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Blanche says that. Back at Van Nuys, I was up for the part of<br />

Blanche. I would've gotten it too.<br />

But then in walks Suzanne, and I don't know who she slept with<br />

to get that part but she stole it right out from under me.<br />

Lost all my confidence after that. I got a couple of commercials.<br />

Local stuff, a car dealership and...look at me, going on like this.<br />

Let's just get back to lighting. Now lighting is important because<br />

porn is mostly visual and even with good “equipment”, ha-ha,<br />

you need the proper lighting so you can see how the “action”,<br />

woohoo, plays out.<br />

Plays out.<br />

You know what played out is? My youth was suddenly gone up<br />

the water-spout.<br />

No no no, that's Streetcar again, and that was my best line too,<br />

you know what played out is, I nailed that…<br />

Then in walks Miss Suzanne all high and mighty...and where<br />

does that leave me, doing a Ken “Kenny” Kenshaw's Autoworld<br />

gig where all I do is walk on and say, “Hi, Ken! “, is where that<br />

leaves me.<br />

And a bee.<br />

I did one Hun-ee-Bee Honey commercial. I'm a bee, and I say,<br />

“What's all the buzz about?”

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