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Unzipping Your<br />
Genes<br />
I’m increasingly frustrated by your<br />
views that women are attracted to<br />
men with status or wealth and don’t<br />
care much about men’s looks. Personally,<br />
I’m not attracted by men’s status<br />
or wealth, and I’m very aroused by<br />
gorgeous naked men -- as are many<br />
women. Granted, women thousands<br />
of years ago were forced to<br />
rely on men for security, but there’s<br />
been something called “evolution.”<br />
Women don’t need men to survive<br />
anymore. Consequently, women are<br />
experiencing a discovery of their real<br />
libido, which is greatly stimulated by<br />
the vision of beautiful male bodies.<br />
--Modern Woman<br />
If women truly prioritized men’s looks<br />
like you say, Victoria’s Secret would be<br />
raking in the bucks with a companion<br />
chain of sexy undies stores for men.<br />
However, Victor’s Secret, if any, remains<br />
pretty simple: “Turn ‘em inside out and<br />
you can wear ‘em another day.”<br />
You are right; “there’s been something<br />
called ‘evolution.’” Unfortunately, psychological<br />
change takes a little longer<br />
than you think -- which is to say you’re<br />
only off by maybe a few million years.<br />
As evolutionary psychologists Leda Cosmides<br />
and John Tooby explain, we’re<br />
living in modern times with a “stone age<br />
mind.” By this, they mean that the genes<br />
right now driving our psychology and<br />
behavior were molded by (and are still<br />
largely adapted for) mating and survival<br />
problems in the hunter-gatherer environment<br />
millions of years ago.<br />
We do continue to evolve. For example,<br />
over the 10,000 years since humans<br />
started dairy farming, some of us<br />
eventually developed the physiology to<br />
digest lactose (the sugar in cow’s milk)<br />
-- allowing us to drink milkshakes without<br />
gassing it up under the covers and<br />
asphyxiating the dog. But changes in<br />
our psychological architecture -- like<br />
the complex cognitive adaptations behind<br />
our mating behavior -- don’t happen<br />
anywhere near that fast. So, no,<br />
your genes didn’t just go “Whoa, look,<br />
women’s lib!” and then make you start<br />
catcalling construction workers.<br />
Of course, we ladies will take a nice<br />
view if we can get it, but other things<br />
?<br />
GOT<br />
ADVICEGODDESS<br />
come first. Anthropologist Robert Trivers<br />
explains that what women evolved<br />
to prioritize in a partner comes out of<br />
the greater amount of “parental investment”<br />
required from us. Because<br />
a man could just walk away after sex<br />
(in the days before there was a state to<br />
come after him for child support) and<br />
because the features men find hot reflect<br />
fertility and health, male sexuality<br />
evolved to be primarily looks-driven.<br />
For a woman, however, a single romp<br />
in the bushes with some loinclothed<br />
Hunky McHunkerson could have left her<br />
with a kid to feed -- long before baby<br />
food was sold in stores in cute little jars.<br />
So, the women whose children survived<br />
to pass on their genes to us were<br />
those who vetted men for the ability<br />
and willingness to “provide.” There was<br />
no “wealth” in ancestral times -- no National<br />
Bank of the Stone Age. However,<br />
evolutionary psychologists believe a<br />
modern man’s high earnings act as a<br />
cue for what women evolved to go for<br />
in a man -- high status, meaning high<br />
social standing and the ability to bring<br />
home the wildebeest steaks for Mommy<br />
and the twins.<br />
You, however, claim that a man’s status<br />
does nothing for you. Now, studies reveal<br />
how most people are, not individual<br />
differences, so you may be right. However,<br />
cognitive neuroscientist Michael<br />
Gazzaniga explains that 98 percent of<br />
our brain’s activity is unconscious -- including<br />
some of our decision-making<br />
-- but we invent reasons for our choices<br />
afterward (typically those that make us<br />
seem rational, consistent, and admirable).<br />
And research keeps reflecting that<br />
women subconsciously prioritize status.<br />
In a study by evolutionary psychologist<br />
Michael Dunn, women found the exact<br />
same man hotter when he was driving<br />
a Bentley than when he was driving a<br />
Ford Fiesta. Men? They found a woman<br />
equally attractive in either car, and<br />
frankly, a woman who’s hot can probably<br />
get dates while “driving” a donkey<br />
with bumper stickers on the back.<br />
Next, there’s your claim that you and<br />
other women are “very aroused” by<br />
“gorgeous naked men.” Um, sorry, but<br />
that’s not what the vagina monitor<br />
says. Sex researcher Meredith Chivers<br />
hooked some ladies up to a machine<br />
that measures arousal through blood<br />
flow in their ladyparts. Though the<br />
women were aroused by footage of sex<br />
acts, she also showed them footage of a<br />
hot dude exercising naked. The vaginal<br />
response: “Yeah, whatevs.”<br />
And finally, for the perfect example of<br />
how sex differences play out, if a man<br />
flashes a woman on the street, it’s “You<br />
pervert! I’m calling the cops.” If a woman<br />
does it to a man, it’s probably one of the<br />
best days he’s had in forever: “Wow…it’s<br />
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not even my birthday! How ‘bout some<br />
yoga poses? Downward-facing dog?<br />
Shoulder stand?…Wait. Where are you<br />
going? Come back! I think you dropped<br />
an earring.”<br />
