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REGENT REVIEW-- MAY 2018

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Dear Reggie...<br />

ENTERTAINMENT<br />

Dear Reggie,<br />

My math grade has dipped so much. So, so much. My senioritis is trying to sabotage me just when the taste of freedom is near. I<br />

did not anticipate having to worry about grades my second semester senior year, but here we are. I’m really worried that I won’t be<br />

able to get it up in time for the end of the year. How can I raise this grade?<br />

Sincerely,<br />

Surprisingly Stressed Senior<br />

Dear Surprisingly Stressed Senior,<br />

I’m sorry that you’re so stressed! The end of the year seems to be sneaking up on us, and while the prospect of summer vacation<br />

is so inviting, the time to get those grades up is running out. Let’s not panic about this grade, it’s totally salvageable. Talk to your<br />

teacher, ask for help. Do not be intimidated by your teachers, they are there to help you, and they want to help you. Go to the math<br />

room during lunch to go over your materials and get help from your teachers. If you’re having trouble studying, get together with<br />

some friends and form a study group. One time I formed a study group with an elephant and a giraffe, and I became wayyy more<br />

productive. Stick in there bud! I believe in you!<br />

Sincerely,<br />

Reggie the Regent<br />

Would You Rather<br />

By Bryn Gunther<br />

Lose your sense of smell OR lose your sense of touch?<br />

Have no hair grow on your body for the rest of your life OR be sunburnt for the rest of your life?<br />

Never be able to look in a mirror again OR never buy another piece of clothing again?<br />

Eat the same food for the next year OR eat your least favorite food for a week straight?<br />

Never have internet again OR never read another book?<br />

Horoscopes<br />

By HanYing Jiang<br />

Aries - Whatever drama remained<br />

from last month should<br />

have disappeared by now, and<br />

you’re starting off with a clean<br />

slate! The month of May is the<br />

perfect time to start travel plans.<br />

Capitalize on this feeling of curiosity<br />

and try something new!<br />

Taurus - You might be realizing<br />

that you’re organizing your life<br />

around other people’s expectations<br />

and that this is holding you<br />

back. Appreciate your hard work<br />

and try to be your own authentic<br />

self.<br />

Gemini - Time to finally relax!<br />

You’ve worked very hard this<br />

past few months — take this<br />

month and rethink your life<br />

plans and appreciate all your<br />

hard work.<br />

Leo - This is the best time to<br />

advance your career and studies!<br />

Take every opportunity to<br />

show off your work. To leave<br />

an impression on others who<br />

you respect, you’ll need to put<br />

in more hard work, but you can<br />

definitely handle that!<br />

Virgo - You are definitely a lot<br />

less stressed as of now. You<br />

might still have worries about<br />

the future, but remember to relax<br />

and enjoy this moment in your<br />

life. Maintain your friendships<br />

and other relationships with<br />

people and you will be just fine!<br />

Libra - Time to drop all your<br />

emotional baggages! Reflect on<br />

your past and find someone you<br />

trust to talk over your worries<br />

and regrets. Also take some time<br />

for yourself instead of trying to<br />

balance social life and work life.<br />

Sagittarius - May is the perfect<br />

month to find new interests —<br />

like a new craft or a sport. You<br />

may find yourself thrived from<br />

the new challenge. Friends and<br />

families will become more supportive<br />

over the next few weeks,<br />

so reach out to them and accept<br />

their help!<br />

Capricorn - Your social life is a<br />

lot of fun right now! But remember<br />

to take time to rest and focus<br />

on your own health. You have a<br />

tendency of neglecting self-care,<br />

but try to find new priorities and<br />

definitely put your mental wellness<br />

first.<br />

Aquarius - This is the perfect<br />

time to have fun and goof off.<br />

Try all the things you’ve always<br />

wanted to try. It’s time to let go<br />

of old grudges and surround<br />

yourself with positivity.<br />

Regent Review Staff<br />

Co-Editors in Chief<br />

Stella Rumble<br />

and<br />

Laura Nicholas<br />

Layout Editors<br />

Stella Rumble<br />

and<br />

Laura Nicholas<br />

Contributors<br />

Stella Rumble<br />

Laura Nicholas<br />

Dylan Chambers<br />

Lillian Knetter<br />

Carmen Lynch<br />

Amelia Robinson<br />

Bryn Gunther<br />

Hanying Jiang<br />

Cancer - You will be making<br />

tough choices this month, but<br />

remember to think about yourself<br />

first. Take your time when<br />

you make those tough choices<br />

because there might be radical<br />

consequences.<br />

Scorpio - You probably have an<br />

important project in mind right<br />

now, so this is the time for research<br />

and consolidation. Make<br />

a detailed plan, stick to it, and<br />

future success is guaranteed.<br />

Pisces - You’re finally accomplishing<br />

all your goals. You are<br />

also being very supportive of all<br />

your friends, but remember —<br />

you can’t say yes to everyone.<br />

Try to find just a little time to sit<br />

back and relax.<br />

Layout and Design Advisor<br />

Ms. Engelbart<br />

Faculty Advisor<br />

Mr. Nepper

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