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he considered to be the finest bottle <strong>of</strong> red in the<br />
building and the vintage <strong>of</strong> the wine provided him<br />
with his second set <strong>of</strong> numbers. For example, a 1945<br />
Bordeaux would simply be 45 but for anything from<br />
the second half <strong>of</strong> the century he would subtract 50,<br />
so a ’78 would give him number 28.<br />
Still, none <strong>of</strong> these ridiculous methods provided<br />
George with another win. Deep down he didn’t<br />
really expect them to. He just loved the sport <strong>of</strong><br />
it: the alligator racing, the pheasant shooting, the<br />
emu breeding, the chilli eating contests, the ale<br />
drinking tournaments, the destruction derbies, the<br />
human bingo, the naked mud wrestling, the poker<br />
tournaments, not to mention the endless horse races<br />
and camel relays. It was all a lot <strong>of</strong> good fun. But<br />
his money was starting to run out. Forbes’ wage<br />
along with the ground staff’s came to hundreds <strong>of</strong><br />
thousands a year. And a normal day out for George<br />
picking his numbers normally reached tens <strong>of</strong><br />
thousands <strong>of</strong> pounds. So by the time George’s 40th<br />
birthday came around he had not only spent all his<br />
fortune, but had in fact accrued quite a significant<br />
debt. He decided enough was enough. He must stop<br />
playing the lottery and go back to a normal, everyday<br />
life with a normal boring job.<br />
The day after George had made his big decision<br />
he was crossing the road when he looked down to<br />
see a lottery slip. Instinctively he picked it up and<br />
checked its date. He would never know that this<br />
in fact was another jackpot winning ticket because<br />
as he straightened up to step onto the pavement,<br />
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