The Gift Of Blab<br />
My girlfriend tells her mother and<br />
her friends pretty much everything.<br />
Literally four of her friends and her<br />
mom were weighing in on her recent<br />
urinary tract infection. I just don’t<br />
get why she feels the need to let everybody<br />
know her business, and it’s<br />
the opposite of what I do. I’m very<br />
private, and I’d like us to have some<br />
things that stay between us -- especially<br />
stuff that goes on in the bedroom.<br />
How would I set boundaries<br />
like this? And does this mean that we<br />
are ultimately incompatible?<br />
--Mr. Uncomfortable<br />
JUNE 30 - JULY 27 • 2016 <strong>CELEBRATING</strong> 27 YEARS<br />
23<br />
Being compatible with somebody<br />
doesn’t mean you’re like them in all<br />
ways. I’m an extrovert, which is to say<br />
I see a dead car battery as an opportunity<br />
to learn about some tow truck driver’s<br />
childhood in Guatemala. Contrast<br />
that with my introvert boyfriend, who<br />
recently turned down an invitation he<br />
got to this really cool event, telling me,<br />
“I already said hello to somebody this<br />
week.”<br />
Beyond individual human differences,<br />
there are some male-female differences,<br />
like in feelings- and informationsharing.<br />
Sex differences researcher<br />
Joyce Benenson explains that men<br />
evolved to be the physical defenders<br />
of the species, and it would have put<br />
a man at a deadly disadvantage to<br />
show the enemy his emotions -- like if<br />
he went all scaredypants from fear: “Oh<br />
my God, is that the enemy? I’m gonna<br />
throw up.”<br />
Women, on the other hand, evolved<br />
to build support networks and avoid<br />
social exclusion by convincing other<br />
women that they aren’t a threat. A<br />
woman does this not by hiding her<br />
vulnerabilities but by putting her problems<br />
and weaknesses on parade -- a la<br />
“My ladyparts have been declared an<br />
Environment Canada cleanup zone!”<br />
In other words, your privacy nightmare<br />
-- the scrapbooking circle getting<br />
together to focus-group your medical<br />
issues -- is your girlfriend’s emotional<br />
comfort zone. But this isn’t necessarily<br />
a sign that your relationship is toast. For<br />
a relationship to make it, you and your<br />
partner don’t have to be the same; you<br />
just have to have enough in common<br />
and be loving in dealing with each other’s<br />
differing bizarro needs.<br />
If there were such a thing as psychological<br />
catnip for humans, it would<br />
probably be feeling understood. So,<br />
tell your girlfriend that you understand<br />
it helps her to hash things out with her<br />
mom and the ladypeeps and that you<br />
think that’s great. You’re just wired differently.<br />
Explain how, and then -- sweetly<br />
-- make your request: You’d feel most<br />
comfortable if what happens between<br />
you stays between you…given that<br />
your idea of openness involves making<br />
people sign a 30-page nondisclosure<br />
agreement before viewing the heavily<br />
encrypted photos -- of Steve, your dog.<br />
Last Year’s<br />
Shaggage<br />
I’m a woman who’s had a casual<br />
hookup thing with a guy for almost<br />
two years. I want a serious relationship,<br />
and I really like him and would<br />
like it to be with him. When we’re<br />
together, we have a great time, but<br />
he can go a week or two without contacting<br />
me. Last week, he showed up<br />
late to my birthday, with no present<br />
and not even a card. I know I should<br />
cut him off, but the sex is great, and<br />
there’s nobody else on the horizon.<br />
Any chance he’ll finally realize I’m a<br />
catch and come around?<br />
--Hoping<br />
The guy didn’t even give you a birthday<br />
card. Even the car wash gives you a<br />
birthday card.<br />
Any guy with an IQ exceeding the<br />
highway speed limit gets that birthdays<br />
are a big deal to most women. And if<br />
you care about birthdays and a guy<br />
cares about you, he’ll step up -- at the<br />
very least by running into a drugstore,<br />
grabbing a card, and checking that the<br />
pre-printed heartfelt message inside<br />
isn’t “To my very special grandson! On<br />
his very special day!”<br />
In a hookup situation, it actually isn’t<br />
crazy to hope for an upgrade from sexfriend<br />
to girlfriend. In a survey by Kinsey<br />
Institute researcher Justin Garcia, 51<br />
percent of the people who had hookups<br />
went into them hoping to kick-start<br />
a romantic relationship. In another survey,<br />
9.8 percent of hookups led to committed<br />
relationships. However, there’s<br />
a progression that takes place in going<br />
from lust to emotional attachment. It<br />
has a hormonal profile and a general<br />
timetable, and, well, two years into a sex<br />
thing, the attachment train is probably<br />
well out of the station.<br />
In other words, it’s time to take this relationship<br />
to the next level -- “the end.”<br />
On a positive note, it’s possible that removing<br />
yourself from this guy’s life will<br />
make him realize that he loves you and<br />
needs you in it -- leading him to start<br />
showing boyfriend-type attentiveness.<br />
Either way, you’re setting yourself up<br />
to have a man you can count on to be<br />
there for you -- and not just naked and<br />
at the ready whenever his Wi-Fi goes<br />
down.<br />
©2016, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved.<br />
Order Amy Alkon’s new book, “Good<br />
Manners For Nice People Who Sometimes<br />
Say The F-Word” (St. Martin’s Press,<br />
June 3, 2014).