ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
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The Cat's head began fading away the moment he was gone, and,<br />
by the time he had come back with the Duchess, it had entirely<br />
disappeared; so the King and the executioner ran wildly up and down<br />
looking for it, while the rest of the party went back to the game.<br />
CHAPTER IX. The Mock Turtle's<br />
Story<br />
'You can't think how glad I am to see you again, you dear old thing!' said the Duchess, as<br />
she tucked her arm affectionately into Alice's, and they walked off together.<br />
Alice was very glad to find her in such a pleasant temper, and thought to herself that<br />
perhaps it was only the pepper that had made her so savage when they met in the kitchen.<br />
'When I'M a Duchess,' she said to herself, (not in a very hopeful tone though), 'I won't<br />
have any pepper in my kitchen AT ALL. Soup does very well without—Maybe it's always<br />
pepper that makes people hot-tempered,' she went on, very much pleased at having found<br />
out a new kind of rule, 'and vinegar that makes them sour—and camomile that makes them<br />
bitter—and—and barley-sugar and such things that make children sweet-tempered. I only<br />
wish people knew that: then they wouldn't be so stingy about it, you know—'<br />
She had quite forgotten the Duchess by this time, and was a little startled when she heard<br />
her voice close to her ear. 'You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you<br />
forget to talk. I can't tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a<br />
bit.'<br />
'Perhaps it hasn't one,' Alice ventured to remark.<br />
'Tut, tut, child!' said the Duchess. 'Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.' And<br />
she squeezed herself up closer to Alice's side as she spoke.<br />
Alice did not much like keeping so close to her: first, because the Duchess was VERY<br />
ugly; and secondly, because she was exactly the right height to rest her chin upon Alice's<br />
shoulder, and it was an uncomfortably sharp chin. However, she did not like to be rude, so<br />
she bore it as well as she could.<br />
'The game's going on rather better now,' she said, by way of keeping up the conversation<br />
a little.<br />
''Tis so,' said the Duchess: 'and the moral of that is—"Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love, that makes<br />
the world go round!"'<br />
'Somebody said,' Alice whispered, 'that it's done by everybody minding their own<br />
business!'