Pier in<br />
Tsim Sha Tsui, a man is seen<br />
holding a sign charging<br />
people $10 to slap his face.<br />
A passerby gives him $30<br />
to slap him three times. It<br />
is later revealed that the<br />
slapping was part of<br />
a short film project.<br />
Illustrations: Joyce Kwok<br />
Creepy Excuses At the District<br />
Court, a man is sentenced to<br />
two and a half years in prison<br />
for molesting his 9-year-old daughter while his wife<br />
was away on a business trip. Earlier, it was revealed<br />
in court that when his wife confronted him about<br />
the crime, the man claimed that he had mistaken his<br />
daughter for her.<br />
FRI 3<br />
Quote of the Week<br />
“Young people seem happy<br />
when they meet Leung Chun-ying.”<br />
In a Headline Daily column, government spin doctor Andrew Fung Wai-kwong<br />
accuses some media outlets of “hiding the truth” to make it appear as if all<br />
young people are against the Chief Executive.<br />
Talking Points<br />
We read the news, so you don’t have to.<br />
VIP Treatment for Lawmaker<br />
DAB legislator Tam Yiu-chung has had to apologize<br />
for allegedly being given preferential treatment at<br />
Queen Elizabeth Hospital in May when he went in for<br />
an operation to remove a polyp near his ear. A post to<br />
a Facebook page for public hospital doctors alleged that<br />
Tam was allowed to jump the surgery queue, and both<br />
he and his wife were allowed into staff-only areas. Tam’s<br />
wife also entered the operating theater’s sterile area<br />
without undergoing the correct disinfection procedures.<br />
Tam has since apologized for the “inconvenience”<br />
caused, although he claims that he did not ask for any<br />
special privileges. <strong>The</strong> hospital said the arrangements<br />
were made by staff without their managers’ knowledge.<br />
An investigation is underway.<br />
Our take: This must be what’s keeping public<br />
hospital staff busy…<br />
China Complains, Singer Ditched<br />
Cantopop singer Denise Ho Wan-sze, also known as HOCC, has<br />
been ditched by an international cosmetics brand after an outraged<br />
response from Chinese netizens. . <strong>The</strong> announcement of her appearance<br />
at a promotional concert for Lancôme provoked calls for a boycott of the<br />
brand, , owing to Ho’s high-profile support for the 2014 Occupy Central<br />
movement and her recent meeting with the Dalai Lama. Lancôme<br />
released a statement on its Facebook page on June 5 announcing<br />
that the event would be cancelled due to “possible safety reasons.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> statement has triggered a further call for a boycott of the brand<br />
in Hong Kong. Ho released a statement lamenting that “the world’s<br />
values have been seriously twisted” ” and that Lancôme had<br />
bowed to a “bullying hegemony.”<br />
Our take: You know things are serious when even makeup<br />
gets political.<br />
Illustration: Elaine Tang<br />
6 HK MAGAZINE FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 2016