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go but, thank God, mothers don't break up with you.<br />

‘You said tomorrow,’ she said. We sat on one of the living-room<br />

sofas, frayed but still elegant.<br />

‘I thought I would surprise you,' I said.<br />

‘That’s nice. But you spoilt our surprise.'<br />

‘How?’.<br />

Savitri tai, one of my mother’s oldest helpers, brought in tea and<br />

sweet litti.<br />

‘Your coronation.You saw the tents outside, right?’<br />

‘What?’ I said, a <strong>half</strong>-eaten litti ball in my hand.<br />

‘It’s an auspicious day, Ashad Krishna.’<br />

‘Ma, I don’t want this drama.’<br />

‘It isn’t drama. It’s tradition,’ my mother said in a low, emotional<br />

voice, the perfect starting point for female drama.<br />

‘I’ll feel like a joker, being anointed a prince in a democracy.’<br />

My mother stood up and walked to the dining table, her back to<br />

me. She remained silent, her most potent weapon. Standing tall at five<br />

feet, eight inches, in her starched saree, my mother did look royal. She<br />

clenched her fists tight.<br />

I walked up to her.<br />

‘Ma, you shouldn't have sent me to college if you wanted me to<br />

keep following such rituals.'<br />

My mother spoke, her back still towards me.‘Funny, I was thinking<br />

the same thing.’<br />

I went around the dining table to face her. ‘We have an MLA,’ I<br />

said. ‘What’s his name?’<br />

My mother looked at me in defiance.<br />

‘What’s his name, Ma?’<br />

‘Ojha. Useless fellow.’<br />

'Yes, Ojha. We also have an MP in Buxar and a CM in Patna.’<br />

‘The villagers still care for us.You know why?’ she said.<br />

‘Because they are old-fashioned and uneducated?’<br />

My mother looked at me sharply. ‘You’ve become like them.’

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