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Dear Reggie...<br />
ENTERTAINMENT<br />
Dear Reggie,<br />
My math grade has dipped so much. So, so much. My senioritis is trying to sabotage me just when the taste of freedom is near. I<br />
did not anticipate having to worry about grades my second semester senior year, but here we are. I’m really worried that I won’t be<br />
able to get it up in time for the end of the year. How can I raise this grade?<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Surprisingly Stressed Senior<br />
Dear Surprisingly Stressed Senior,<br />
I’m sorry that you’re so stressed! The end of the year seems to be sneaking up on us, and while the prospect of summer vacation<br />
is so inviting, the time to get those grades up is running out. Let’s not panic about this grade, it’s totally salvageable. Talk to your<br />
teacher, ask for help. Do not be intimidated by your teachers, they are there to help you, and they want to help you. Go to the math<br />
room during lunch to go over your materials and get help from your teachers. If you’re having trouble studying, get together with<br />
some friends and form a study group. One time I formed a study group with an elephant and a giraffe, and I became wayyy more<br />
productive. Stick in there bud! I believe in you!<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Reggie the Regent<br />
Would You Rather<br />
By Bryn Gunther<br />
Lose your sense of smell OR lose your sense of touch?<br />
Have no hair grow on your body for the rest of your life OR be sunburnt for the rest of your life?<br />
Never be able to look in a mirror again OR never buy another piece of clothing again?<br />
Eat the same food for the next year OR eat your least favorite food for a week straight?<br />
Never have internet again OR never read another book?<br />
Horoscopes<br />
By HanYing Jiang<br />
Aries - Whatever drama remained<br />
from last month should<br />
have disappeared by now, and<br />
you’re starting off with a clean<br />
slate! The month of May is the<br />
perfect time to start travel plans.<br />
Capitalize on this feeling of curiosity<br />
and try something new!<br />
Taurus - You might be realizing<br />
that you’re organizing your life<br />
around other people’s expectations<br />
and that this is holding you<br />
back. Appreciate your hard work<br />
and try to be your own authentic<br />
self.<br />
Gemini - Time to finally relax!<br />
You’ve worked very hard this<br />
past few months — take this<br />
month and rethink your life<br />
plans and appreciate all your<br />
hard work.<br />
Leo - This is the best time to<br />
advance your career and studies!<br />
Take every opportunity to<br />
show off your work. To leave<br />
an impression on others who<br />
you respect, you’ll need to put<br />
in more hard work, but you can<br />
definitely handle that!<br />
Virgo - You are definitely a lot<br />
less stressed as of now. You<br />
might still have worries about<br />
the future, but remember to relax<br />
and enjoy this moment in your<br />
life. Maintain your friendships<br />
and other relationships with<br />
people and you will be just fine!<br />
Libra - Time to drop all your<br />
emotional baggages! Reflect on<br />
your past and find someone you<br />
trust to talk over your worries<br />
and regrets. Also take some time<br />
for yourself instead of trying to<br />
balance social life and work life.<br />
Sagittarius - May is the perfect<br />
month to find new interests —<br />
like a new craft or a sport. You<br />
may find yourself thrived from<br />
the new challenge. Friends and<br />
families will become more supportive<br />
over the next few weeks,<br />
so reach out to them and accept<br />
their help!<br />
Capricorn - Your social life is a<br />
lot of fun right now! But remember<br />
to take time to rest and focus<br />
on your own health. You have a<br />
tendency of neglecting self-care,<br />
but try to find new priorities and<br />
definitely put your mental wellness<br />
first.<br />
Aquarius - This is the perfect<br />
time to have fun and goof off.<br />
Try all the things you’ve always<br />
wanted to try. It’s time to let go<br />
of old grudges and surround<br />
yourself with positivity.<br />
Regent Review Staff<br />
Co-Editors in Chief<br />
Stella Rumble<br />
and<br />
Laura Nicholas<br />
Layout Editors<br />
Stella Rumble<br />
and<br />
Laura Nicholas<br />
Contributors<br />
Stella Rumble<br />
Laura Nicholas<br />
Dylan Chambers<br />
Lillian Knetter<br />
Carmen Lynch<br />
Amelia Robinson<br />
Bryn Gunther<br />
Hanying Jiang<br />
Cancer - You will be making<br />
tough choices this month, but<br />
remember to think about yourself<br />
first. Take your time when<br />
you make those tough choices<br />
because there might be radical<br />
consequences.<br />
Scorpio - You probably have an<br />
important project in mind right<br />
now, so this is the time for research<br />
and consolidation. Make<br />
a detailed plan, stick to it, and<br />
future success is guaranteed.<br />
Pisces - You’re finally accomplishing<br />
all your goals. You are<br />
also being very supportive of all<br />
your friends, but remember —<br />
you can’t say yes to everyone.<br />
Try to find just a little time to sit<br />
back and relax.<br />
Layout and Design Advisor<br />
Ms. Engelbart<br />
Faculty Advisor<br />
Mr. Nepper