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Death At The Party

This is a story of a teenage grim reaper's last 24 hours of high school.

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CONTINUED: 15.<br />

JAKE: (cont’d)<br />

hoodie on n shit! In straight goon<br />

mood n stuff! Straight thorough<br />

bread son...but damn! Now I see why<br />

you always got that hoodie on!...no<br />

offense or anything...So how you<br />

get this gig? Does it pay well?<br />

Nice benefits?!..Definitely can’t<br />

make minimal wage? Shit hook a<br />

brother up... I’m looking for a<br />

summer a job.<br />

DEATH:<br />

Listen dude! You contracted the HIV<br />

virus from obviously fucking that<br />

goat and by the way your heart is<br />

tryna come outta your skin.That<br />

bathsalt isn’t helping you out that<br />

much neither.<br />

Shows Jake heart pounding profusely trying to exit his chest<br />

So you got like 10 minutes before<br />

your heart just burst inside of<br />

you.And my job is to basically wait<br />

and comfort you to the best of my<br />

ability and actually act like I<br />

care some.<br />

JAKE:<br />

Oh lawd! Listen man,I can’t die! I<br />

can’t die like this! From fucking a<br />

goat?...Man! Everybody’s gonna be<br />

laughing at my funeral.You can’t be<br />

fucking shitting me...fuck! Fuck<br />

Fuck Fuck Fuck!..Fuck!<br />

DEATH:<br />

Hey...I’m sorry Jake. But at least<br />

you won’t be hearing everyone<br />

laughing at you...you know....<br />

Since your gonna be<br />

dead.(Convincingly)<br />

JAKE:<br />

<strong>Death</strong>! <strong>Death</strong>! (Crawling over to<br />

him) Please listen you nice man of<br />

darkness,the most prettiest of<br />

ugliness I have ever seen in my<br />

life. Can you please...please!Just<br />

this once!... just this once! Let<br />

me have a second<br />

opportunity..please I’m begging ya<br />

man I’m only 16 bro! I haven’t even<br />

(MORE)<br />

(CONTINUED)

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