You Are a Badass at Making Mone - Jen Sincero
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In the words of the l<strong>at</strong>e, gre<strong>at</strong> Ayn Rand: <strong>Mone</strong>y is only a tool. It will take<br />
you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.<br />
There are lots of words in the English language whose meanings sort of<br />
seep into each other. It’s easy to get confused about where one ends and the<br />
other begins. For example: love/lust, being nice/lying, confident/drunk. When<br />
it comes to the desire to make money, the most common term people confuse<br />
it with is “greed,” especially when discussing the root of all evil and other<br />
such unpleasantries. With all of these examples, taking a moment to discover<br />
the truth can save a lot of disappointment and heartache. So let’s be clear:<br />
Greed: An ins<strong>at</strong>iable, excessive, selfish craving for more more more.<br />
Another term th<strong>at</strong>’s oft confused with money is “power mongering”: Wielding<br />
influence in a tyrannical and supermean way. And let us not forget ye olde<br />
“corrupt”: Morally bankrupt, focused on personal gain whilst giving nary a<br />
crap how your actions affect others or wh<strong>at</strong> the law says.<br />
Here are some other popular ways people use the term “money”<br />
incorrectly:<br />
<strong>Mone</strong>y ruins everything.<br />
<strong>Mone</strong>y and friendship are like oil and w<strong>at</strong>er.<br />
<strong>Mone</strong>y makes monsters out of otherwise good people.<br />
Pretty harsh, right? It’s not like money broke into your house and punched<br />
you in the face fer fek’s sake, it’s just trying to help you buy stuff. Here’s<br />
something else th<strong>at</strong>’s important to realize about money if you’re going to go<br />
out and make a whole lot of it.<br />
MONEY IS CURRENCY AND CURRENCY IS ENERGY<br />
<strong>Mone</strong>y is a blank sl<strong>at</strong>e th<strong>at</strong> gets its value from the energy and meaning we<br />
give it. For example, the fifty bucks you make by raking leaves for the lady<br />
across the street has a very different energy than the fifty bucks you steal out<br />
of some guy’s pocket on the subway. The same r<strong>at</strong>ty chair you’d buy in a<br />
thrift store for five dollars might be worth five thousand dollars if David<br />
Bowie had had it on his tour bus. Some artists charge two hundred dollars for<br />
their paintings, other artists charge twenty thousand. When you get hired to<br />
do something and realize halfway through th<strong>at</strong> you way undercharged, your<br />
payment, when it finally comes, feels like you’re being handed a soggy<br />
napkin. Or if you way overcharged, it makes you cringe, feel lowdown and<br />
dirty. And if you charge the perfect amount, you feel uplifted, like a supastah.<br />
Giving and receiving money is an energetic exchange between people, and