MARCH-APRIL 2017
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10) The people who decide on what music is played on the elevator fell asleep<br />
at your show.<br />
9) The last song you wrote together was covered by Mantovani.<br />
8) The Yeehaw Junction Left Nostril Inhaler Convention had more attendees<br />
than your last show.<br />
7) After your 2 nd gig, VH1 does a “Where are they now?” Retrospective.<br />
6) Your band groupies start dating each other instead of you.<br />
5) “Creative differences” start to involve power tools.<br />
4) Somebody painted over the “Property of” message on your gear case to<br />
“Who Cares?”<br />
3) Your lead singer starts showing up for gigs in the middle of the 3 rd set.<br />
2) Your biggest song gets licensed for a diaper commercial.<br />
1) Your lead guitarist starts dating your drummer’s wife.
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