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Meet Prinny, Chelsea and Diana. Prinny is the owner of Cosmos, a shop that sells crystals, potions, candles, and hope. It’s also a place where no one turns down a little extra-special cocktail that can work as a romance potion or heal a broken heart. But Prinny is in love with her married lawyer and she’ll need nothing short of magic to forget about him. Chelsea works as a living statue at tourist sites around Washington, DC. It's a thankless job, but it helps pay the rent. That, and her part-time job at Cosmos. As her dream of becoming a successful actress starts to seem more remote and the possibility of being a permanently struggling one seems more realistic, Chelsea begins to wonder: at one point do you give up on your dreams? And will love ever be in the cards for her? Diana Tiesman is married to Leif, a charismatic man who isn’t faithful. But no matter how many times he lets her down, Diana just can't let him go. She knows the only way she can truly breakaway is if she leaves and goes where he will never think to follow. So she ends up at Cosmos with Leif’s stepsister, where she makes her homemade teas and tinctures as she figures out whether she'd rather be lonely alone than lonely in love. In One Less Problem Without You, three women suddenly find themselves together at their own very different crossroads. It will take hope, love, strength and a little bit of magic for them to find their way together.

Meet Prinny, Chelsea and Diana. Prinny is the owner of Cosmos, a shop that sells crystals, potions, candles, and hope. It’s also a place where no one turns down a little extra-special cocktail that can work as a romance potion or heal a broken heart. But Prinny is in love with her married lawyer and she’ll need nothing short of magic to forget about him.

Chelsea works as a living statue at tourist sites around Washington, DC. It's a thankless job, but it helps pay the rent. That, and her part-time job at Cosmos. As her dream of becoming a successful actress starts to seem more remote and the possibility of being a permanently struggling one seems more realistic, Chelsea begins to wonder: at one point do you give up on your dreams? And will love ever be in the cards for her?

Diana Tiesman is married to Leif, a charismatic man who isn’t faithful. But no matter how many times he lets her down, Diana just can't let him go. She knows the only way she can truly breakaway is if she leaves and goes where he will never think to follow. So she ends up at Cosmos with Leif’s stepsister, where she makes her homemade teas and tinctures as she figures out whether she'd rather be lonely alone than lonely in love.

In One Less Problem Without You, three women suddenly find themselves together at their own very different crossroads. It will take hope, love, strength and a little bit of magic for them to find their way together.

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<strong>One</strong> <strong>Less</strong> <strong>Problem</strong> Without <strong>You</strong> 81<br />

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intentions, and, most of all, coming in for a reading with<br />

Chelsea— Miss Ada, to the masses (so she could be replaced,<br />

if necessary), unless she’d been giving other names in other<br />

accents—in order to fi nd out that their dreams would come<br />

true.<br />

No one ever wanted to know that their lifeline was short,<br />

or that they should up the life insurance on their husband, or<br />

that the niggling little suspicion in their belly now and then<br />

was legit, or that, yeah, their kid was experimenting with pot<br />

and dunking the Amazon- purchased drug test into the toilet<br />

water to dissolve the results.<br />

No one wanted to know that stuff.<br />

So Prinny stood back and let Chelsea do her thing.<br />

“For revenge, press four,” Chelsea said, with a slight but unmistakable<br />

edge to her voice.<br />

She looked to Prinny with a question in her eyes.<br />

Prinny gave her thumbs-up.<br />

Good.<br />

Chelsea continued. “For intense stress relief and/or weight<br />

loss, press fi ve.”<br />

Prinny shrugged inwardly. That might be the best bet for<br />

the power of suggestion they could provide. Believe you have<br />

willpower and are not craving junk food, and so it shall be.<br />

Hopefully.<br />

“To get a promotion or other wise improve your professional<br />

life, including getting rid of a bad boss, press six.”<br />

Okay, yes, that was wordy, but it covered a lot of ground<br />

that wasn’t in ter est ing enough to stand on its own in three<br />

parts. Prinny herself had consolidated that collection, because

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