How to eat Pussy like a Rockstar - Free chapter

Introduction
Introduction
Your initiation into the pussy eating hall of fame
Eating pussy gives you power. No seriously, like power of the ancients-type power. So
many dudes out there are wasting their time obsessing about why girls don’t give them the
time of day. But, the answer is simple. They’re just not eating enough pussy.
Eating pussy like a real rockstar makes you nearly invincible. It doesn’t matter if you’re
short, slightly overweight (hell, severely overweight), balding, or even old. It’s scientifically
proven that having orgasms releases endorphins. 1 Do you know what also causes an
endorphin-like response? Heroin. 2 Heroin is one of the most addictive drugs known to
man. In other words, giving girls great orgasms is like getting them hooked on heroin---
only you’re not getting them hooked on drugs. You’re getting them hooked on you.
There is a secret sauce to pussy licking, it’s true. It’s not necessarily so much that you’re
expert level at it (though that helps). Instead, it’s the most important that you love it. Yes,
you have to love eating pussy. You need to be dreaming about eating pussy. You need to
be moving your tongue in circles on the roof of your mouth practicing how to lick pussy.
And when you finally get a sumptuous juicy pussy in front of your face, you need to savor
that shit with all the passion that you would a 50 year old malt whiskey. Yeah, you get the
picture. Don’t just down it all at once. Take your time. Savor it. And above all, enjoy it.
Enjoy that one-of-a-kind pussy like a juicy peach. Take that woman’s bum in your hands.
Squeeze it. Take a moment just to look at her pussy---just gaze upon it in all its glory. Say
it out loud, “Mmmmm girl, your pussy is so fine.” But, you can’t just say these words like an
actor in a play. You have to mean it. You have to appreciate the uniqueness of every
pussy. You have to find the beauty in them. These are individual snowflakes we’re talking
about here. Each pussy looks completely different and they’re all just waiting for you to
savor them. Savoring a pussy means making it quiver, making it gasp, and most
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