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Thanks a Lot, God

When his first true love sends 19-year-old Hollis Olmstead a shocking "Dear John" letter while he is serving in the Army, he questions why God has abandoned him. Upon his discharge, he returns with a vengeance to establish an independent life, settling on Omaha, Nebraska, as his adopted hometown. The reader follows him on his journey into manhood and his experiences with God. Sometimes funny, sometimes touching and sometimes painful, Hollis's varied experiences teach him important life lessons.

When his first true love sends 19-year-old Hollis Olmstead a shocking "Dear John" letter while he is serving in the Army, he questions why God has abandoned him. Upon his discharge, he returns with a vengeance to establish an independent life, settling on Omaha, Nebraska, as his adopted hometown. The reader follows him on his journey into manhood and his experiences with God. Sometimes funny, sometimes touching and sometimes painful, Hollis's varied experiences teach him important life lessons.

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C H A P T E R T WO<br />

M<br />

Y VERY EARLY TEEN YEARS were a<br />

discovery period. I found that certain<br />

organs on my body served more than one<br />

purpose. My dad must have realized I had<br />

entered that stage of development that required 'the talk.'<br />

As he sweated, wrung his hands and refused to look at me,<br />

he explained about birds, bees, love, marriage and babies.<br />

The word "sex" never came up, so I asked, "Is this<br />

where men and women have sex?" He turned pale and<br />

nodded his head. Remember when I told you I had been<br />

raised on a farm? The point being, if it is right there in<br />

front of you, pay attention!<br />

I also began to notice the girls in school were<br />

developing shapes and curves that intrigued me. These<br />

were the same girls that six months ago were almost<br />

invisible. Now they were becoming desirable. I also<br />

noticed that boys my age were still mostly undesirable.<br />

We had pimples, no muscles to speak of, some skinny,

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