Christmas Edition - December 2016
The most comprehensive guide to Christmas in the City of Logan - Christmas events, light locations, Santa photography and activities for the children.
The most comprehensive guide to Christmas in the City of Logan -
Christmas events, light locations, Santa photography and activities for the children.
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<strong>Christmas</strong> Jokes<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who's there?<br />
Interrupting Santa<br />
Interrupt...<br />
Ho ho ho!<br />
Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?<br />
A. Santa’s burps.<br />
Q. What do elves do after school?<br />
A. Their gnome work!<br />
Q. Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?<br />
A. Because huskies can’t fly.<br />
Q. Why should you never mess with Santa?<br />
A. Because he’s got a black belt.<br />
Q. What do monkeys sing at <strong>Christmas</strong>?<br />
A. Jungle bells, jungle bells!<br />
Santa once lost his undies...<br />
That is when people starting calling him Saint Knickerless.
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