KHM Purim Issue (III-5) - Kol Hamevaser
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KHM Purim Issue (III-5) - Kol Hamevaser
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<strong>Kol</strong> Hamishtakker<br />
The Student Thought Magazine of the Yeshiva<br />
University Student body<br />
Staph<br />
Editors-in-Chief<br />
Sarit “Mashiah” Bendavid<br />
Shaul “The Enforcer” Seidler-Feller<br />
Associate Editors<br />
Ilana “Good Old Gad” Gadish<br />
Shlomo “Yam shel Edmond” Zuckier<br />
Censorship Committee<br />
R’ M. Joel<br />
R’ Eli Baruch Shulman<br />
R’ Mayer Twersky<br />
Layout Editor<br />
Menachem “Still Here” Spira<br />
Copy Editor<br />
Benjamin “Editor, I Barely Even Know Her!” Abramowitz<br />
Editors Emeritus [Denied Tenure (Due to Madoff)]<br />
R’ Yona Reiss<br />
Alex Sonnenwirth-Ozar<br />
Staph Writers<br />
A, J, P, E, D, and R Berkovitz<br />
Chaya “Peri Ets Hadar” Citrin<br />
Jake “Gush Guy” Friedman<br />
Nicole “Home of the Olympics” Grubner<br />
Nate “The Negi’ah Guy” Jaret<br />
Ori “O.K.” Kanefsky<br />
Alex “Grand Duchy of” Luxenberg<br />
Emmanuel “Flanders” Sanders<br />
Yossi “Chuent” Steinberger<br />
Jonathan “’Lil ‘Ling” Zirling<br />
Disgraced Former Staph Writers<br />
Yoni “See Jay Eff Junior” Brandler<br />
Webmeister, Shlit”a<br />
Ben Kandel, N”Y<br />
Cover Design<br />
Yehezkel “Carlton” Carl “Carlson”<br />
About Coal Hammy Vasser<br />
Coal Hammy Vasser was established two and a half years ago by a few guys<br />
searching for meaning and philophosy. They embarked on a journey of<br />
supererogatory and biblical proportions, spanning the globe in their search<br />
for a Torah u-Madda belief system that would ennable and ennoble, ennible<br />
and enneble, enfeeble like a shtiebel, and be filling like a fliegel. In this endeavor,<br />
they entrusted members (and memberettes) of both campi as their<br />
trusted servants and steeds, heeding both philosophy and pragmatism, Halakhah<br />
and melakhah, and all other things goodly in their quest for the heylige<br />
grail of TuM. Oh, and on <strong>Purim</strong> they wrote articles making fun of everything<br />
YU, with a kernel of truth so strong it could never be ignored. <strong>Kol</strong> ha-Mishtakker,<br />
all who get smashed, is meant to connect you to hundreds of years of<br />
<strong>Hamevaser</strong> tradition in the <strong>Purim</strong> spirit of nikhnas yayin, yatsa sod, and we<br />
hope you are all the (spiritually) richer for it.<br />
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<strong>Kol</strong> Hamishtakker<br />
Ingredients<br />
Volume <strong>III</strong>, <strong>Issue</strong> 5<br />
February 27, 2010<br />
Paul the Apostle<br />
14 Adar 5770<br />
Dover Emes<br />
The Vatikin (in Italy)<br />
Ilana Basya “Tree Pile”<br />
Weitzentraegger Gadish<br />
Some Irresponsible Feminist<br />
(Pseudonym: Stephanie Greenberg)<br />
Jaded Narrative<br />
Nathaniel Jaret<br />
Alex Luxenberg<br />
Sheketah Akh Katlanit<br />
Alex Luxenberg<br />
Friedrich Wilhelm Benjamin<br />
von Rosenzweig<br />
Rabbi Shalom Carmy<br />
Chaya Citrin<br />
Noam Friedman<br />
Dr. Fish<br />
Anonymous<br />
Dr. Shmuess<br />
A Newswriter with No Bias<br />
Yossi Steinberger<br />
Moishie Dokterlawyerstein<br />
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Qrum <strong>Hamevaser</strong>: The Jewish Thought<br />
Magazine of the Qrum, by the Qrum, and for<br />
the Qrum<br />
Reexamining the Halakhot of Maharat-hood<br />
The End of an Era<br />
Cherem Against G-Chat<br />
A Short Proposal for Female Rabbis<br />
How to Solve the Problem of Shomer<br />
Negi’ah and Enjoy Life Better<br />
The Shiddukh Crisis Reconsidered: A ‘Plural’istic<br />
Approach<br />
Anu Ratzim, ve-Hem Shkotzim: Keeping<br />
with Menachem Butler<br />
New Dead Sea Sect Found<br />
OH MY G-DISH!: An Interview with <strong>Kol</strong><br />
<strong>Hamevaser</strong> Associate Editor Ilana Gadish<br />
Critical Studies: The Authorship of the<br />
“Documentary Hypothesis” Wikipedia Article<br />
Torah u-Media: A Survey of Stories True,<br />
Historical, and Carmesian<br />
<strong>Kol</strong> Hamevater: A New Jewish Thought<br />
Magazine of the Yeshiva University Student<br />
Body<br />
CJF Winter Missions Focus On Repairing<br />
the World<br />
One Jew, Two Jew<br />
Dr. Seuss’ “The Matter with Madda”<br />
“Bistu Modernish?”/ “Are You Modern Orthodox?”:<br />
A Cautionary Tale (with a Bit of<br />
Social Commentary) from the Vimsical Velt<br />
of Dr. Schmuess<br />
Panel Convened on the Topic of Coveting<br />
Wives<br />
Cholent: A Short Story<br />
Ultra-Orthodoxee Meets Ultra-Orthodoxtree<br />
This magazine may or may not contain words of Torah,<br />
depending on which of the Rashei Yeshivah you hold<br />
like, and please treat it accordingly (i.e., either respect<br />
it or burn it).<br />
Volume <strong>III</strong>, <strong>Issue</strong> 5